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7) Buying Professor Snape degreaser is neither amusing or appreciated.
Snape pushed open the doors to his dungeon room. The faint smell of toad tongues and mothballs persuaded the stale air around him. Snape breathed deeply and sighed, this smell was his.
Dumping some papers on his desk- undoubtedly awful and nothing compared to standard- he strides into the bathroom. The thick black robes do his personal hygiene no favours in the summer, if you catch my meaning.
Just as he's about to cast a cleaning charm, he hears giggles from the other room and frantic running.
He pulls himself up to his full size and gets out his wand. Quickly, he pushes open the door. On his desk was a package, wrapped in glittering pink wrapping paper and a shiny purple ribbon. He tugs open ribbon with his wand, and the box slowly falls away, standing in the middle of the boxes shell was a horrifying sight. A sight that would scar Snape forever, one so terrible it made him quake.
Degreaser, or more specifically extra strength degreaser.
He would find who did this, and he would make them pay.