Disclaimer: I don't own Penguins of Madagascar or special guest appearances


Normal POV

She looked down at the ground and refused to speak anymore. 'I've revealed too much. I need to calm down.'

Red studied her and analyzed what he just discovered about her. Her emotions were clearly change immediately when approached with a specific subject. Calm or Cocky when casually talking; Angry when considered something she's not. At least that's what he discerned so far.

Now she wasn't even doing anything, in fact she was just moping. This girl was really a mystery to Red and he intended to solve it.

"Not you again!"

Sara swiveled around to find Dark and Sadistic arguing with... Nothing, from her point of view. On the other side of the two, she saw another girl who appeared to be face palming.

"Hey look it's Ocean!" Fangirl cried then gasped, "I just broke the fourth wall. Cool! I've always wanted to do that!"

Sara stared at her like she was crazy, then looked over at Crazy to make she sure she was at least staying in one place and sighed with relief.

From the corner of her eye she saw Childish talking and giggling. On the other side, Artistic and Brainiac were having a conversation with then air.

Ocean stared confusingly at an arguing Samara, a giggling Cake, and chatting Robin. All were facing nothing but air, "The hell is going on here?!"

Ignoring them, Ocean walked toward Sara, "Okay I'll only say this once. Leave New York or bad things will happen. Trust me when I say that cuz you don't wanna get on an evil genius's bad side if you don't know how to deal with them. Now scram!"

Sara didn't react and started smiling, soon she tried to stifle a giggle. From her perspective, Crazy was chewing in her head.

"... What?"

"A Zambie's eating your brain."

"What's a Zambie?"

"Ugh! Does no one know what Zambies are. Not even my own sibs knew what they are. But then again it would make sense why you don't know what they are."

"... Okay. As I was saying, leave New York now or I'll make you."

"Psh you can't make me leave. I'm my own person."

Ocean began to chuckle darkly and pulled out her dagger, "Trust me when I say, you don't want to mess with an assassin."

Staring at the dagger, Sadistic whispered, "Take it. Steal the dagger from her. It'll be better than that dull pocket knife."

Sara glared at her and smirked, "Yeah? Well you don't want to mess with an unstable psychopath."

The two glared at eachother while their voices began bickering.

"Just take her down already! Put her in her place!" Samara argued.

"You don't wanna do that. After all, this girl got a wide crazy side. And when she mixes with us, you might as well just run." Dark sneered.

"You tell her Dark! No one messes with us!" Sadistic cheered.

Brainiac sighed, "I don't see why we need to result to violence."

"Same here. If you ask me this is just a waste of time." Robin agreed.

"You actually heard me?" Brainiac gawked.

"Eh just barely. Why?"

"Brainiac is really quiet, so it's usually hard for even us to hear her." Artistic chimed in.

"I'm so happy to have finally met someone who I can relate to! We'll be the biggest bestest buddies forever and ever! Oh I forgot to tell my bestest buddy my own name! I'm Cake!"

Childish giggled, "I'm Childish. We're gonna have so much fun together! I've never been so excited cuz I'm always with the more mature girls. We can be the biggest bestest funny bunny buddies!"

"I love bunnies!"

"Paint the man, cut the lines," Fangirl and Crazy chanted, "Paint the man, cut the lines! Paint the man, cut the lines!" They ended with laughter.

All the while, the two girls turned their glares toward the voices and shouted, "Will you all just shut up already!"

The two girls looked at each other confused while the voices stopped talking.

"Lemme guess, voices?" Sara asked.

"Yeah, " Ocean answered, "Three unfortunately. My conscience, shoulder devil and shoulder angel."

"That sucks."

"Yes it does. How many you got?"

"Seven. All represent a side of me."

"Holy shiz-nits! Must be tough keeping them under control."

"Eh not really. Just gotta show 'em who's boss, but they do tend to get out of control at times. So about having to leave New York I don't have to since I remember do I?"

"Wait you remember!? Clemson said you didn't!"

"I do now. That reminds me, I need to apologize for yelling at him. He's at the Zoo right?"

"Yeah but-" But before Ocean could finish, Sara dashed toward the Zoo, "Hey wait you're not supposed to go see him!"

Ocean ran after her, leaving a confused Red, "Hm. I better talk to Blowhole about this."


Clemson continued watching the lemurs with disinterest, instead his mind was elsewhere. The girl he dated still had no idea who he was and obviously wanted nothing to do with him now. He sighed and leaned against the fence to observe his friends.

Hans sat at the bench in front of the penguin habitat and since he was sitting there they stayed perfectly still. It was clear he was annoyed with this. Savio was still studying the map, but looked like he'd rather do something else. Everyince in a while his eyes darted toward the elephant and glared. He did it with all the animals.

He sighed again and looked toward the sky, daydreaming.

Until a yell interupted his daydreaming, "Clemson!"

His attention turned toward his friends, but they were giving him bemused looks.

"Clemson!"

To the right of him, Sara was running toward him. When he finally processed who it was, he felt his heart speed up and a smile formed.

The moment was cut short however, when Ocean tackled her before she reached him.

The guys winced as the girls slid across the concrete. Instanly Clemson ran and pulled Ocean off of her.

"Ow. Never had that happen before." Sara muttered.

"What the hell Ocean! Was that really necessary!?"

Ocean glared, "Don't go screaming at me! I was supposed to keep her away!"

Hans walked up to her with Savio behind him, "But you couldn't just grab her?"

Clemson inspected Sara, "Are you alright?"

"Yeah I'm fine."

"You always say that even when you aren't. You're cheek's bleeding."

An alarm went off in Sara's head. Blood. Of all things it had to be blood. But it was too late as she touched her cheek and winced. Pulling her hand back, she saw the red liquid.

Her expression went blank as Sadistic appeared beside her smirking and chuckling, "Clemson, the promise was for me to understand you'd never intentionally hurt me, right?"

Bewildered he responded, "Um yeah why?"

The next second he was down on the ground in pain, clutching in between his legs. Sara looked down at him smiling maniacally and brought her leg back, ready to kick him in the stomach. Each of the girls besides Dark, Crazy and Sadistic came out and held her leg back yelling for her to stop.

Savio dashed forward and put her in a head lock. Pulling her away prevented her from continuing. Hans helped up his ailing friend while Ocean laughed at the sight.

"Why would you do that?!" Hans asked.

"I promised I would understand, I never said I wouldn't get mad. So trust me when I say being unstable mixed with emotions doesn't have pretty results." She replied while laughing.

"That was about as necessary as Ocean tackling you on concrete." Savio retorted.

The evil look on Sara's face melted away and was replaced with a look of glee. She looked up at him, "You're Savio aren't you?"

"Yes. Why do you ask?"

A squeal escaped her lips as she giggled, "You're one of my faves on the show! Wait that means I probably shouldn't struggle since you're a boa constrictor."

"Good choice."

A beeping noise arose from Hans communicator. He took it out and answered it, "Yes?"

"I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF HER!"

Hans flinched slightly from the sudden scream, "Calm down DBL. We got her and we're going to put her on the first plane to California."

"Don't. Come back to the lair immediately and bring her with you."

Hans stared in shock at Blowhole's unexpected answer, "Uh okay. But why?"

"That will be established when you guys get here."

The transmission ended, leaving the villians and Sara confused.


At the lair

The villians were back in their animal forms and waited for Blowhole to finish his evaluation on Sara. He asked her questions and analyzed her mind, yet to have said what he was planning.

Apparently Red had contacted Blowhole about her arrival and according to DBL, he wasn't happy. But after his conversation with Red, Blowhole had something in mind for her, he just needed to make sure she was right for the job.

"So are you positive about showing everyone who you are and what you can do?" he asked while circling her. The others, including DBL and The Red Squirrel, waited on the side watching.

"Yes. I need to do that."

"You do know it's a very big risk you're taking. Others won't like who you really are."

"Nobody was put on this earth to please another. If somebody doesn't like me then screw them."

"Then how do you plan to show them? When do you plan on doing so?"

She said nothing.

Blowhole stopped circling her, noticing the silence, "You don't know, do you?"

"... No."

"Then how do you expect to prove to anyone if you don't show them?"

Nothing.

"Surely you must have some motivation. Unless you're just some wannabe."

Dark loomed next to her as Blowhole started circling her again, "If I were you I'd stop with the questioning."

"So now your trying to threaten me? That isn't going to help you. I'm an evil genius with goal to destroy the world and you are a hyooman girl who just wants to prove everyone wrong."

"Now." Dark whispered.

Her foot reached out just as he was passing her and pulled the Segway out from underneath him. Blowhole fell to the ground with a thump. DBL gasped and instantly ran to help him up, "That was uncalled for!"

"Relax DBL. She's only letting out her true intentions, just as a villain should." Blowhole smirked.

The glare melted into one of confusion, "What?"

"You can obviously hide what your thinking and wait to strike at the right time. Congradulations. You'll start helping with the plan tomorrow."


Cliffhangers! I love making cliffhangers!

Dark: This wasn't much of one since everyone'll know what just happened and what will happen. It's also short.

Brainiac: I still can't believe this actually happened.

Fangirl: Well I'm excited! This story is finally moving!

Childish: Yeah I can't wait for the next update!

Dark: YOU ALREADY- ...you know what? No. I'm not even going to finish that sentence.

Enjoy everyone!