A/N: Hey guys! So, break finally started! Yay! No more school for a week! :D
While we're celebrating, I want to wish you all a HAPPY CANDLEMAS, NATIONAL GUMDROP DAY, AND SINGLES AWARENESS DAY! (FEB 15) And happy belated Valentine's Day!
Anyway... I've decided to make these spotlights a little side-story type thing, with basically nothing about ShadowMaster. So yeah. :P
Peace out,
~silentwolf111
MrPrankster: You know the rules! This week's spotlight is… ARTEMIS! Oh, and I've done you all a favor and shut the mortals out of this one for fear of what Artemis will do to their puny bodies if they make her mad. You can thank me later.
SilverMoonlight: Well, I know this is going to be good. And thank you, Hermes.
SkyLord: Artemis is one of the most levelheaded goddesses I've ever come across. I'm proud to call her my daughter.
WiseOwl: And I'm proud to call her my half-sister.
SkyLord: And Apollo must be even prouder to call her his full-blooded sister! How lucky!
FlamingHotSunGod:
How do I say this?
Arty may be my twin sis
But she is no fun!
SilverMoonlight: Define your meaning of "fun".
FlamingHotSunGod: Me!
SilverMoonlight: Then I most certainly do not want to be considered "fun".
MrPrankster: Well, I agree that you need to lighten up a bit.
ToughGuy: Yeah! Have some real fun, for a change!
WiseOwl: And what would you consider as fun?
ToughGuy: Beat. Up. Jackson.
WiseOwl: No offense, but that's kind of lame.
ToughGuy: As opposed to reading dictionaries every night before bed?
WiseOwl: Like you even read at all.
ToughGuy: I do too read!
WiseOwl: Okay, then. What's your favorite book?
ToughGuy: Um, er…
WiseOwl: Ha. I knew it.
CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Well, I recently discovered a horrible book. It involves the death of children.
GrimCreeper: Teehee. Death. Teehee.
WiseOwl: Wha-?! There is no such thing as a "horrible" book! Just the idea is so preposterous, it makes me want to kill Poseidon!
SkyLord: You do know that isn't physically possible, right? I mean, I'm all for the idea, but I'm just pointing that out.
SeaLord: Well, I want to kill Zeus, but there's nothing I can do about it!
GrimCreeper: And I have always wanted to eliminate my brothers, but I too am helpless.
MasterCraftsman: I want to eliminate Aphrodite.
SkyQueen: I want to eliminate Zeus.
LordOfTime: I WANT TO ELIMINATE THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
WiseOwl: Not a bad idea. But first, you need to start with something smaller. Like Poseidon.
MrPrankster: Whoa, whoa! Guys! I really don't know how on Olympus we got from Artemis to eliminating other gods (which, by the way, isn't possible), but why don't we get back to the topic of Artemis before things start to get out of hand? Some of us can get a bit carried away with their enemies. Not pointing any fingers… *gestures to everybody*
SexyLady: I know how we got to this topic! First, Athena said that there isn't such thing as a horrible book, then she wanted to kill Poseidon, then everyone wanted to kill each other and here we are! Ducks go moo.
MrPrankster: That was meant to be a rhetorical question.
WiseOwl: And ducks don't go "moo". They go "quack".
SilverMoonlight: But it's nice to see that she has some care for nature.
MrPrankster: Yeah, yeah, Aphrodite is so caring. Back to Artemis now!
SexyLady: Well, she could use a makeover.
SilverMoonlight: NO. MORE. MAKEOVERS.
FlamingHotSunGod: I agree. Arty tried to kill me because of my idea! You remember what happened, right? (A/N: From my last fic)
SexyLady: What idea?
FlamingHotSunGod:
Don't you remember
The makeover video
Shown on Olympus?
SkyLord: Ohhhh, I remember that. That was funneh.
SilverMoonlight: No, it most certainly was not!
SeaLord: Actually, it kinda was.
MrPrankster: Sorry, Artemis, but I was entertained.
SilverMoonlight: Oh, so now you all like that I was humiliated in front of everyone?
FlamingHotSunGod: NO! I'm on your side!
SilverMoonlight: Aww. You're scared, aren't you?
FlamingHotSunGod: Um, no. I am totally not scared. Just, uh… cautious.
SilverMoonlight: Yeah. You're scared.
FlamingHotSunGod: Hehe. Maybe a little…
SilverMoonlight: Good. I've done my job well.
