5) For the hundredth time, the Forbidden Forest is called that for a reason. I don't care if you saw the Weasley twins do it, it's forbidden.
The two second years stood sheepishly in Dumbledore's office. They were both covered in cuts, twigs, mud and for some reason one was holding a textbook.
"What part of forbidden don't you understand?" Dumbledore asked calmly.
"But the-," the one with the textbook said.
"But nothing!" Dumbledore shouted. "You have broken countless school regulations- it's a miracle you're alive!" the second year had started flicking through the textbook. "And why in Merlin's name do you have a textbook!"
The other second year looked offended.
"Sir, it's so much more than a textbook- it's the 'Weasley guide to Survival in the Forbidden Forest'. Even tells you how to deal with it if you get caught!" the boy was beaming at this point.
Dumbledore leaned back in his chair and accioed the 'Guide'. He flicked through it, there were detailed drawings of beasts, escape routes and defensive spells- each accompanied by a description.
When he reached the back page, simply labelled 'Caught', he saw a caricature of himself raining fire down on students. He shut the book with a slam, took a calming breath and…
"THIS IS THE MOST DISRESPECTFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!" He stood up. "IT USED TO BE 'BUT THE WEASLEY'S DID IT', NOW THIS!"
At this point, Dumbledore's beard was starting to spark, and the two students ran out of the office. They heard faint curses behind them as the headmaster noticed his flaming beard.
Back in his office, Dumbledore sighed.
"Perhaps that was more accurate than I thought it was," he said to himself.