The Crew : (on lodge chairs, laying down drinking lemonade)
StarWiz's Mind : (OK, time to stop relaxing! We need to continue the story!)
StarWiz: Ok, Let's go into this lab, I think the path is through here.
(enter lab)
Frisk: It's dark in here.
M.J: (sneaks behind Frisk) BOO!
Frisk: AHHHHH-ahhh...ah HEY!
?: Who's there? (lights turn on) Huh?! I was expecting you to come later to come later, I didn't change yet!
StarWiz: Hold on, First, who are you? Second, How did you know we were coming?
?: Ok, I am Dr. Alphy. Second I had cameras set up and I watched you.
(bang)
StarWiz & Frisk: What was that?
Alphy: Oh no.
(bang) (bang) (bang)(SMASH)
?: Welcome. To. Mettaton's Game Show!(claps)
(disco balls come out of the ceiling)
Mettaton: There's one rule, answer correctly or DIE!
(quiz start)
1: What's the prize for answering correctly?
A. Mercy Car D. More questions
M.J: Money
Mettaton: WRONG! (Fires laser beam)
(lol you died, lollol you died)
(just kidding, 50/100)
2. What's the king's full name?
A. Lord Fluffybuns B. Fuzzy Pushover C. Asgore Dreemur D. Dr. Friendship
Haydn: Asgore Dreemurr!
Mettaton: CORRECT!
What are robots made out of?
A. Hopes and Dream B. Metal and Magic C. Ships and Snails D. Sugar and Spice
StarWiz: Sugar & Spice?
Mettaton: This ain't Powerpuff Girls! (zaps StarWiz)
(StarWiz is now charred for the rest of the game show)
4. Two trains, Train A blah blah blah Blah A. 31.054 mins B. 16.232 C. 32.040 D. 32.058
Frisk: Act; Cry
(Screaming is against the rules)
Frisk: Meep, D!
Mettaton: CORRECT!
5. How many flies are in this jar?
Haydn: 53?
Mettaton: WRONG! (zaps Haydn)
Frisk: We're all going to be B.B.Q at this rate!
M.J (not paying attention) (starting a fire somehow) We're making B.B.Q?
StarWiz: (facepalms 3 times)
6. What monster is this?
Frisk: It's Froggit!
Mettaton: (zaps) WRONG! It's me wearing a T-shirt!
Frisk: That not fair!
Mettaton: I'll put you on fire if you keep this up.
Frisk: (with derp face) OK!
7. Would you smooch a ghost?
StarWiz: Fuck this shit I'm out! (jumps in lava)
(take 2)
(45 sec. later)
Mettaton: Fine, I'll skip it!
8. How many letter in the name Mettaton
Haydn: 8.
Mettaton: CORRECT!
9. In the dating simulation "Mew Mew Kissy Cutie" what is Mew Mew's favorite food?
Alphy: Oh! I know! It's Snail ice cream! ... ummmmmm
MettatonL Alphy, Alphy, Alphy, you weren't give the answer, weren't you?
Next Question! Who does Dr. Alphy have a crush on?
M.J: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Mettaton: You don't know? That too bad!
Mettaton: It's time to end the game show because there's no dramatic tension! But, this was just the "Pilot Episode". Next time, MOAR PORN, MORE TITIES, MORE FAPPING! (Smacks hands together)
(Wait...It's not Mettaton?)
(Everyone turns around to see M.J smashing his hands together)
StarWiz, Mettaton, Alphy, Haydn, and Frisk: .. ... ... ...
(Please Stand By) (insert Punching Noises here)
(Take 2)
Mettaton: Bye! (leaves)
Alphy: Glad that over, can I see your phone?
The Crew: (hands phones)
Alphy: (points at Frisk) Your phone is old! You guys have good phones but I'll upgrade them! (leaves)
(random sounds in the background)
Alphy: Here! (hands The Crew's phones back) I added the Underground's #1 Text-Site and Jetpacks! Ummm... I need to go to the bathroom! (leaves)
The Crew: ... Let's leave.
(next room skip)
(text message from Alphy)
(next room skip...?)
(Vulkin appeared!)
(StarWiz:; Hug; you hugged Vulkin, you liked the heat so you held on long)
(Frisk: ?; Hugs; IT'S BLAZING HOT! 3 DAMAGE)
(M.J: Spare)
(You Won! 200 EXP and 150 G's founded)
StarWzi: (see a steam platform) What's (steps on it) TTHHHIIISSSS! (lands on other other side)
(room skip)
StarWiz: These lasers are moving!
(everyone moved and stopped at the colors of the laser)
StarWiz: Easy. Let's go!
(next room skip...?)
(Tsundereplane appeared... not because it wanted too)
(Frisk: Approach)
(There are planes leaving fire trails but the planes sides are green, and Frisk touched 4 of them)
(Tsundereplane: (now blushing)
(StarWiz: Spare)
(You Won! 190 EXP and 200 G's earned)
(Level UP! 40 40 New Attack (finally) StarStorm! summons a storm of stars to attacks, can be to attack different. MAXED OUT!)
StarWiz: Let's go solve the puzzles!
(time skip)
(Doors open)
StarWiz: Easy!
(next room skip)
Alphy: (There's a dark room? Let me turn on the lights!)
(click)
(Mettaton is standing next to a counter)
StarWiz: (Facepalms)
Mettaton: Welcome daring, TO MY SHOW!
(The Words "Cooking with a Killer Robot" appeared)
Mettaton: First, we need sugar, eggs, and milk. Can you get the stuff from the back?
(The Crew gets the stuff)
Mettaton: Great! Now, we need one more thing! (pulls out a chainsaw) A human SOUL! Which one should I kill? I'll kill the one in the funny hat! (turns on chainsaw)
StarWiz: (in a fighting pose)
(then someone chops Mettaton in half!)
StarWiz: Who are you?
?: Here's Johhny!
The Crew: AHHHHH!
(GAME OVER YEAH!)
(Fail-Comic: StarWiz's Steam Platform Fails)
(Insert Yoshi's Island sped up remix IDK what it called)
(steps on platform, it doesn't work) Huh?
(Then with all the pressure, it send StarWiz flying!)
StarWiz: (insert Goofy Holler) (turns into a star)
(StarWiz Mind's: Now that what I called a STAR wizard)
(Back to Story! Sorry it was short)
(Phone rings)
Alphy: But, what if someone is vegan?
Mettaton: ... ... That a good idea, Alphys! The substitute is over there!
StarWiz: (goes to get the sub ingredient, but the selves raised up!)
Mettaton: By the way, we're on a strict time limit! If you don't get the ingredient in 1 minute... We'll go back to the ORIGINAL PLAN! So, get climbing!
StarWiz: (clicks the yellow button with "JETPACK" written on it and flys)
Mettaton: You came by yourself? This will be easy!
StarWiz: I'm the most skilled out of my group!
(After flawless dodging of dough, flour, eggs, milk)
Mettaton: Have you ever watched a cooking show before? The cake was pre-made! BYE! (leaves)
M.J: The Cake was a Lie!
(2 room skips)
(enter elevator)
(a slow jazz-like Megalovania plays)
(ding)
Sans: humans, guess what? i have a hot dog stand, want one?
The Crew: Sure!
(Everyone except for StarWiz & Frisk bit their hot dogs)
M.J & Haydn: (spits) What kind of hot dog is this?!
Sans: (laughing) a water sausage.
M.J: (throws "Hot Dog" in the lava)
StarWiz: Hey you! (a male 14 year old neko in armor, eating a hot dog, turns around)
?: Umm, hello.
StarWiz: Who are you?
?: I'm Starcat, I fought in the Underground War! Monsters thought I was one of them, so they let me stay. After the war, the Temmie's kicked me out of the their town.
M.J: Wow, they kick you out, but not Bob? Those Bastards!
StarWiz: Anyways, do you want to join our crew?
StarCat: Sure!
(StarCat became bud with StarWiz & the Crew!)
(next room skip..?)
(Pyrope appeared!)
(StarWiz: Heat up x2 You turn the heat up twice, everyone, except you and Pyrope are sweating, except for M.J, who on fire)
M.J: (spams Spare)
(You Won! 100 EXP and 70 G's earned)
M.J Put me out!
StarWiz: STOP! DROP! ROLL!
M.J: (starts rolling and the fire goes out) Thanks.
(2 room skips)
Alphys: You need to click 3 buttons!
(1,2...?)
Alphy: NOW! ... ummmm (the laser disappears) Hey, you only needed to click 2!
(next room)
StarWiz: Holy Balls of Doom.
StarWiz's Mind: (This gave me a Bad Time)
(The Pain in the butt Vents of Hotlands)
StarWiz: Let's do this.
(insert Super Smash Bros Brawl- Melee Final Destination, yes it THAT intense)
(after failing and trying, StarWiz makes it)
StarWiz: YES!
Frisk: You know... you could of taken the shortcut. (points to a secret path)
StarWiz: ... ... ... (jumps in lava) (insert Mario death sound)
(GAME OVER YEAHHHHHHHH!)
(Take 2, Room skips)
?: Halt!
(everyone turns around)
?: You need to leave there's 4 human around here!
(? looks closely)
?: This is bad, but we have to kill you & stuff.
(Battle Start!)
(R.G 01 and 02 appeared)
StarWiz; Cleans armor, you took a wipe out of nowhere, and clean 02's Armor)
(touched the green shaped armor thingy)
(02 SO, HOT! (Take off Armor) Much better!)
(01 is disturbed by something)
(Frisk: Whisper; You tell 01 what's wrong?)
(01: Umm, bro)
(02: Yes?)
(01: I like you, the way you fight, the way you talk)
(02: ...)
(01: Major Look! I sure caught you!)
(02: 01)
(01: Yes?)
(02: After this battle, Let's get some Nice Cream.)
(M.J: Spare)
(You Won! 200 EXP + 20 EXP to help a couple= EXP and 120 G)
(next room skip...?)
Alphy: (Another dark room?)
The Crew: No, No, No
(The Lights turn on)
Mettaton: Welcome Darlings! To MTT News!
StarWiz: (Facepalms 3 times)
Mettaton: Our Brave corresponders, will find something to report!
StarWiz: Let's report this smol, white dog!
Mettaton: Great idea! I see the headline "A dog exists somewhere"
StarWiz: (coughs) No shit.
Mettaton: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
StarWiz: (derp faced) Nothing!
Mettaton: Good, because everything in here is a bomb!
StarCat: Wut.
Mettaton: Even my words are (BOOM)! If you don't hurry, the big bomb will blow up! Toddles! (flys away)
StarWiz: (pushs the Big Bomb off the cliff) GREAT!
Mettaton: (comes back) By the way, the bombs are duds! (flys away)
(next room...?)
Robbie: (teleport) Did you think that you can make fools out of us?
StarWiz: Yes.
Robbie: Well, too bad! We got our stuff and gadgets and ready to fight!
(Battle Start?)
(Robbie:(shrinks The Crew) You're small now! And meet our new partner, Waluigi!)
(Waluigi: Wa!)
(We are number one: The Living Tombstone Plays)
(StarWiz: (in a sqeaky voice) Oh no! We're small, but that doesn't mean we will lose!)
(The Battle Begins!)
(StarWiz: (Attack by run up the Robbie with the Shrink Ray and taunts Waluigi)
(Waluigi: (Smack the Robbie with the Shrink Ray with a Tennis Rack and turns into a star and The Crew regrow)
M.J: (picks up Waluigi) WALUIGI LAUNCHER!
(#1 Crew is blasting off again!)
(You Won! 110 EXP earned and 0 G)
(Level UP! LV 41 Item Summoner! LV 1: Can Summon any item! At LV 5, you can summon any item, object, or person from any universe)
(enter elevator)
(2 room and 2 puzzle later)
StarCat: I have a bad feeling.
(Enter the Cave)
Muffet: I heard about you.
(step forward yet slower)
Muffet: You like to hurt spiders.)
(step barely)
Muffet: I heard that you like if rip their legs off
(The Crew is Unable to move!)
Muffet: I heard that you're awfully stingy with your money. You guy would make good filling.
Haydn: Except for Master John, who maybe tastes like cu...
(StarWiz and StarCat tackle him)
(STAR COMBO)
(Insert Encounter Pokemon theme)
(Battle Start!)
(Insert SharaX: Spider Dance)
(Muffet appeared)
(StarWiz: Check: A nicely dressed spider who likes money)
(Muffet pour hot tea! but somehow it didn't hurt... but it was delicous... to you anyways and you're purple!)
(Muffet: I think purple looks nice on you (laughs, sorry I forgot what her laugh is)
(Frisk: Check; You hated the tea and want to yell, but then you become cream filling!)
(summon spiders, no damage)
(StarCat: Check; A anime-like spider stands in front of you)
(summons donuts, StarWiz tryed to eat one... it;s hard as a rock!)
(Haydn: Check; It's a big spider, who knew?)
(summons Criss-a-rangs)
(M.J: Check; It's a Sexy Spider, that a first. (StarWiz is reading M.J mind) M.J! STOP THINKING DIRTY!)
(Muffet: It's time to feed my pet!)
(StarCat: Your...Pet?)
(summons a monster Cupcake)
The Crew: AHHHHHH!
(Everyone runs and jukes spider... M.J fell in the monster)
(M.J: AHHHHH!
(Giant Cupcake: OM! (tastes M.J) It's taste like shit!
(spits M.J)
(Haydn:I told you he tasted like cu...)
(StarWiz & StarCat tackled Haydn again...)
(STAR COMBO)
M.J (with a grin) Does spider have puss-puss?)
(Muffet is Enraged! 30 plus Damage and DEF!)
(StarWiz, Haydn, and StarCat: ... ... ... Master JOHNNNNNNNN!)
(M.J: (troll laugh)
(13 Attacks of spiders, do nots, Criss-a-Rangs, and Cupcakes later)
(Spider: YOU GOT MAIL!)
(Muffet: It's says that the wizard hat LIKEs our stuff, and the other 4 wouldn't hurt a spider, I'm sorry, you can spare me now!)
(StarWiz: Spare)
(You WON! 250 EXP and 0 G earned!)
(Next room skip...?)
StarWiz: This guy again!
Mettaton: Is that my true love?
StarWiz: nope. (trys to leaves but get shocked and pass out)
(one boring song later)
Mettaton: Now, you must die!
(trapdoor opens)
(Mettaton: You got to make it through the tile maze!)
(StarWiz: (is still passes out)
(30 second later)
(Mettaton: You didn't move at now, FINE, don't fight me! (leaves)
StarWiz: (wakes up) Finally, she left!
(Two room skips later)
Sans: hey kiddos.
StarWiz: Hey.
Sans: do you want to eat, let's take a shortcut.
(End of CHAPTER!)