(This is a short chapter and introduces 2 of my friends! Enjoy!)
StarWiz: (checks sign) Welcome to Snowdin!
Frisk: Let's check the shop!
(enter shop)
(Shopkeeper: Hello, What can I do for you?)
(StarWiz: I wanna talk about the Skeleton Bros.)
(Shopkeeper: Them? They make the town better. If you're feeling bored, you can watch them do their thing)
(StarWiz: (Looks around) I'll like 2 cinnamon buns, 4 Bisicle, a Manly Bandanna, a Yo-Yo, a Teddy Bear, and that T-Shirt that says "I 3 Snowdin")
(Shopkeeper: Oh my, that a lot of a LOT of stuff! That will be 205 G.)
(StarWiz: Here you go! (hands Gs)
(Shopkeeper: (That a lot of Gs) Thank you! Come back soon!)
StarWiz: Here. (Hands a Cin-Bun, Manly Bandanna, 2 Bisicle, Teddy Bear, and T-Shirt)
Frisk: Thanks! (puts the Cin-Bin, Bisicles, and Teddy Bear in Backpack, and Equips the Bandanna) I will put the T-Shirt later (put in backpack)
StarWiz: (checks Yo-Yo) You won't need it to fight, but you can pull some cool tricks, but don't a ness with yourself. (Equips)
Frisk: Let's check the Inn!
(enters Inn)
StarWiz: I will like a room, please.
Inn-Keeper: 80 G, please!
StarWiz: (hands gold) Here you go!
Inn-Keeper: (hands key) I hope you have a good sleep!
(10 seconds later)
Frisk: Screw this! I'm leaving, but first. (put T-Shirt, 1 DEF, because Determination) (leaves)
StarWiz: (shrugs) I'll just see who's snoring! (knocks) Hello? My friend just left because you were snoring. Can you please quiet down.
?: Sorry. (opens door) ( a teen, 14 years, at least, maybe, in a red jacket come out) Star!?
StarWiz: Haydn?! How you get down here!
Haydn: Well, First, I came running, and second, I fell first before you!
StarWiz: Well, I have a friend, but just left because your snoring.
Haydn: Well, I said sorry.
StarWiz: Wanna join my crew to get out of the Underground?
Haydn: Sure! It will be like old time!
(Haydn joined the Party!)
StarWiz: Frisk: Where are you!?
(checks tunnels...till)
(THUD!)
StarWiz: My head... Who there?
? Me, I'm Master John, or Master Chef, and White Clothed Spartan.
StarWiz: You look famliar (flashbacks to Space Training School) John?
MasterJohn: That Me! The one and only!
StarWiz: Ok, Wanna join me Crew to get out of the Underground!
Master J: Sure!
(R- ("John" looks at StarWiz with a Death Glare) John Joins the Party!)
StarWiz: Now. let's look for Frisk!
(Checks Grillby's)
StarWiz: There you are! What are you doing?
Frisk: Talking to people, who are they? (points at John CENA, DADADA DAAAAAAA)
(Take 2)
Frisk: (points at John and Haydn)
StarWiz: These are my old friends Master John and Haydn. John and Haydn, Frisk. Frisk, John and Haydn.
Haydn: Nice to meet ya! (shakes hand)
Frisk: Same.
Master J: Can I go out with Frisk?
StarWiz: No! First, she is 11 and second, you're a terrible Brock, you know that, now I gotta make like a Misty and Drag you outta here! (drags John)
John: YOU NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, (jumps of Ledge) AHHHHHHH
StarWiz (facepalm)
(Take 2)
Master J: (shakes hand) Same as Haydn
Frisk: Same as before!
(Leaves Grillby's)
StarWiz: Let's Check there! (points at foggy area)
Haydn: No! I wanna stay!
Master Troll: Haydn gonna Hate!
Haydn: Grr! GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE BITCH! (start chasing M.J)
Master Troll: (with the Biggest Troll-Face ever) Trollolololol lolololol
StarWiz: (facepalm) They went to Grillby's. Let's just hope Sans ain't there! (imagines both of them getting a bad time)
Time to stop the bar fight.
(enters)
Haydn: Stop it M.J!
M.J: No! Stay back! or I will blow up with this rocket launcher!
StarWiz: (sneaks behind with best Sans Impression) Do you wanna have a bad time?
M.J: (screams) (blows up StarWiz)
StarWiz: (insert Gmod death sound)
(take 2)
StarWiz: Give me that (misclicks) Oops
Sans: Hey Gril-(blows up)
(take 3)
StarWiz: Give me that that! (takes R.L) Now stop fighting.
Haydn and M.J: No!
StarWiz: What did you say?
Haydn and M.J: Bitch, does it look like I care? No.
StarWiz: ... (punchs both into space)
(take 4)
(Undyne walks in)
Undyne: Humans! (takes R.L) DIE! (Blows up the entire bar)
(take 5)
M.J: (put a Nuke in the R.L) Tactical Nuke Incoming!
Patrick: And Everyone died, The End
(Insert Super Mario Land 1-1 Remix here)
(You had to go with the 30 kills, did you?)
(End of Takes)
StarWiz: (Starts playing Poker with Greater Dog, and Places Lays, a Diamond, and an Old Man) Take-a-this
Greater Dog: (places Dog Treats)
StarWiz: |= ... I... don't know how to play poker.
Greater Dog (Start doing a victory dance) (Insert Final Fantasy Victory Theme Remix)
Frisk & Haydn: (facepalm)
M.J: YOU LOST TO A DOG..A FREAKING DOG!
StarWiz: STFU! (blows up M.J with a R.L)
(Take 2)
StarWiz: Let's fight Papyrus!
(room skip)
Papyrus: HUMANS, I KNOW YOU LIKE ME, MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS! NO. NO, I CAN'T. YOU'RE HUMANS, I NEED TO CAPTURE YOU, AND THAT WHAT I DO!
M.J: Wow, what an asshole!
(battle start)
(Frisk; spare)
(Papyrus: NO, I CAN'T SPARE YOU!)
(Time skip later, Because my arms are tired)
(Papyrus: TIME FOR MY BLUE ATTACK!)
(everyone stands still till...)
(ding)
(everyone turns blue)
(StarWiz: JUMP!)
(everyone jumps in time to dodge a bone)
(Papyrus: YOU'RE ALL BLUE NOW, THAT MY ATTACK!)
(StarWiz: I'm blue, dadadadeda dadada)
(M.J: (Starts singing Spooky, Scary Skeletons)
(Bonetrousle Intensifies)
(Time Skip)
(Papyrus: ARE YOU 4 READY FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK, BECAUSE I TRAPPED THE DOG WHO KEPT TAKING MY BONE!)
(Smol, White Dog a.k.a Annoying Dog,(I like calling Annoying Dog a Smol, White Dog) (whines))
(Summons a green plate of spaghetti, but turns white, starts turning around the arena, and dropping meatball)
(Frisk; 15, StarWiz; 5, Haydn; 10, M.J; 5)
(Papyrus: OOF, I'M TIRED, I GUESS YOU GUYS WON, I GUESS YOU WANT TO KILL ME NOW.)
(Everyone; Spares)
(Papyrus: WOWIE, YOU ALL WANT TO BE FRIENDS, I HOPE ALL COME TO MY LATER!) (leaves)
(You Won! 200 EXP and 100 G Founded)
Frisk: Let' go to Waterfall! (leaves)
Haydn & M.J: (leaves)
StarWiz: (with everything you done, you grew stronger. LV UP. LV. 33, HP 850; ATK; 830, DEF; 880 Water LV 3, Maxed Out! Infinite uses, Custom Attacks, and infinite wave at a time!) New Skill: Gender Switch LV 1, Maxed Out, don't know what you need this for, but need it one day! Infinite Uses and use this on other people!) New Skill: Morphing LV 2 Maxed Out! Able to morph into any person/animal/thing just looking at it once and can morph into it anytime afterward! Infinite uses, useful for trolling)
StarWiz : (leaves to Waterfall)
(end of story)