A/N: Hey guys! Today I realized that I've eaten cereal for breakfast 4 days in a row. Blech. Well, at least Demeter would be proud of me. :)

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL DOG BISCUIT APPRECIATION DAY AND TENNIS DAY! (FEB 23)

Funny, yesterday was 'Walking The Dog Day' and 2 days ago was 'Love Your Pet Day'. What's really sad is I don't even have a pet. :P

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

MrPrankster: You know the rules! Today's spotlight is… DEMETER!

GrimCreeper: 3 words: Cereal crazed maniac.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: 2 words: DEATH BRAT!

GrimCreeper: 4 more words: I don't like you.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: 1 word: Good.

MrPrankster: Now, now! Save the fighting for later! Why don't we hear what the others have to say?

DeathQueen: Demeter is a very loving mother, but I have to agree with my husband about the cereal thing.

KatieKat: Yeah. She can be really embarrassing sometimes.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Oh? And just how am I embarrassing?

KatieKat: Mom, you are the only person I know who freaks out if someone doesn't eat cereal for breakfast.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Wha-?! I most certainly do not "freak out", as you say!

KatieKat: Remember that time you came to Camp to visit, and Percy was eating blue waffles for breakfast? You started to chuck rocks at him! We had to hold you back to keep you from killing him!

SeaweedBrain: Oh, don't remind me. That was terrifying. *shudders*

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: I call it the rock treatment. A perfect way to punish those who have angered me.

KatieKat: He didn't do anything wrong!

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Didn't do anything wrong? He not only ate a food other than cereal, but he mutated the food to make it blue!

KatieKat: You know what, I give up.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: I'm just trying to prove that cereal is important!

SilverMoonlight: You know, there's more than one kind of food out there.

WiseOwl: Ever heard of the food pyramid? And the 6 different groups of food?

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: 6 different groups of food? You mean Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, Corn Puffs, Cocoa Puffs, and Cheerios?

WiseOwl: No, I mean grains, vegetables, fruits, dairy, protein, and sweets. Cereal just makes up a tiny portion of the grains group. You need to eat a good amount from all food groups if you want to be healthy.

ToughGuy: Ah, who cares about eating healthy?

SilverMoonlight: You, if you don't want to get fat.

SexyLady: Get fat? Ew!

FlamingHotSunGod: Sis, we're gods. We can change our appearance at will. Meaning, we really never get fat.

WiseGirl: Sure, just rub it in, will you?

SexyLady: Okay. WE NEVER GET FAT! YOU DO, WE DON'T!

WiseGirl: I didn't mean that literally.

WiseOwl: As I was saying, Demeter, one can't survive on only cereal.

SeaweedBrain: No kidding. That stuff is nasty.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: You take that back right away or I'm going to give you the rock treatment again!

SeaweedBrain: *gulp* Okay, okay! I take it back!

DeathQueen: Oh, mother, just stop torturing the poor boy already! Not everyone likes cereal as much as you do!

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Well, they should.

GrimCreeper: People should like cereal if they don't want to make Demeter mad. So, naturally, I hate it.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Not as much as I hate you!

GrimCreeper: Well, I do hate you much more than I hate cereal.

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Cereal is much better than you!

GrimCreeper: Ugh. I take that back; I hate you and cereal the same amount. Know why? You are just as disgusting and annoying as cereal!

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: That's it. Rock treatment time!

SkyLord: Woooooooo! Go Demeter! Show him who's boss! Oh, and don't hesitate to kill him.

ToughGuy: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

LordOfTime: KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

SeaLord: Would you like some rocks from my undersea palace? There are some really huge boulders you could use!

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Sorry, boys, but this is something I have to do on my own.

GrimCreeper: Say what? I don't get it. What's she going to do?

SeaweedBrain: Brace yourself, uncle. This is going to hurt.

GrimCreeper: What do you mean, hur-OW! Deme-OW! ARE YOU INSANE?!

SexyLady: What's happening? Are you alright?

GrimCreeper: SHE IS THROWING POINTY ROCKS AT ME! AND IT HURTS SO BAD!

GrimCreeper: adoip39t687pb uaweroi23ah09asrtuh3wu

GrimCreeper: Sorry, stray rock. OW! Would you quit it already?!

SilverMoonlight: And this is why you should never anger a woman.

SeaweedBrain: Because she might throw rocks at you?

SilverMoonlight: Or worse.

FlamingHotSunGod: *awkwardly backs away*

SeaweedBrain: But Annabeth wouldn't hurt me, right?

WiseGirl: Well, that depends.

SeaweedBrain: You're mean.

WiseGirl: You're a Seaweed Brain.

SeaweedBrain: Oh yeah? You're a Wise Girl!

WiseGirl: You drool in your sleep.

SeaweedBrain: You snore really loud.

WiseGirl: And how exactly would you know that?

SeaweedBrain: Um…

WiseGirl: Have you been snooping around my cabin at night?!

SeaweedBrain: Hehe. Maybe…. *blushes*

WiseGirl: PERCY! You are soooo dead! ROCK TREATMENT TIME!

SeaweedBrain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MrPrankster: Good luck, Percy; you're going to need it. Until next time!