Hank and his friends (including his father) are wondering where to go to next.
"How about 'Sweet Apple Acres?' I can go for an apple. I'm sure Applejack can give us one."
Hank sighed.
"So when did you become a brony?"
Bill smiled.
"Since I was 15 years old."
Note: I am aware that MLP: FIM was released in 2010. This is my story OK?
Cotton laughed.
"I can go for an apple. Better than bugs and green plants."
Hank sighed but agreed. He couldn't believe his father is here.
Hank and his friends arrived at Sweet Apple Acres.
Hank sighed.
"Well, we're here..."
"What the? Not you rednecks!"
Hank quickly turned around and was shocked to see who it was.
"Kahn? Kahn Souphanousinphone?"
A brownish stallion was walking towards them. He looked angry.
"Yeah its me"
Hank groaned.
"You're here too?"
"I am everywhere you want to be Hank Hill"
Kahn couldn't help but laugh.
Cotton smiled and threw 10 bits at the ground.
"Mr Kahn. I'd like a Mai Tai."
Kahn looked more angry.
Dale was confused.
"How did you get that money?"
Cotton smirked.
"I have my ways"
Kahn told the guys what happened after the end of the world.
"I woke up in some town with ponies. Called Canterlot."
Bill gasped.
"Kahn, you're a lucky ducky"
Kahn rolled his eyes and continued his story.
"Got sick of it. Too classy. Especially for ponies. Traveled somewhere else. Now I'm here."
Hank groaned.
"First Dad, now Kahn. I could really use a beer."
"What in tarnation's a beer?"
Hank and his friends turned around and to their horror, (except Bill) saw a talking orange mare with a cowboy hat.
Bill gasped.
"Oh my God! It's Applejack!"
Applejack looked confused.
"How do ya know mah name?"
Hank grabbed Bill and whispered to his ear.
"Damn it Bill. We can't let her know we're from Earth!"
Hank let go of Bill and replied to Applejack.
"Hi. I'm Hank Hill. These are my friends: Bill Dauterive, Dale Gribble, Jeff Boomhauer, and Kahn Souphanousinphone. This is my father, Cotton Hill."
"Howdy to meet ya'll. I'm Applejack. Ya'll ain't around from here, aren't ya?"
"Tell you what man, no."
"I know everything around here!" Bill shouted.
"Shut up." Hank growled.
Dale snapped.
"OUR WORLD IS NO MORE AND NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE IN A WORLD WITH TALKING HORSES!"
He suddenly fainted.
Applejack stood there VERY confused.
Hank just sighed.
Cotton just laughed.
"This is funnier than Hank's narrow urethra."
"Shut up Dad."
Sorry about Applejack. Never was good at southern accents.
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