The Crew: (walk down Waterfall's longest hallway)
(next room)
StarWiz: Sans, Why do you have a station here?
Sans: this is one of my jobs, selling hot dogs, anyway, want to go to grillby's?
The Crew: Sure!
Sans: ok, let's take a shortcut.
(one "shortcut" later)
Sans: here we are.
Haydn: How did you do that?
Sans: magic.
Frisk: That's not a answer!
Sans: sure is it, ok what do you guys want?
M.J : I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6, with extra dip, a number 7, two 45, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Grillby: I don't sell that stuff!
M.J: (has a shotgun) Then you can go to hell.
Sans: (gives M.J a bad time)
(R.I.P Master John 1995-Chicken, he had a bad time)
(take 2)
M.J: I will take a hamburger.
Haydn: I will have fries.
Frisk: (flirts) I will have some fries with that shake.
Sans: (Gets ready to give a bad time)
Frisk: I was just kidding, Fries.
StarWiz: I will have a toast, a burrito, a hamburger, fries, and a chocolate shake.
Grillby: Ok. (leaves)
(20 minutes later)
Grillby: Here you go! (give food except StarWiz's burrito)
(everyone starts ti eat their food till...)
Shy Guy: YEAH TOAST! (take toast)
StarWIz: Never-Mind, I won't be eating toast. (sees dotted line of his burrito) Where's my burrito, Where's my burrito?
Grillby: Here (hands burrito)
StarWiz: Thanks (start to eat burrito) I'm going outside. (leaves, summons 3 diamonds, and re-enters)
Sans: put it on my tab, grillby.
StarWiz: Nah, I'll pay San's tab (pulls out diamonds)
Grilby: These...Diamonds...Diamonds are worth a lot of G in the Underground. Thanks. (takes diamonds)
Frisk: Star! Where in the world did you get diamonds?
StarWiz: My friends know because we went on adventures together, but...(gets a thought about Frisk killing monsters) I will tell you later.
Sans: ok, let's teleport back to my station (teleports) ok, bye
Everyone: Bye! Thank for the food!
(next room)
Frisk: It was nice of Sans to invite us to eat.
StarWiz: Yeah, Hey! That waterfall looks like it has a secret door!
(enter)
Frisk: (there's a Tu-Tu, Take it?) (you took the old Tu-Tu and equip it)
StarWiz: (trying not to laugh) Let's go!
(next room skip...?)
(Aaron appears)
(StarWiz: Flex, you flexed with all your might)
(Aaron: (summons Sweat Rain, No damage)
(Frisk; Flex x2 You flexed twice)
(Aaron flew away)
(You Won! 80 EXP and 100 G earned)
StarWiz: (walks through the grass...till Undyne appears) (whispers) Everyone! Stand Still!
(everyone stands still)
(Undyne looks through the grass, with a spear ready, then fades into the darkness)
Monster Kid: Did you see that? Undyne was looking for something, I'm one of her biggest fans! (walks away)
(room skip)
StarWiz: ALRIGHT! Let's all get a lillypad and place it in a straight line.
(Everyone gets a pad and places it in a straight line)
StarWiz: Ok, let's go!
(next room skip...?)
(Woshua appears)
(StarWiz; Clean)
(Woshua: (summons a spinning circle of water, with some being green bullets, and touched one)
(Frisk; spare)
(You Won! 50 EXP and 60 G earned)
StarWiz: (goes back and forward, placing pads on the bridge, next to the sign, and makes a bridge) Let's go!
(next room)
StarWiz: (check telescope and finds "check wall") (checks wall) Hey guys, I found a secret door, let's go!
(2 room skips)
(walk down hall...till Undyne appears)
StarWiz: RUN, BITCH, RUUNNNNN!
(everyone starts to run till they reach the grass)
(Undyne looks through the grass, grabs someone...it's...it's Monster Kid)
Undyne: (puts Monster Kid down and walks off)
Monster Kid: Wow! Did you see that? Undyne touched me! I'm never going to wash my face again! If you guys were a little closer, you would be touched! (runs off)
Haydn: That what I call a win-win. His dream come true, and we don't die, let's go!
(next room skip)
(Thinking that the mouse may one day get the cheese from the crystal, fills you with DETERMINATION) (save)
(2 room skips...?)
(3 Moldsmal appears)
(StarWiz: Easy. (spare))
(1 "Moldsmals" left)
(StarWiz: What the?! (flirts)
(Moldsmal: Behold, my final form! (transforms into Moldgygg)
(Frisk; Unhug, You don't hug Moldbygg)
(Moldbygg: (summons Beam Slime Pillars, no damage!)
(M.J; Spare)
(You Won! 80 EXP and 40 G earned)
StarWiz: This is a long room.
(room skip because I'm too lazy to write OnionSans's lines, maybe in the True Pacifist Run)
StarWiz: Glad that over, but I like to join a band!
(Battle Start)
(Shyren appears)
(StarWiz; Hum, you hummed Megalovania, It was perfect!)
(Shyren: (Hums with you... with deadly notes, 2 damage to StarWiz!)
(StarWiz: (You want to hum more, but now not the time) (spare)
(You Won! 40 EXP and 20 G earned)
(Everyone got a umbrella)
Monster Kid: Can I go with you guys? I don't have arms to carry a umbrella.
StarWiz: Sure!
Monster Kid: Gee thanks!
Monster Kid: (while walking) Undyne is so cool! She once went to our school and taught us about her job and kicked the teacher's butt! It was funny!
(2 room skips)
Monster Kid: Okay, it's hard to climb the ledge, let me help!
StarWiz: Nah, I got it. (lifts Master John, Frisk, and Haydn to the ledge and they jump)
Monster Kid: Wow! But, how are you going to get up?
StarWiz: (jumps really high and pull himself up) Easy.
Monster Kid: Nice trick. Well, see you guys later! (leaves)
(next room)
(Undyne appears)
StarWiz: Not again!
(Everyone runs for their lives till... a dead end)
Undyne: (walks to the bridge and sliced the bridge in half, everyone falls except for StarWiz!?)
StarWiz: (running up the falling bridge)
Undyne: What the Hell?!
StarWiz: (jumps at the nick of time and trying to get up)
Undyne: (looks over the bridge) I give you credit for that anime-like stunt but it won't help you live! (kicks StarWiz off the bridge)
StarWiz: AHHHHHHH!
(splash)
StarWiz's Dream: (StarWizard, the moment you gained your powers, you had one job, to save the wor- no, the Multi-Verse)
M.J's Dream: (Umm...we'll skip him)
Haydn's Dream: (HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE WET DREAM!)
Frisk's Dream: (Is it a Wet Dream, No? Good. Here, let me help you up. (grunts) You have fallen down, have you? What your name (pause) Nice name, my name is (dream stops)
Frisk: Where are we?
M.J: Trash Dump
(room skip)
(seeing the trash going into the darkness, fills you with DETERMINATION (save))
(keep walking down the water-path till...)
(Dun-DUUNNNN)
(The Dummy came alive)
Mad Dummy: I know who you are, my cousin told terrible things about you, you bored him that he flew away! I'm going to make you all fly. DEAD. AS. ANGELS.
(Battle Start!)
(Mad Dummy: Pitiful, PITIFUL, PITIFUL! (summons Dummys)
(the dummy crashed into Mad Dummy)
(Mad Dummy: Dummys! Don't hit me, I take damage from magic attack! Wait... FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID!)
(M.J used Forget, It didn't work!)
(Haydn: (facepalm))
(time skip)
(Mad Dummy: Hey Dummies! (Dummys appear) You're all FIRED for hitting me!
(The Dummys ain't happy with this)
(Dummys: (start shooting Mad Dummy)
(M.J: TAKE COVER! (everyone hide behind trash)
(Mad Dummy: AHHHHHHH! Screw this, I'm leaving!)
(You won! 20 EXP and 10 G founded)
(4 short rooms later)
Haydn: A dark room? No problem! I got a flashlight!
(click)
Haydn: (looks around and finds Freddy, Foxy, Temmie, and a path)
(Battle Start!)
(Temmie Appears)
(M.J: Talk, You say hi)
(Temmie: HOI! (summons a giant, seeking Temmie Hand, no damage))
(StarWiz: Spare)
(You Won! 50 EXP and 40 G found)
(LV UP! LV 34, New skill unlocked; Stat Changer LV 1, Maxed out! Can use this to yourself once per battle to yourself, can use it on other people)
(next room)
Haydn: Other dark room? (flashlight is misssing) God Damn It! Balloon Boy took my flashlight!
(meanwhile in a other World)
BB: (trollface)
StarWiz: All well, I can see a Echo Flower!
Echo Flower: It's raping time (Pedobear appears)
The Crew: AHHHHHHH!
(R.I.P The Crew 2000-K.F.C, They died from rape, hard penetration, and A.I.D)
Fail-Comic: Failing to save Monster Kid
Monster Kid: Someone help me!
M.J: I will save you! (gets stabbed by Undyne)
Monster Kid: (falls) AHHHHH!
StarWiz: (with Sans impression) nice job, you killed a human trying to save a monster. so you fucked up.
Undyne: ... (pulls a R.L outta nowhere, and blew herself up)
(R.I.P Undyne 200X-Chicken, she fucked up)
(back to story)
Echo Flower: Behind You
(everyone turns around to find Undyne)
Undyne: 4 kids gonna die tonight! (summons spears) ZELDA!
(souls flashs till... Monster Kid appears out of the bushes)
Monster Kid: Hey guys! You got a front row seat! ... wait, who's she fighting? (Undyne grabs him) You're not going to tell mt parents, are you?
StarWiz: (thanks Monster Kid)
(next room)
Monster Kid: Hey Gu-WOAH (falls off bridge and hangs with his head for dear life) Someone HELP!
(Undyne appears)
StarWiz: (saves Monster Kid and stands in a defend pose)
Monster Kid: Hey d-dude, If you want to get them, y-you got to get past me. M.J and Haydn are cool, Frisk is nice, and StarWiz is polite, cool, and has good parkour skills.
Undyne: ... ... ... (leaves)
StarWiz: Thanks Monster Kid (pats his head)
Monster Kid: (leaves)
(room skip)
Undyne: 7. 7 humans souls and King ASGORE will become a god. He has 6, we need 1 more. I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started long ago...no, you know what? SCREW IT! Why should I tell you when you're about to die?! NGAAAAHHHHHH! Step forward when you're ready! Fufufufufu.
(steps forward and Undyne jumps off... into a pit)
(take 2)
(Undyne jumped into the crew)
(Battle Start)
(turns everyone green)
(Undyne: Now, you can't run!)
(Summons spears, 1 damage to StarWiz)
(StarWiz: Frisk, can you help me?)
(Frisk: Yeah, with what?)
(StarWiz: There's a spear going in and out of my butt, and it's weird!)
(Frisk: Umm...(pulls a claw outta nowhere and gets rid of the spear))
(StarWiz: Thanks)
(Time Skip)
(Undyne: (summons seeking spears, no damage)
(StarWiz: We're Red Now! Let's get outta here)
(StarWiz; Flee)
(Fuck This Shit, I'm Out)
(Everyone runs as fast as Sanic on Steroids till...)
(Papyrus: HEY HUMANS, MAYBE YOU AND UNDYNE SHOULD HANG OUT, YOU'LL BE GREAT FRIEND)
StarWiz: (looks at Undyne, she's waiting) We're going to talk over here! (moves)
Undyne: (realizes what they're doing) GET BACK HERE!
(Enter Hotland)
Undyne: So Hot... need water. (pass out)
StarWiz: (grabs a cup of water and takes a sip and spills the rest on Undyne)
Undyne: (wakes up) ... ... ... (leaves)
StarWiz: (LV UP! LV 39: HP; 1030, ATK; 1020, DEF; 1060, New Skill unlocked: Age Changer LV 2 Maxed Out, Can change your age to be Older or Younger, can do this to other people. New Skill Unlocked! Size Changer; LV 2 Maxed out! Can change your height to be a Giant or a tiny person, Can do this to other people. New Skill Unlocked: Power Tranfer, LV 2 Maxed Out! You can give one of your powers for a limited time (your choice of time) to other people)
(end of chapter)