9) The ancient 'No cursing teachers then running away' rule has been amended to no longer cover certain inspectors *cough* Umbridge *cough*.
The pink blob moved through the corridors like a malevolent discoloured toad. All was well. She had taken down the DA, Dumbledore and now had complete and total control over Hogwarts. The only thing dampening her mood was the faint smell of fireworks in the air and the fact he headteachers office refused to open for her.
With a slight smile, she observed the downtrodden children walking silently to their next lessons. Her smile only grew wider when she saw a slightly dishevelled Gryffindor first year, her heels tapped on the floor as she approached her prey.
"Now now," she sweetly sneered. "Uniform like that is hardly befitting of a Hogwarts student." Umbridge stood up tall as she could. "My office at five!" she snapped, whirling around, and tottering off to torment someone else.
"Oh, go to hell" she heard muttered behind her.
Umbridge turned back, fully prepared to blast the first year out of existence. Somewhere a door creaked open behind her.
"Filpendo!" cried an unknown voice and Umbridge screamed as she was knocked back by the spell. The door slammed shut.
The first year had taken this opportunity to run, but Umbridge didn't care about him anymore. She faced the closed door and slammed it open, raising her wand to release hell on the spell caster.
In the classroom there was no one but Professor McGonagall siting at the oak desk.
"Problem Dolores? Or have you interrupted my marking for a chat?"
"It was you!"
"Enlighten me. What have I done?"
"You jinxed me!"
"I assure you I did not, now please leave, pink can be rather distracting."
Umbridge humped and stormed out, leaving a smirking McGonagall alone.
"OK, you can come out now Mr-" A pudgy face rose from under the desk.
Competition time! Guess who cursed Umbridge correctly first and get a special shout out next time, I'll post when I have at least five guesses. Pm me or review with your answr, or just review I'm not fussy.