Bwhahaha~High School is almost like Middle School, but harder...

So, Ryoma is a 7th grader a first year, so Tezuka and the others are in 9th grade a third year.

YAY I'm a awesome third year or a freshman in the United States~!

AZNLOVE~! I NEED YOUR HELP SINCE I'M TYPING THE STORYLINE FROM NOW ON WITH MY EMPTY YET AWESOME IDEAS!

Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis!

Chapter 9 Seigaku's School Life

It was a Thursday and in other words, a SCHOOL day. Even though I already graduated from university, my parents suggested me to go back to Junior High School. Let's just say, I never wanted to go to school, but never had the chance to be with people MY age. I didn't miss doing work though.

It was a normal day during the Spring. A boring English lesson, taught by a pathetic teacher who can't even pronounce the words without an accent. I thought Japanese teachers had to be professional? I already know this stuff, and it's not like I'll learn anything~ I was looking out the window and at the sky. The clouds look really fluffy like my pillow back home on my bed~ "-karu-san! Hikaru-san!"

I whipped my head towards the teacher, known as Mr. Shippai. "Huh?"

He glares at me and I glared right back at him with 10x's the murderous intent. I could tell I made him cower in fear~ "R-read the pa-passage below in English wi-without looking a-at the book, Hi-hikaru-san."

"School is for learning. Without school, there wouldn't be any knowledge or any education. Without knowledge or proper education, mankind would be extinct. Mankind would stop existing and lose balance on Earth."

I sat back down with the class looking amazed at me, and the teacher turning red from either anger or humiliation. I think it was both, hehehe~ *Coughs* "Ehem, well, pay attention next time Hikaru-san, or I-"

"I was paying attention. If I wasn't, then how can I be able to read the passage without listening to the lesson."

*Glares* "Please don't interrupt next time, and continue the English lesson."

*Rolls-eye* "Oh PLEASE~ You can't even speak half of the words in the book, yet you teach an ENGLISH class, Mr. FAILURE!"

"What did you say, Hikaru-san?!" Mr. Failure is really stupid and now deaf.

"Shippai means failure in english, and you still have an accent with no knowledge of the pronunciation in English."

I felt a tug on my sleeve, it was Momo. "You shouldn't piss off the teacher any more or you'll be in trouble, Kami-chan," Momo whispered to me.

I whispered back, "I got this, Momo. Don't worry~ The games are about to begin."

"THAT'S IT! DETENTION HIKARU-SAN!" The teacher had just blown his gasket away~ Tee hee!

*Smirks* "For what? You can't help with the truth, Sensei~"

"Hmph!" I win~~~ I never lose in an argument!

Class continued for a while before the lunch bell rang. "Yo Kami-chan! Wanna eat lunch with me and the others?"

I shrugged my shoulders like I couldn't care less, "I got nothing better to do, so let's go!"

Momo then dragged me to the roof where several tennis regulars were eating lunch. Everyone was there, even surprisingly Tezuka and Ryoma. They looked up at Momo and I with our entrance, then resume back to eating. I was glomped by Eiji the moment he laid his eyes on me, "NYA~ It's Kami-chan! How was your day at class?!~"

"Don't mention school for any kind of subject, Eiji-sempai~ I had a bad day." I started taking out my bento and eating it. It was simple rice and hand-made sushi, with octopus wieners, also it was delicious since I made it myself.

"Why was it a bad day for you, Kami-chan?" Oishi asked in his motherly tone.

"The teacher tried to give me detention for his own mistakes during the English lesson."

*stares~* I felt everyone looking at me now. I turned to them and asked, "What ya looking at?"

It was Kaidoh who replied, "You had outsmart the teacher in NOT giving you detention."

"Er, well yes I did, but it was his fault he wanted to humiliate me in front of the class. Except his plan backfired~ That was the fun part!"

Momo had slapped my back, "HAHAHA! That look on the teachers face was hilarious! Kami-chan was awesome!"

*Glares* "Hey! I AM awesome already!"

"Hehe, true that!"

We high-fived and laughed at the memory, but someone was a party-pooper~ "Momo, Kaidoh, and Hikaru! 10 laps now!"

The other two sped off while I stood there watching them go. When I returned my attention to Tezuka, he was glaring at me. I change my mind, he isn't just a party-pooper, he's also Pms-ing and a meanie. "Why aren't you running? 15 laps."

-.- "I'm sorry but the bell is gonna ring."

*Ding-Dong-Ding*~ "Then you can-"

I sped out the door and back into class. I just became a ninja master at running away~ What class is it this time? Oh right! It's Japanese History, at least it won't be that boring. However, I had a bad feeling in my stomach and it isn't what I ate. This day won't end well as I can tell so far. At least Momo didn't come back late, so the class begins.

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About 1 hour left before the day ends~

YEAH! I can go ho- CRAP! I still have tennis practice! Tezaku might forgive me for ignoring him...Right? I had to do some class work and notes on the Edo Period of Japan. It was a solo thing but people could ask for help from others. I prefer to do it alone though. Then a knock was heard from the door. Everyone's head looked at the door. "Come in please," was said from Tamaki-sensei. Hey, I actually like this sensei instead of Mr. Failure~

The door suddenly slides open, and revealed an adult male who looked really young. He was wearing a white collared shirt with a red-tie and black long pants with black dress shoes. His hair was a mystery bleach yet blonde color and sparkling golden eyes. All I could think was, I'm screwed.

His eyes were looking for one thing and one thing exactly, and it landed on me. "Ah! There you are Kami-chan~"

Then, everyone's eyes reverted back to me. I slid down my seat in embarrassment and points finger at the guy, "What are YOU doing here?!"

Kuro: OMG! Who do you think it is?!

Momo: IT'S A KIDNAPPER AFTER KAMI-CHAN!

Eiji: NOOOOO OT KAMI-CHAN! SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!

Kuro: *sweat drops* Uh...Guys?

Eiji: WE MUST PROTECT HER!

Momo: HAI EIJI-SEMPAI!

Ryoma: Hm, even though I would like her getting kidnap, she can't go until I beat her.

Momo: Mah~ Echizen! Is tennis everything to you?

Ryoma: *Nods*

Eiji and Momo: *Facepalms*

Kuro: Hello? Guys!?

Kami enters the room.

Both: KAMI-CHAN! WE WILL PROTECT YOU!

Kami: *Confused* Why do I need protection? I can protect myself just fine with lessons.

Ryoma: What lessons?

Kami: Lessons on self-defense and other stuff, like karate, judo, kung-fu, and even fencing~

Everyone: *Pales and get's as far away as possible*

Kami: Um...What's wrong guys?

Everyone: N-nothing...

Kuro: OMG! PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME!

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Kuro: Thank you, so next chapter will be mostly written by AznLove and that she FINALLY came back~

AznLove: Hey people~ Sorry for not being here!

Kuro: Well, you can do the honors since you came back.

AznLove: Thanks Kuro! Read and Review! Also review who you want to be a couple! The pairings are UNDECIDED!

EVRYONE: SAYONARA!~ HAVE A GREAT ENJOYABLE (Not really) LIFE OF SCHOOL!