A/N: Hello again! Not that much to say today, but HAPPY CARNIVAL DAY, NATIONAL PISTACHIO DAY, AND TELL A FAIRYTALE DAY! (FEB 26) Does PJO count as a fairytale? Because if it does, then I'm already celebrating! :)

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

MrPrankster: You know what to do! Today's spotlight is… ARES! And let's try to be a little, er, nice, shall we? We don't want to anger the god of war.

ToughGuy: You got that right.

SkyLord: Be nice? Me? Ha, very funny. Anyway, my son says he's so tough and strong and all, but really he's not. At least not compared to someone so amazing like moi.

SeaLord: You're just not afraid to hold back, are you?

SkyLord: Hey, I say what I mean and I mean what I say.

SeaweedBrain: What's that supposed to mean?

SkyLord: It means that I am always right.

SeaLord: Uh… no. You're not.

WiseOwl: As much as I would like to prove my father wrong, I recognize this as potential for a full-blown argument. And that's pretty much the last thing we need. Shall we get back to the topic of Ares?

SexyLady: He's handsome. ;)

SilverMoonlight: He's a bit too brutal for my likings.

FlamingHotSunGod: Says the girl who has a team of killer hunters serving her.

SilverMoonlight: Oh, shut up.

SeaweedBrain: Ares scares me. Like, a LOT.

WiseGirl: Seaweed Brain, is there any god who doesn't scare you?

SeaweedBrain: My dad, Hermes, and sorta Hades. That's it.

SeaLord: WOOOOO! Up top, Hermes!

MrPrankster: *high-fives Poseidon*

GrimCreeper: YES! A hero who isn't intimidated by my depressedness! I'm so awes- wait, what do you mean sorta?

SilverMoonlight: Oh, so I scare you? Thanks. Thanks a lot.

SexyLady: I'm pretty, not scary! Come on, Percy, get your facts straight!

WiseOwl: I scare him? My work here is done.

WiseGirl: MOOOOOOOM!

WiseOwl: What? It's true. Besides, you know I don't like him.

SeaweedBrain: Yeah, pretty much got that message.

WiseOwl: Good.

WiseGirl: Mom. Mom. Mom. Please stop.

WineDude: Peter Johnson is scared of me? Excellent.

ToughGuy: Hehe, same here. At least now I know that the little punk won't be messing with me anytime soon.

SeaweedBrain: Oh, did I forget to mention that Ares was on the list of gods I'm not afraid of?

ToughGuy: JACKSON, YOU LITTLE BRAT! Oh, when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna-

SeaweedBrain: Aww, are you gonna run crying to your mommy?

SkyQueen: Please don't. I will not tolerate any running and crying.

ToughGuy: What did you just say?! (Not you, mother.)

SeaweedBrain: You heard me. You are nothing but a big, soft, TEDDY BEAR.

TeddyBearKiller: Teddy bear? WHERE?! I want to stab it and kill it and rip it apart with my bare hands!

SparkyBolt: Whoa, Octavian! Slow down, dude! There will be no stabbing or ripping or killing.

LordOfTime: AWWWWWW!

ToughGuy: Oh, yes there will be! JACKSON, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO DEAD!

WiseGirl: Percy! Are you out of your mind?!

SeaweedBrain: ao9ver5034tapoiehr;kvajpshlnruyainvlaksj

WiseOwl: That's an obvious yes.

SeaweedBrain: Sorry, that was me. I just knocked the little punk unconscious. No harm done!

SeaLord: Ares?

SeaweedBrain: Yeah?

SeaLord: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON?!

SeaweedBrain: Nothing! Just beat the little brat up so bad that he'll never wake up again.

WiseGirl: Oh my gods! You killed him?!

WineDude: Finally. About time someone did something about that boy.

WiseOwl: I couldn't agree more.

SeaweedBrain: Killed him? I wish. But Zeus does insist on certain rules… so I did the next best thing.

SeaLord: ARES! HEAL HIM!

SeaweedBrain: Are you kidding me? No way! Besides, I'm not the god of medicine.

FlamingHotSunGod: That would be me.

SeaLord: APOLLO! HEAL HIM!

WineDude: Nooooooo! Don't do it!

WiseOwl: Please! I beg you!

FlamingHotSunGod: Sorry, guys, but Percy's cool. Though he still hasn't written that haiku he promised….

SilverMoonlight: Oh, just go heal him already!

FlamingHotSunGod: Fine, whatever.

SeaLord: *holds breath*

SeaweedBrain: Huh? What did I miss?

WiseGirl: PERCY!

SeaweedBrain: Yeah, duh.

SeaLord: YOU'RE BACK!

WineDude: *sighs* Why must all good things come to an end?

SeaweedBrain: Back? I don't remember going anywhere.

WiseGirl: Are you all right?

SeaweedBrain: Of course I'm all right. What happened?

WiseGirl: Scroll up.

SeaweedBrain: Oh my gods! I almost died!

WiseGirl: But you didn't, thankfully.

FlamingHotSunGod: You're welcome. ;)

SeaweedBrain: Okay, maybe I will be afraid of Ares… just a little tiny bit.

ToughGuy: Eh, it's better than nothing.

MrPrankster: Well, since we have a somewhat happy ending here, let's wrap it up for today! Join us next time!