Felicia's P.O.V

"Oh hi" said Dan smiling at me. "You must be our new neighbors."

Don't vomit on the poor boy's face; it won't go well with publicity.

"Oh yeah" I said hopefully giving him a friendly smile and not a- OMG, DAN HOWELL, I'M GONNA EAT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SO HAWT smile.

I continued, "So like, I dropped in to say hello, I'm just leaving for my classes-"

"Classes?" asked Phil looking adorably confused. God, Phoenix was just gonna die.

"Yeah, I run an institution for dance and instrumentals, in the street below. Natyarambha" I explained.

"So I just popped in to say hello" I repeated and gave Phil my box full of brownies and said, "Enjoy."

"Yay!" he said happily. "Brownies."

"You know what" said Dan looking at the brownies like I brought him Zeus's lightning bolt. "Even though I just met you, I could marry you for bringing me brownies."

Oh how our thoughts match!

I winked at him and said, "Let's see. So anyways, hello and enjoy the brownies."

"Thanks a lot-um what shall I call you?" asked Dan suddenly confused.

"Felicia, thank you very much or Felix" I said laughing.

"Thanks a lot Felix and I might drop in your place for returning the box at….let's say 6?" said Dan smiling.

I nodded, too stunned to say anything because…

Oh how wonderful my name sounded from his lips. I could just keep making him brownies so that he would just keep saying my name.

"Thank you!" said Phil, his blue, blue, blue eyes sparkling happily.

Phoenix Hunt is D-E-A-D.

I smiled and waved and walked shakily to the lift.

The second I was out of their sight, i.e. in the lift, I texted Phoenix.

Guess who are our new neighbors?

F

Three seconds later.

Ooo, who?

P

I frowned.

It's a guess you twit.

F

5 seconds later.

Never mind, come to class and tell me.

P

I smiled. Phoenixy, darling, you're gonna dig your own little grave.

"You've got to be fricking kidding me" said Phoenixy staring at me with her dark black eyes. "Phil is our neighbor?!"

"Ah-ha" I groaned. "Not just Phil. PHIL AND DAN!"

"Whaaaaaaaat!" she groaned.

"No female should go through so much sex radiation" Kate said dizzily. "It's fatal."

"Tell me about it" I cried.

"Tell me again how Phil looks" begged Phoenixy.

"You've seen him before" I said poking her side playfully.

"On YouTube" she snapped. "How does he look in real life?"

"He's pretty tall-" I started.

"Taller than me?"

"Hell yes, you pixie. He's tall, really white-"

"Alabaster, you mean" she said, wringing her hands together.

Kate and I glared at her

"Whatever and blue, blue, blue eyes" I finished.

"What was he wearing?" asked Phoenixy eagerly.

"His wedding dress" I scoffed. "Clothes obviously."

"I mean which clothes?"

I sighed. "His red checked T-shirt and jeans."

I smiled to the myself, imagining how cute Dan looked in that sexy black T-shirt and jeans.

Phoenix gazed at me and smirked and asked sweetly, "And Dan?"

I blushed and muttered, "Backsitandgins."

"Back shit and gin? What kind of an outfit is that?" asked Kate, puzzled.

"BLACK SHIRT AND JEANS!" I shouted.

"Oooh, sex-ay" said Kate poking me.

Kate was an inch shorter than me with reddish golden curly hair and warm hazel eyes. She was an extremely rounded female with sexy monster curves. She was gorgeous and she knew it.

Phoenix on the other hand was honey toned like me and had short pixie cut black hair(like Alice Cullen but she hated the comparison). She was only 5'10 and slim and athletic. Extremely pretty but refused to accept it.

Both had an excellent chance of eloping with their favorite youtubers.

"You know the best part?" I said, looking at Phoenix.

"Mm, what?" asked Phoenixy, turning to look at me eagerly.

"They're coming in the evening to return the bowl" I said smiling.

Phoenixy screamed like the nutter that she is and said, "OMG FELIXY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

I laughed, pushing her of me and said, "I'm sure the idea fades the morning after."

"I have an idea" piped up Kate suddenly. "The first class timing is at 11:45, which side note is all three of us's. Let's prank call Apollo."

I smiled evilly.

Apollo, Lord of poetry, music, and what not as well as chariot driver of the sun, was gonna die.

Payback is a bitch. By the name of Felicia. Or Phoenix. Either one will do.

"Apollo" said Phoenix, sounding deadly calm, and was in real life grinning like a moron.

"Um, Phoenix?" said Apollo sounding nervous. Even an Olympian did not want to cross Phoenix Hunt when she sounded as deadly as that.

"Why did you tell Felicia that there is gonna be a surprise in the neighbor?" said Phoenix, still going Severus Snape calm on the poor god.

"Um, I'll tell you! I'll tell you! It's Dan Howell and Phil Lester, sons of Zeus and Aphrodite!" cried Apollo like a wimp.

"I know that" she said.

"Then, um, why did you, er, call?" asked Apollo shakily.

"Can't I just give a friendly call occasionally?" laughed Phoenix. "Apollo, you wound me."

"You're laughing" said Apollo sounding relieved. "So you're not mad?"

"Hell no!" said Phoenixy laughing. "That is like the best thing."

"Oh god, you scared me at the start" he sighed. "Do me a favor gorgeous, and stop giving your old man such heart attacks."

"Duuuuude, you ain't my old man" said Phoenixy laughing. "And you can't get heart attacks."

"You've grown spunky girlie" said Apollo laughing as well. "I'll call you later."

"Bye."

I laughed. "That went well."

"So cool. Sooo, we'll finish the classes and we'll head home?" asked Kate.

"Yes. And I'm gonna need fashion advice" said Phoenix, worriedly mussing her pixie-cut hair.

Kate and I looked at each other and rolled our eyes.

This was gonna be a long afternoon.