A/N: Hello again! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, my life's been kinda busy lately!

Anyways... HAPPY FLORAL DESIGN DAY, PUBLIC SLEEPING DAY AND NATIONAL TOOTH FAIRY DAY! (FEB 28) What the Hades? Public sleeping day?! Great, I could have used that as an excuse to sleep in school! Oh well.

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

MrPrankster: Okay, everyone! Today's spotlight is on… DIONYSUS!

SeaweedBrain: He's nothing but a cranky, lazy slob who's obsessed with Diet Coke.

WiseGirl: Like Smelly Gabe?

SeaweedBrain: Yeah, except Smelly Gabe was more drunk.

WineDude: Excuse me? I am the god of wine. Which is so much more impressive than your so-called "Smelly Gabe".

SilverMoonlight: Actually, it's kind of pathetic. The god of wine banned from drinking wine?

WiseOwl: And punished by having to stay at Camp, too.

SeaweedBrain: Hey, Camp is awesome! The real punishment was having us put up with him.

WiseGirl: You think you have it bad? I've been at Camp 5 years longer than you!

HotStuff: I'm still new to this whole Camp thing, but I like it.

WineDude: Speak for yourself. I've had enough of you mortals.

SexyLady: Why? Mortals are cute! Their idea of romance is adorable!

JasonsGirl: Oh, no. Mom, please don't start this again.

SexyLady: Aww, you're no fun! But fine, just this once I'll skip the story.

PineconeFace: YES! Thank you, Piper!

SexyLady: You know, Thalia, it would be super cute if you and Nico were a couple!

DeathBoy: No thank you.

PineconeFace: NO. I am a HUNTRESS.

SilverMoonlight: You got that right! My lieutenant will not be dating anybody.

SexyLady: Oh, come on! You're both into the punk thing! It would be so adorable!

DeathBoy: No.

PineconeFace: I'm going to vomit.

SexyLady: Pretty please?

DeathBoy: Uh, I'm pretty sure she could kill me, so no.

PineconeFace: How many times do I have to say it?! N-O! NO! NO NO NO NO!

SexyLady: You hunters need to have some fun for a change! Get a partner or two!

FlamingHotSunGod: I couldn't agree more. Arty could definitely use a boyfriend!

SilverMoonlight: Wha-?! Apollo, you dare say such a thing!

FlamingHotSunGod: What? It's true! Right now I'm the only male of some importance to you.

SilverMoonlight: Unfortunately.

FlamingHotSunGod: But that all could change! What do you say?

SilverMoonlight: I think you know my answer already.

FlamingHotSunGod: Great! I knew you would say yes! Aphrodite, we need your help over here! Arty wants a boyfriend!

SexyLady: SQUEEEEEAL! Oh, Artemis, I knew you would finally come through! It took forever, but you finally agreed!

SilverMoonlight: You idiot. I most certainly do NOT want a boyfriend. Nor will I ever think about having one.

SexyLady: *gasps* Y-you think I'm an… idiot?! Artemis! You bully!

SilverMoonlight: Ugh. I was referring to my brother.

FlamingHotSunGod: You really are a bully.

SilverMoonlight: Well, you are annoying.

FlamingHotSunGod: You are even more annoying.

SilverMoonlight: Oh, please. Women are obviously less annoying than men.

FlamingHotSunGod: Like Aphrodite?

SexyLady: That's meeeeeeeeee! Tralalalalala, I'm so pretty!

SeaLord: What the Hades…?

SilverMoonlight: Okay, most women are less annoying than men. There are a few exceptions.

FlamingHotSunGod: Like you.

SilverMoonlight: No, like you.

FlamingHotSunGod: I'm not a girl.

SilverMoonlight: Are you sure? You are extremely dramatic.

FlamingHotSunGod: Wha-?! I am NOT dramatic! HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?! Arty, you hurt my feelings! I'm going to go cry in a corner now! *runs away crying*

SilverMoonlight: This just proves my point.

MrPrankster: My gods, Artemis, what did you do to him? The last thing we need is for Apollo to become even more overdramatic than he already is.

FlamingHotSunGod: Oh, I'm not overdramatic. I was faking.

SilverMoonlight: Sure you were.

FlamingHotSunGod: I was!

SilverMoonlight: I doubt it.

FlamingHotSunGod: I really was! I swear!

SilverMoonlight: Yeah right.

WiseOwl: Oh, you two are being so immature. Why do these spotlights always end up in arguments?

WineDude: I blame Hermes.

MrPrankster: Oh yeah? This spotlight was about YOU. So therefore you are the cause of all this fighting.

WineDude: This spotlight was about me, wasn't it?

WiseOwl: Um, yeah. It kinda was.

WineDude: So that means I can share my thoughts about myself?

SeaweedBrain: We would prefer it if you didn't, but technically you could.

WineDude: No one asked you, Peter Johnson.

MrPrankster: Um, actually you did. Now what were you going to say?

WineDude: Oh, right. My thoughts about myself. Well, I am the most attractive god out there. I am so hot that Zeus put me down to Earth to share my hotness with the world. No wonder the mortals can't stand me; I am much too hot for them, and they are all jealous of me. Shame on them.

SeaLord: ?

WiseGirl: What the Hades? Is that what you think of us?

JasonsGirl: We are so not jealous. And we never will be.

FlamingHotSunGod: Whoa, whoa, hold it. Okay, first of all, I am the hottest god out there. I mean, it's even in my USERNAME. I share my hotness with the world, not you! Hello, god of the SUN here! You mortals should be jealous of me, not him.

SeaweedBrain: Don't worry, we're not jealous of him. Or you.

SilverMoonlight: Is it even possible to be jealous of either of them?

MrPrankster: Maybe, maybe not… Well, then. If we're done here, why don't we wrap it up for today? Until next time!

FlamingHotSunGod: *Psst. Hey, you. No matter what anyone else says, I'm the hottest god out there. Just letting you know. Oh, and don't tell anyone I told you this. They might try to convince you otherwise.*

SilverMoonlight: Apollo, everyone can see what you wrote.

FlamingHotSunGod: Oh, shut up. No one cares. *wink, wink!*

End Note: Oh my gods, this spotlight chapter was the longest so far! Wow. The Wine Dude is actually kind of interesting... :) Don't forget to review!