The Next Day
Hank, Bill, and Kahn were heading towards Sweet Apple Acres.
Hank wanted to meet Big Macintosh. Bill also came just in case Hank need any My Little Pony info. Kahn also came because, despite the fact he loathes rednecks, wanted to see them work.
As they walked to the farmhouse, they saw Cotton there.
"Well well well. If it aint my good for nuthing boy, Fatty, and Mr. Kahn. What y'll doing here anyway?"
Hank sighed.
"Do you know where this Big Macintosh fella is"
Cotton frowned.
"Kicking trees for apples."
Kahn smirked.
"This Mac guy sounds like a hillbillie"
Bill glared at Kahn so hard, that Kahn was scared for a moment.
"DO. NO. CALL. BIG. MACINTOSH. A. HILL. BILLY."
Kahn gulped.
"Um...ok"
Hank rolled his eyes and walked towards massive apple orchard.
As he walked towards the apple orchard, he saw a huge red stallion come out with a harness with baskets full of apples.
Hank smiled. Bill told him what Big Macintosh looked like.
"Morning. I'm Hank Hill"
Big Macintosh smiled.
"Ah'm Big Macintosh. Applejack told me about ya"
Hank chuckled.
"Yeah...So how's my dad? Causing any trouble"
Big Macintosh's eyes widen.
"Cotton's yuir father?"
Hank nodded.
"Yup. Sadly, I'm considered a disappointment to him. He appreciates my younger half-brother, G.H, more than me."
Big Macintosh gave a confused look.
"G.H.?"
"Short for 'Good Hank.' He wanted to name him 'Hank' but since it's already taken by me, he calls him 'Good Hank' which makes me feel I'm 'Bad Hank'"
Big Macintosh frowned. A father who is disappointed by his own son? he wanted say something sympathetic to Hank, but Hank cut him off.
"I don't mind. Don't tell anyone about this, but sometimes, I think he's a jackass"
Big Macintosh sighed. It must be depressing world Hank lives in.
"By the way, that Boomhauer fella, wat's wit the talking?"
Hank chuckled lightly.
"It's a long story"
As Hank and Big Macintosh were having a friendly conversation, Cotton walked up to them.
He glared at Big Macintosh.
"Lovely day, huh"
Big Macintosh grinned weakly.
"Eeyup"
Hank also grinned weakly.
"Yup"
Cotton glared at Big Macintosh at bit more before leaving.
As soon as Cotton was out of sight, Big Macintosh asked:
"It seems yuir father doesn't trust me"
Hank wondered for a bit, then realized why.
"Bill told me you say 'Eeyup' a lot"
Big Macintosh grinned.
"Eeyup"
Hank nodded.
"In my world, me and my friends like to stand around drinking something called beer and say 'Yup' a lot"
Big Macintosh finally understood.
"So yuir dad thinks I'm like you. I git now"
Hank sighed.
"Try talking to him and tell him you are nothing like me."
Big Macintosh nodded.
"He may ignore me, but I'll try"
Just then, Dale came flying towards Hank and landed next to him. His mane is all messed up, his sunglasses are broken and his left eye is twitching.
Hank and Big Macintosh looked at him with worried looks. Hank spoke up.
"Um...Dale? What's wron..."
"HANK! I NEED CIGARETTES!"
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