Hank, Dale (who just woke up), Bill (their "tour guide"), and Boomhauer finished exploring.
Dale spoke up.
"Um...thanks for the tour Bill"
Hank and Boomhauer said the same thing, both shocked about the truth of Bill.
The green stallion who was spying to himself frowned.
"That's it. All they do is look around. Might as well make it more interesting"
He suddenly appeared in front of Hank and his friends, surprising them.
The green stallion smirked.
"Well...I thought I'd see you here boy"
Hank was confused but was shocked after realizing what the voice was...
"Dad?"
The green stallion laughed evilly.
"That's right. I'M COTTON HILL. AND I KILLED FIDDYMEN!"
Dale looked scared.
"Colonel?"
"Dang o How?"
Cotton smiled and told them his story.
"November 11, 2007. The day I died. kinda ironic cuz it was Veteran's Day. Anyway, when i died, i was expecting to go to hell wit my war buddies. Instead i was sent here as a horse. It looked gay, but better than having Satan whup your ass! At first, i didnt wanna be stuck here. Eventually i got used to it. i lived in the forest, feeding off of plants and bugs. Better than eating mice droppings, or 'Jungle Rice.' Eventually i found out hank was teleported here. I followed him and found you guys. i continued spying on you until i got bored and decided to drop the act. And now we're here!"
Hank and his friends just stared at him.
"By the way, when did you guys get here?"
Dale spoke up.
"September 14, 2009"
Cotton whistled.
"By the way. Where's Hank's wife?"
Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer just looked at each other.
They had no idea where the others are.
Cotton broke the silence.
"Well, i might as well join you guys. Got nothing to do."
Hank sighed but let him join them.
They decided to walk around, maybe ask for help.
A large red stallion and an orange pony are busy kicking apple trees.
A brownish stallion with a black tail and mane walked by.
He noticed the two horses kicking trees.
"Redneck hillbillies"
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