A/N: Requesed on Tumblr based on one of the Haikyuu commercial breakt thingies.


Never Anger Captain Daichi


Kageyama gazed at Daichi who was ready to practice his serving technique. They included this in their practice everytime, and this time it was his and Hinata's turn to do the recording while the others practiced. Just as he was excited to see Daichi's serve, a certain voice distracted him and he turned.

"Kageyama! This reminds me we've never recorded us together! Say cheeese!" Hinata said happily as he made a peace sign with his fingers. Kageyama watched the camera calmly and sighed.

"Idiot… weren't we supposed to record- HRUGh?!" A certain dark aura pulled their attention back to why they were here in the first place: Sawamura Daichi who had been ready to have his serving technique recorded.

Kageyama had a honest tiny little fear for scary daddy Daichi, mostly because it was such a rare thing to witness. And they had just pulled it off to get him in his anger-state, or well, Hinata did. Kageyama himself had only been slightly distracted by Hinata's urge to have both of them on camera together. That silly dork.

"Hi-na-ta. Kaaa-ge-ya-maaa!" Daichi grunted, and things were less funny when he dropped the ball and came speeding towards them. Shit! Why him too?

"Uwaaa!" The camera was suddenly flying as Hinata flailed his arms and the little guy made it for a run. Kageyama just in time caught the device and chased after him.

"Hinata you moron! Daichi-san It wasn't me! Honestly, I was…" Kageyama blinked his eyes when a cold wind suddenly notified him that Daichi had sprinted past him, probably agreeing with his innocence, and he watched from afar how their captain did a very good job at hunting Hinata down.

A loud shriek filled the gym as Hinata was swept off his feet, pinned onto the floor on his back with Daichi bending over him, and…. tickled him?

"Take this, for fooling around during my serve!" Daichi growled, not going easy on the poor flailing decoy.

"Pfahahaah Dahahaichi-saaaan! I'm soooorry!" Hinata laughed, suffering the ruthless tickle attack as a punishment, and Kageyama chuckled. Now that was a pleasant surprise. Arriving at the scene, Kageyama raised the camera and as he came closer to the little struggle on the floor, he aimed at Hinata who was getting wrecked currently and pressed the record- button.

"NO- nonono! Eeehee fohohorgive me!" Hinata shrieked. He was lying on his back, his shirt pushed all the way up and Daichi easily pinching, poking and scratching all the sensitive places around his sides- and tummy area. Grinning at the sight, Kageyama zoomed in on Hinata's blushy scrunched up smiling face.

"That's what always happens to disobedient first years," Suga said as he joined them, also smiling at the sight of Hinata laughing his head off at Daichi's mercy.

"Yes! That it is very right," Tanaka claimed knowingly, standing by them as well, and Kageyama was just trying to imagine a younger Tanaka getting tickle-punished by Daichi (how?) when Daichi finally stopped with Hinata on the verge of dying from laughter.

"There. That should teach him," Daichi said casually, pulling Hinata's shirt back down like a caring dad and climbing off him. He clapped his hands and threw his head back with a sigh as if this had been more tiring for him than for Hinata.

"Now on to the next…" Daichi said with a smirk, suddenly turning to Kageyama himself. Shit. Kageyama had not expected him to be blamed as well for Hinata's selfie-cam-stupidity, and he took a step back and sputtered.

"N-n-no Daichi-san I wasn't. It was- he , I didn't, eeeeyaaa!" Suga snatched the camera from his hands before Kageyama collided with the floor with Daichi on top of him, and all his teammates seriously stood and watched, allowing their captain to release his tickle-punishment on this pooor innocent first year.

Kageyama had never known he was this sensitive, but hey, Daichi seemed to be talented in more things than just volleyball.

Barking out the most hysterical and uncharming laughter, Kageyama thrashed and kicked as his body was attacked by the stronger third year. Hinata, already revived and energetic again to no one's surprise, jumped at them and tried to pull Daichi off to protect Kageyama (sadly the breathless setter was too busy laughing to even wonder why Hinata was helping him rather than laughing at him for getting tickled).

But then Daichi caught Hinata's arm, threw him onto the floor right next to him, and hey, people can tickle two persons at the same time? Confirmed. One hand on Hinata's tummy and the other still having a firm hold on Kageyama's side with wiggling and prodding fingers, Daichi was attacking both of them successfully and smiled up at the camera Suga was holding.

"Now they have a memorable recording together, don't they? Record my serve after this please, Suga," Daichi said casually, pinning both guys down with his knees as he tickled them into oblivion. Kageyama absolutely hoped this would teach Hinata his lesson, but Hinata wasn't getting away today before he'd unleash his own fitting punishment on the guy for getting him in this shit…