A/N: Hey guys! Wow, I haven't updated in a while... sorry!

Anyway... HAPPY I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY DAY, IF PETS HAD THUMBS DAY, NATIONAL ANTHEM DAY, AND PEACH BLOSSOM DAY! (MARCH 3)

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

ZEUS'S POV

"The boy who lived... comes to die."

I could feel my eyes growing larger by the second as I stared at the TV screen. I clutched my bowl of popcorn hard as suspense built up inside me.

On TV, Voldemort raised his wand.

"AVADA KE-"

Click!

The TV screen suddenly faded to black just as green sparks started shooting out of Voldemort's wand. I whipped around and moaned when I saw Hera holding up the remote with a smirk.

"Hera!" I cried. "Now I'll never know what happens!"

She crossed her arms.

"Serves you right. You've been doing nothing but watching TV all day!"

"But he was going to die!" I pouted.

Hera raised an eyebrow.

"What is it with you gods and death?" she asked. "You must have gotten it from your father."

"He's your father too."

"But I don't run around watching people die, now do I?"

I huffed out a breath and groaned.

"Fine, fine. Now can I please keep watching?"

"No."

I got on my knees.

"But I have so many questions! Does Harry die? Does Voldemort ever get stopped? I NEED TO KNOW!" I pleaded.

"My answer remains the same," Hera said as she walked out the door, taking the remote with her.

Styx. Why did Athena just have to get me hooked on the Harry Potter series? This is all her fault.

I took a deep breath and tried to push Harry Potter out of my mind for now. Note to self: get Hephaestus to invent Hera-proof remotes.

I got up and slumped to my laptop, sighing as I opened it up. Well, since Hera has already taken away my television rights, I might as well check on my fanfiction.

I logged in and my eyebrows shot up as I saw that I had received 7 new PMs:

SexyLady: Father! ShadowMaster did it again! He said I wasn't pretty!

ToughGuy: Do you know who ShadowMaster is? I need to go give him a good beating. He dares insult my toughness!

FlamingHotSunGod: ShadowMaster said Arty is older than me!

SilverMoonlight: ShadowMaster said Apollo is older than me!

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Can you please go tell ShadowMaster (and your lame excuse for a brother) that cereal is important?!

SeaLord: Brother, I'm just clearing up that I am better than you. Because someone named ShadowMaster thinks we're both equally idiotic.

WiseOwl: SHADOWMASTER SUPPORTS POTHENA! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

Whoa. This ShadowMaster is really causing some trouble. Who exactly is he? The name seems really familiar somehow… was he one of the demigods I had threatened to electrocute? Nah, I don't think so… Huh. Did he review one of my stories, by any chance?

I gasped as realization suddenly came to me.

ShadowMaster did review my story! This little creep was the one who had said that I was an arrogant and annoying god! He was the one who had insulted me so much that I had almost destroyed the world and caused endless suffering to all the innocent little mortals! Oh… was that out loud? Hehe. Forget that last thing I just said.

But still… ShadowMaster had insulted not only me, but all of us Olympians! We needed to do something about this, and fast. The last thing we need is another war that could possible destroy the universe.

Luckily, I know just what to do.

I typed up a quick message and posted it on my profile for everyone to see:

SkyLord: COUNCIL MEETING AT 1:00 PRECISELY! ATTENDANCE REQUIRED!

There. Now only the Olympians would know what I'm talking about. And if everyone else thinks I'm crazy, then oh well.

I closed my laptop and snuck over to Hera, who was asleep on her throne. I stuck out my hand and slowly grabbed the remote, trying my best to remain quiet. I managed to slip the remote from her grasp and tiptoed back to the television screen.

I pointed the remote toward the TV, switched it on, and pressed play.

"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

Hera's eyes flew open immediately.

"ZEUS!" she yelled angrily. "Stop watching TV!"

I smirked.

"Would you rather I find a pretty girl to spend my time with?"

Hera's eyes narrowed.

"Don't. You. DARE!"

"Then let me watch."

I smiled as Hera groaned in defeat. Aaaah, life was good…

SHADOWMASTER'S POV

I logged into FanFiction and started doing my routine check-up. Let's see… no updates, no updates, no upd- wait, what's this? SkyLord updated his profile?

I clicked on SkyLord's username and smiled when I read the message he had posted, surely meant for the other Olympian gods.

SkyLord: COUNCIL MEETING AT 1:00 PRECISELY! ATTENDANCE REQUIRED!

A council meeting… what a great opportunity! It's about time I reveal myself, and what better time to do it than in front of all the gods gathered together! Attendance required, huh? Oh, don't worry, Zeus. I'll be there…

End Note: Hmm... let's do this in forum format, shall we?

silentwolf111: Well, folks, the moment you've all been waiting for is finally coming!

SexyLady: YAAAAY!

ToughGuy: Oooooh, this is going to be good!

SeaLord: I can't wait!

MrPrankster: I know, right?

silentwolf111: You said it, guys. :) Please review, everyone! Have a nice day!

LordOfTime: And don't forget to die!