"Jeez really Bro? In the middle of the hallway, while I'm with my new cool jugglo friend?"
The older Strider looked to the nearby troll, who had looked away to stare out of a window at a rabbit. "Fine, only because I don't want to place a bad impression on a highblood."
Gamzee almost glared at the older Strider, which shocked Dave.
"Anyway, you're one of the last two, are you Gamzee Makara or Karkat Vantas?" Rose asked calmly
"He's Makara. Vantas stormed off somewhere, John went after him, and you know, if John can't get him to come down from whatever tree he's stuck in then-"
"We find his moirail, Dave. That's the next step, John, then moirail another reason you never made the committee." Rose teased. She opened the door, "Everyone's in here." She allowed Gamzee to walk past her into the room, but when Dave tried to follow she clothes-lined him. "Committee members and Trolls only Dave."
"Come on, make an exception for your uncle." Dave reasoned.
"No exceptions little man, and Rose, don't mind fuck any of them, or I'll have to embarrass both of you severely." Strider Sr. held Dave in a tight head lock and just acted calm as Dave thrashed about.
"And how might you embarrass me more then my own mother?" Rose dared.
The man merely smirked, "You know how I've been meaning to tell something to Jake? I'll do it in one of your favorite dresses."
Rose glared at him, "You wouldn't dare to, Dirk."
The newly dubbed 'Dirk' let his triangular shades slip down his nose a bit so Rose could see his orange eyes, "I might even go as far as using your make-up too."
Rose spared a final glare before nodding calmly and proceeding into the room as Dirk grin widely and dragged Dave away by the head.
WIT DA TROLLS- BE THE JUGGLO
You looked around the group of trolls, all of which, you had almost no contact with past their Trollian, but based on the color of their respective signs and their hemotyping. You could easily tell who's who.
Kanaya was sitting calmly sewing up what looked like a black and jade mesh skirt. Vriska was fucking around with a magic 8 ball, she would close her eyes shake the ball and look at it, then growl. This process continued for a while. Next there was Tavros with his wheelchair- now that motherfucker was someone you've met in real life repetitively, he was shy, but he was smart in the needed areas and very helpful in calming a potential lusus. Aradia was in between Sollux and Kanaya, she held her boyfriend's hand and watched Kanaya sew, while Sollux was discussing something with Equius. God you could smell that guy all the way across the meet-block, and godDAMN does he reek, Karbro wasn't kidding when he told you Equius was bad news (You weren't even listening when he was talking, so it's hard to remember exactly what he said). Nepeta was near the smelly one, she didn't seem to mind the stench, lucky her. Eridan was near Vriska, fidgeting with the end of his cape while Feferi was speaking cheerfully with Terezi.
You take a seat next to Terezi and lean back calmly.
"Alright, now that most of us are here, we might as well get started before classes start." Rose started, she turns to you, "I trust Mr. Makara here can inform him later?"
You nod lazily.
"Great! Now, for the first matter of business, please allow me to warn you, while you may have been informed of certain human customs, we have no clue what is normal for you, nor what is offensive or not. Please do not be offended if we say something wrong." A girl with long black hair, glasses, and buckteeth similar to that John guy. "My name is Jade Harley, this is my friend Rose Lalonde. We will be two of the three people on this committee that would be suggested you speak to, the other one is John Egbert, and-"
Everyone jumped as the door nearly flew off of it's hinges, and in strode another John-look-alike, this one seemed to have a permanent smile on his face, even as the black and grey bundle over his shoulder yelled and bit. "Hello, Jade, I do believe this would be one of yours, the little buggers been biting me since I picked him up."
"I'M NOT LITTLE YOU ASS!"
"Jake, put him down. And go to the nurse if he's been biting you, Jane would be happy to help, but we do not need another Egbert/Crocker/Harley/English here, we already have John and Jade, and they're bad enough." "Hey Rose-" "I am thankful for you delivering him here, but please, leave."
"Right-o Rose, I'll also have Jane check out a few other wounds, I think all of his kicking might've opened a few back up. So see you all later, oh and Rose?"
Rose hmm'd in acknowledgement. "Don't mind-fuck any of them." she did an instant x2 face palm combo.
"Why does everyone assume I'm going to mentally scar any of them." you chuckle a bit at hearing her mumbling, that Dirk guy said something very similar. "Alright, since fate has decided we shall be interrupted whenever we decide to continue, let us continue and wait for-"
There was a knock at the door, which made it fall over. A nervous Egbert was left in it's wake, he looked over to Rose, "I swear, I did NOT do that!"
"Doesn't matter, introduce yourself!" Jade said as she pushed him forward.
"U-uh, John Egbert, Jane Crocker and Jake English are my half siblings, I'm from Washington and-," The other's confused looks made him realize who he was talking to. "I'm rambling, I'll shut up now."
Rose grinned and shook her head, "Anyway, we will have you separated into 4 groups of 3, then you will be matched with a human from the committee, this group will be who you are to follow to classes and stay with on field trips, groups will be based on gender."
"But there are only 3 committee members, how is there going to be a human for each group?" Kanaya asks.
"Dave will be taking 3 of the boys, Mr. Makara, you wouldn't mind being the first in his group would you? You two seemed to get along pretty well."
You blink, "Sure, the motherfucker seemed pretty chill, why the motherfuck not?"
"C-can I also be in Dave's group then?" You turn to see Tavros as the one who spoke.
"Of course, we thought it would be best to let you all separate yourselves, but you have to stay in a group with the same gender."
You notice Karkat tense up, along with Equius, "I'LL BE THE THIRD!" they both shout. Karkat growls at the stronger one.
"Guess a number one through ten." Rose said, obviously used to these kinds of fights.
"SIX!" "Five."
"The number was 4, Mr. Zahhak, you are the third member in Dave's party."
Equius just sat back down calmly while Karkat threw his head back and groaned/growled, you really couldn't tell. "Well, well Kar, looks like we're in the same group." Eridan said with a small smirk.
You noticed the small troll's left eye twitch, meaning he's beyond pissed, and he was about to vault over the table and stomp on the sea-dweller's throat. "Whoa, Karbro, chill out." You pull out a random bottle of Faygo, "Slam a Faygo?"
"Fuck. No." He didn't seem any calmer.
Time to break out the ultimate weapon, you pull him into a hug and begin to pap his head, "Shhhh, it's alright Karbro Shhh."
You notice he growls even worse when John smiles softly. Once John seemed to notice this he laughed nervously, "A-anyway, since the boys are already split, would you mind coming with me? We need to get to our-" He looked at his wrist at a watch, "second block, luckily Dave has the same class as me right now, so I'll just take all of the boys with me and we can separate after class Ok?"
Karkat growled once more, "Fine, when can we be on our own?"
"Um, well since you are only staying for about 5 years, probably after 2 years." Jade said nervously
"W-wait! I thought we were only going to be here for 2 and a half sweeps!" Vriska shouted angrily, obviously she shared Karkat's view on this transfer. You thought it was pretty cool, there's not that big of a difference between humans and trolls, it's kinda funny really.
"Well, there is a difference in our time intervals, the equivalent of a sweep is about 2 years. Your Empress had suggested that we go mainly based off of our time since you will be staying here. Any other questions?" When there was none, Rose continued with separating the trolls into groups.
Naru: Alright, so Kar refused to come in today, mainly cause I forgot to inform him of this update, and he said he wanted a days notice before being 'forced to humiliate what little pride I have by being made fun of by the low-likes of you'. So now we have John and Terezi here.
John: what a grump
Naru: I know! To think I was him for Halloween!
John: haha didn't you lose your voice while trying to yell like him?
Tere: *whispers to John* WH4T'S H4LL0W33N?
Naru: Yes, anyway, I thank those of you that reviewed, And Terezi you asked when you were going to be arriving; here you are.
Tere: H0W 1NV0LV3D 4M 1 G01NG T0 B3?
Naru: You will be involved mainly with Dave, unfortunately I can't see this becoming a kismesis between Gamzee and Dave, so I can't make you and Dave matesprits, like what I normally ship, so you'll be like his moirail kay?
Tere: TH4T DIDN'T 4NSW3R MY QU3ST10N :(
Naru: I don't know, I honestly just end up pulling this out of my ass. I've done it for all my other stories, this one ain't much different, But I do know you will be involved, just not as much as Karkat.
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