Wondering and Wishes

"We're all going to get thrown into the soul sucking dungeon!" Usopp said as tears poured down his cheeks like waterfalls. "I'm far too young to die! I don't want to die!"

"I don't want to die either!" Chopper said. He too was crying just as strong as Usopp. He and the sniper dashed around the room wildly, running on both the ground and the walls.

"I don't want to die either!" Brook said amongst the entire running around of his two crewmates. "But then, I am already dead!"

"Neo!" Chopper said. He dove into her arms. Looking up at her as he continued to cry. "Please! Do something!"

"Like what?" Neo asked. She looked down into the wet eyes of the reindeer before stroking his cheek. "There, there. It's going to be fine."

"You're fairy like! Go get that brainless captain of ours!" Usopp said right in her face so that his nose touched hers.

"I guess I can go get him," Neo said. "I can sense him wondering farther away from this place. He's not fighting so that's a good thing."

"You can sense him?" Naruto asked. "How?"

"It's kind of complicated," Neo said. She glanced over at Law who had gripped his sword tightly in his hand and casually stepped closer to her.

"Most likely he's following his nose to the closest restaurant," Sanji said.

"We really need to hurry up and get him back here," Zoro said. "If humans aren't allow here…"

"I'll cast a quick spell that will give him the appearance of wings," Naruto said. Before anyone could protest against that, he waved his wand and sparkles shot out the window. When he turned back to them, he saw that all of their faces were white. "Hopefully no one has noticed him yet. What?"

"Are you insane?!" Nami shouted. She whacked him on the head with her fist, leaving multiple lumps. "You completely ruined this with magic! And you think you're going to be able to save him with magic?! Or save us at all?! What's wrong with you?! Did you fry your brain or something?!"

"This kind of spell is easy," Naruto said, rubbing his throbbing head. "It just an illusion. It'll only appear he has wings. He won't be able to actually use them. Usable wings are a lot harder thing to create than ones that don't move. As long as no one asks him to go flying with them, he'll be fine. I'll go get him now." He headed for the door.

"Wait, someone needs to go with you," Penguin said. "You have no idea how difficult that guy can be. Trust me."

"But you can't go," Naruto said, turning back to them. "Well, I guess I could give you all wings. That would be the best thing to do. It will buy us some time to get you back where you belong. It's still risky though. Some of the fairies in this place are extremely talented. It won't be easy to hide you from them. Still, if you insist I'll create your wings." He waved his wand and gave them all wings.

"I'm not so sure about this," Bepo said poking his figure through his light grey illusion wings.

"Neither am I," Brook said.

"I'm not very comfortable with it either," Chopper said.

"That's fine. It would be better if you all stayed here anyway," Naruto said. "I don't have enough skill to hide your differences. I don't think I could come up with a good enough excuse for a walking talking bear, reindeer, and skeleton."

"It might be best if some of us stayed behind anyway," Robin said. "A larger crowd will gather more attention than a smaller one."

"That's a great idea, Robin my sweet!" Sanji said, dancing around with hearts in his eyes. "I would be happy to stay behind with you and my sweet Nami!"

"So who's all going?" Zoro asked.

"Neo should definitely go," Shachi said. "If Straw Hat is being difficult, like we all know he will be, she can just trap him in her crystals and pulled him back here."

"And of course the captain will go with her," Penguin said and Law nodded. "I'd like to go as well."

"I think I'll go as well," Shachi said.

"Maybe that's all that should go," Neo said.

"Huh? Why?" Chopper asked, looking up at her from her arms.

"Like Robin said, we won't attracted as much attention if we keep our group small," Neo said. "We have to be careful here."

"I understand," Chopper said. "I just wish I could go with you."

"We shouldn't be gone very long," Neo said. She cuddled Chopper before setting him back down on the floor. Turning around to the door, she and the 'Luffy Retrieval' group then set out to find the missing Straw Hat captain. Following Naruto, they exited the small tree house apartment and headed off into the town with Neo's wind crystals giving the illusion that they all were flying.

"So where is he?" Naruto asked. He dropped his eyes to the ground and looked for any sign of the AWOL teenager. There were several people out on the street, but Luffy's straw hat was going to be easy for him to spot. He didn't know of anyone who wore a hat like that in his village. He was growing impatient when he still couldn't find Luffy right away. "Where is he? Where is he?! Come on!"

"We're close. It smells so good out here. I'm getting cravings," Neo replied when the delicious smells of the meats and other local dishes floated up to them. All the yummy smells made her stomach grumble in protest and made her mouth water. She forced herself to push the craving away. They could get something to eat later. Luffy was the most important thing at the moment. So she turned her eyes back down to the streets to look for him. They all scanned their eyes over the people below. Soon the familiar straw hat came in her view. She pointed Luffy out. "There he is."

"He's so carefree," Shachi said while he watched their missing friend trudge happily down the streets clearly completely carefree of the danger they were and could be in. "I'm going to strangle him."

"That's Straw Hat for you," Penguin said. "I really don't see how his crew can handle him. It's like he's an over grown kid."

"Yeah, but he's really fun to be around," Neo said.

"Well, he's going to be in several pieces if he doesn't go back with us," Law said, gripping his sword again. "Let's get him and get out of here before we get cornered by someone."

Neo nodded. She then lowered them down to the street, right in front of their friend who was absent mindedly sniffing the air. The Heart Pirates were on edge as they landed in the town. They all were wondering if anyone would sense that they weren't human or notice that they didn't belong here in other ways. They were relieved when they noticed that no one even looked their way. Apparently since everyone here had wings and could fly, it wasn't abnormal for someone to drop out of the sky.

"Well, that's nice. They haven't even noticed us," Shachi said. He still carefully eyed the people as they walked passed them.

"For now," Law said as he too carefully looking around at the people going about their business. "Let's not press our luck though."

"Aye, Captain," Shachi said.

"Straw Hat," Penguin said, finally gaining the young man's attention.

"Hey, guys. It smells so good here," Luffy said with a big grin and pointing in the direction of the restaurant he was standing in front of. "It's barbeque. Did you all come to get something to eat as well? Do you think they have sea pig?"

"Sea pig?" Naruto asked. "What's that?"

"Just some of our own locate food," Shachi said.

"Luffy, what were you thinking, running off like that?" Neo asked. "We were worried about you."

"You don't have to worry about me," Luffy said. "You know I can take care of myself."

"That maybe true, but your actions could have put us all in real danger," Penguin said as he and Shachi each took one of Luffy's arms. "You're coming back with us."

"What?! But I'm hungry!" Luffy complained. "And it smells so good here! I want meat!"

"Weren't you listening at all before, Straw Hat? It's not safe for use to be wondering around here," Shachi whispered.

"So? I'm still hungry," Luffy said.

"We can get you something when we get back to the ships," Penguin said.

"Aw," Luffy whined. He dangled in their hold but was able to throw out his rubber hand and grab a hold of the doorway of the restaurant. "But it smells so, so good. And I want meat, lots and lots of meat."

"Straw Hat," Penguin and Shachi protested as they pulled fruitlessly on Luffy's rubber body. "We're going to get caught! Stop stretching out like that!"

"I can't!" Luffy shouted. "It's my Devil Fruit powers!"

"Shh!" Penguin and Shachi hissed. They glanced over their shoulders to see a few people have stopped to see what the commotion was. Some were giving Luffy's stretched out arm very curious looks. "Keep it down!"

"Mommy, his arm is stretched," a little boy said, pointing at Luffy's arm.

"Uh, well, that's because he didn't eat his vegetables," the mother said despite being clearly disturbed by Luffy's long arm. She tugged on her son's hand. "Come on. Time to go shopping."

"And quick! I want broccoli! And lettuce!" the boy said while his mother led him away.

"Devil Fruit?" Naruto asked. He looked over at Neo and Law. "Just where the heck do you people come from? What's with that world of yours?"

"Luffy, we really don't have time for this," Neo said, ignoring Naruto's question thinking it was for the best. "Let's go back. I promise I'll make you a special meat dish when we get back to the ships."

"Really?" Luffy asked.

"Yeah." Neo nodded.

"Well, all right then," Luffy said, releasing his hold from the door. With a low snap after his arm slipped back into place, he pulled himself from Shachi and Penguin's hold. He ran away from them a little bit then jogged in place as he looked back at them. "What are you all waiting for? Let's go!"

"That's was easier than I thought it would be," Shachi said.

"Yeah. I figured we would have to wrestle him back," Penguin said. "This is way too easy even for Straw Hat. Something's not right here."

"I was thinking the same thing," Shachi said.

"You think so?" Neo asked. "What do you think, Law?"

Law hummed in thought before slowly scanning his eyes over the world around them. Some did feel weird about all of this. None of them could just put their finger on what it was. Everything looked normal, or normal for this world at least. So what was really going on here?

"Who cares?" Naruto asked. "We found your friend. Now let's get back to my place before someone-"

"Hello, Naruto," a voice said. "Who are your friends here?"

"Ah!" Naruto jumped when the voice unexpectedly spoke behind them all. His wings flapped wildly, sending him several yards into the air. The pirates all whipped around to see a tall, grey haired man wearing a mask over his face. They all froze. Law stepped calmly in front of Neo. Once Naruto came back down, he was flying upside down. "H-hi, Kakashi sensei. What are you doing here?"

"Oh, you know. Just out taking a walk," Kakashi said. His one visible eye ran curiously over the pirates. "So, who are your friends here? I've never seen them before in the village."

"Oh, well, they're just, um, they're, ha ha ha," Naruto stuttered nervously.

"We're pirates!" Luffy said happily. "I'm Monkey D. Luffy! I'm going to be King of the Pirates!"

"Straw Hat!" Shachi and Penguin shouted. They pounced on Luffy, calming their hands over the young man's mouth, all collapsing to the ground with a dull thud. "Keep quiet!"

Law sighed to himself and let his hat fall over his eyes before he moved his sword to prepare for a fight.

"Hello, sir," Neo then said. She stepped around Law and pushed his sword down. Collapsing her hands in front of her, she smiled sweetly at the man before her. "I'm sorry if we alarmed you. We're just friends of Naruto's here. You are correct in assuming that you haven't seen us before. This is our first time in this village. My name is Neo. These are my brothers, Shachi, Penguin, and Luffy you already met. He really loves pirates because they're so free. And this is my husband Law."

"I see," Kakashi said. He continued to eye the pirates suspiciously before seemingly accepting Neo's words. "Well, it's nice to meet you. I hope you're having fun while you're here. Are you all on vacation?"

"We are," Neo said with a nod. "We're just passing through. We'll be leaving very soon."

"I see." Kakashi smiled. "Well, I won't keep you then. I was nice to meet you all."

"You too, sir," Neo said. "I really hope we didn't cause you too much alarm."

"Not at all." Kakashi smiled before his eyes noticed her wedding ring. "You're a very polite young lady for one so young. And you're already married?"

"Thank you, sir. And I'm not as young as I look," Neo said. "I'm twenty two."

"Ah, I see," Kakashi said. When he looked back at Neo, she purposefully fluttered her wings to make sure he saw them. "Well, I won't keep you all any longer. Naruto?"

"Yes?!" Naruto snapped himself to attention and landed back on his feet.

"I hope you're behaving yourself and taking good care of your guests," Kakashi said, fluttering his own light grey wings.

"Yes, I am." Naruto nodded.

Kakashi nodded before leaning towards Neo and Law. "Careful around him. He can be a little crazy at times."

"Yeah. We noticed," Law said.

"Hey! I'm not that bad!" Naruto said.

"See you later," Kakashi then said as he walked off from the group.

"That was so close," Naruto said. "He's one of the best in the village. If he didn't notice you all were human then no one else will."

"It's a good thing Neo is so cute," Shachi said. "I don't think that would have worked if it was anyone else speaking."

"Yeah." Penguin nodded with a smile. "That's our girl. But it was a bit out of character for you to be so open to a stranger."

"I didn't even notice," Neo said. "I guess it's because of his wings and magic?"

"That could be possible," Law said, resting his sword back on his shoulder. "You're very similar to the people here after all."

Under the Heart Pirates hands, Luffy mutter incoherently as he tried to pry them off of him.

"We'll let you up, but only if you'll behave and go right back to Naruto's place with us," Shachi said. When Luffy nodded, they released him and stood up.

"Let's hurry up before anyone else stops us," Naruto said.

"Okay," Neo said. She summoned her wind crystals and pulled them back into the air. As quickly and as calmly as possible she flew them all back to Naruto's. They landed at the front door. And before anyone could touch the doorknob, they got noticed again.

"Naruto!" another voice called out cheerfully.

"Ah! Kiba! Don't sneak up on me like that!" Naruto screamed.

"I didn't sneak at all," Kiba said, eyeing the pirates. Akamaru walked right up to Neo. The pirates, but Luffy and Neo, tensed up when the dog started sniffing curiously at Neo's unique scent.

Neo squealed and kneeled down to pet the dog. "You're such a cutie!"

"Uh, they're just friends of mine," Naruto said, eyeing Neo from the corner of his eyes.

"You didn't say you were having company," Kiba said.

"Why would that matter?" Naruto asked, bring his eyes back to his friend.

"Because we were suppose to train together today," Kiba said.

"Ah! I forgot!" Naruto said. He grabbed his head in a panic. "It's just one thing after another!"

"I guess it doesn't matter," Kiba said, his eyes locked onto Neo and how friendly Akamaru was being with her. He then sniffed the air when the wind shifted. "That's odd. Akamaru doesn't usually take to strangers like that. And you smell different from everyone else."

"She smells different?" Naruto asked, looking back at Neo. "What do you mean?"

"She smells like nature," Kiba said, lifting his eyes to the pirates. "And they smell like humans."

"Humans?! Ha ha! Where'd you get a crazy idea like that?" Naruto asked with a nervous laugh. "They're not humans! Humans aren't allowed here after all! Why would humans be here?! Ha ha ha!"

"Yeah, but that wouldn't stop someone from purposefully or accidentally bringing them here," Kiba said. He crossed his arms over his chest and gave Naruto a skeptical look. "Accidents do happen after all. You of all people should know that. Are they human?"

"Of course not! They're not human! They have wings, see?" Naruto said. He pointed at their wings. "See? See? See?!"

"Hm." Kiba hummed in disbelieve as he continued to take in the pirates and their suppose to be wings. "Well, I suppose so. But the only way to be sure is to have them fl-"

"Well, see you later!" Naruto said, cutting his friend off. He then grabbed Kiba and started to push him away from his door. "Sorry I can't train with you today! I have to see to my guest for now! If I can, I'll come by the training grounds later so we can get in a few rounds of practice."

"Neo! You're back!" The door flung open and Chopper came running out. He leaped into Neo's arms. "I was so worried about you."

"AH!" Naruto screamed at the presence of the little reindeer that was suppose to stay inside until they came back.

"Well, that one's certainly not human," Kiba said, staring at the reindeer. He crossed his arms back over his chest and gave Naruto an accusing look. "Now is he?"

"Uh, well, that is…you see…um," Naruto stumbled.

"What the heck?! You were supposed to stay inside!" Shachi and Penguin screamed.

"Ha ha!" Luffy laughed for no good reason.

"I'm sorry," Chopper said with a smile. He snuggled into Neo's hold like he truly didn't care. "I missed Neo too much!"

"We weren't gone that long," Neo said. "Only a few minutes."

"It was still far too long!" Chopper declared.

"Chopper seems a bit out of character," Law said.

"He's not the only one," Penguin noted.

"What do you mean?" Shachi asked.

"The captain never calls Chopper by that name," Penguin said. "He always calls him Tony."

"Hey, you're right," Shachi said. "This is all very weird."

"Naruto," Kiba said accusingly. "What's going on here? Who are they? They're not fairies so don't try and pretend they are."

"What now?" Penguin asked. "I don't even think Neo's cuteness can get us out of this one."

"We're pirates," Luffy then said. "And I'm going to be King of the Pirates. I'm Monkey D. Luffy!"

"Is that all you ever have to say?!" Penguin and Shachi demanded.

"What? It's true!" Luffy said with his trademark smile.

"That's not the point!" Penguin and Shachi shouted.

"Come on, Naruto," Kiba said. "Who are they?"

"I guess we don't have much choice now," Neo said. "Law?"

"Yeah." Law nodded.

"All right," Naruto said. He then headed inside. "But let's talk inside."

Kiba nodded and they all headed inside. Once inside Naruto confessed to what had happened. Kiba shook his head at it all and then said, "Man, Naruto. You've really done it his time. Do you have any idea how much trouble you're going to be in?"

"I know, I know," Naruto said. He twirled his wand in between his fingers. "I'm trying to send them back, but it's not working. And I have to grant Luffy's wishes first."

"Well, then, you need to grant this guy's wishes before anything else," Kiba said, jerking his thumb towards Luffy. "Then you need to get them the heck out of here. Queen Tsunade's going to be back in just a few short hours. You know she's going to be furious when she returns and finds them. There's so way to keep this kind of truth from her. It's amazing that you haven't been found out yet."

"I know, I know. Especially since we just ran into Kakashi sensei," Naruto said.

"You already ran into Kakashi sensei?" Kiba asked. "Man! I'm sure he knows! How could he not know?!"

"I don't know. He seemed like he didn't notice. But then he is hard to read at times. He probably did notice, but didn't say anything in hopes that I would clean up my mess before it's too late." Naruto then turned to Luffy. "Let's get your wishes over with. That might help clear things up a bit."

"And make them quick and simple, Luffy," Nami said. She grabbed Luffy's ear and stretched it out at arm's length. "All you have to do is wish for meat three times then we can leave. Do you understand?"

"Yes." Luffy nodded.

"Good," Nami said. "Now make them so we can go home."

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Franky asked. "This is Luffy we're talking about."

"Of course it is," Nami said, releasing Luffy's ear causing the snap to vibrate through the air. "Not even Luffy can mess this up."

"That's correct," Luffy said. "I got this. I wish for fun at a water park! And I wish for everyone to have fun there too!"

"That's right. You wish for a..." Nami nodded. She stopped when she realized what Luffy had said. She grabbed him by the throat and started shaking him violently. "What did you just wish for?! A waterpark and fun with everyone here?! Have you completely lost your mind?! We're not supposed to get noticed! You were supposed to wish for meat! Meat! How could you mess up a simple wish like that?! It was so simple, you moron! It's the one thing you always want! It's not possible for even you to be this stupid!"

"Saw that one coming," Sanji said shoving his hands into his pockets lazily.

"And here we go again," Franky said. "This is so not super at all. I hope the Sunny is doing all right without us. We left her and the sub out in the middle of no where."

"I'm sure the rest of our crew will take care of the Sunny once they notice we're gone," Neo said, her hand stroking down Akamaru's back.

"Don't worry about that," Law said. "They will take care of the ships until we return."

"If they even noticed we're gone," Penguin said.

"I'm sure they will," Bepo said. "Eventually."

"Don't sound so pessimistic about that!" Penguin and Shachi yelled at the bear.

"I'm sorry." Bepo bowed his head.

"Never mind all that!" Nami said. She grabbed Luffy by the front of his shirt. "I want to know what you were thinking?! A water park?! Seriously?!"

"I can have Sanji and Neo make me meat all the time," Luffy said with a smile. "I really want to go to a waterpark right now."

"You stupid idiot!" Nami screamed at Luffy. She then threw him into the wall and turned on Naruto. "Don't you dare grant that wish! Don't you even think about thinking about granting that wish! I forbid it! Return us home! NOW!"

"Sorry, but I have to," Naruto said waving his wand. "The words have been spoken. There's nothing else I can do."

"Ah! We're all going to die!" Usopp screamed. "We're going to get our souls sucked out of us! I'm too young to die!"

"What are we going to do?!" Chopper asked.

"This is going to be interesting," Robin said with a soft smile.

"No! It's! Not!" Chopper, Brook, Usopp, Shachi, and Penguin shrieked. "How can you be so calm?!"

"Wait a second!" Nami then said. She pointed right at Kiba. "We have another fairy here. He can fix this."

"Sorry, but I can't do anything about this," Kiba said with a shake of his head.

"Why not?" Usopp asked. He held his hands out in a pleading gesture. "Surely you're better at this than this guy is. Please, you have to help us. I'm begging you to help us. Don't leave us in this moron's hands."

"I am, but it's against the rules for one fairy to interfere with the wishes or mistakes of another," Kiba said. "I can only step in if I have permission from Queen Tsunade."

"We're doomed," Usopp said dropping his head against the wall. "That's it. We're going to die."

"I'm too young and beautiful to die," Nami said, joining Usopp by the wall, a dark and gloomy cloud falling over them.

"This can't be good," Bepo said. "What now?"

"I grant his wish." Naruto waved his wand in the air. Sparkles shot out from the end of his wand, it scattered over all of those in the room and over the village. In a flash of white light, the peaceful village was turned into a waterpark.

"All well," Neo said, wearing a dark blue swimming suit that highlighted her pregnancy. "At least it'll be fun. And since this is a magical world you Devil Fruit users shouldn't have a problem with water."

"What a time for her to have a playful mood swing," Shachi said. He glanced down at his own swim trunks before looking at everyone else in their swimwear. Magically, everyone's swimwear used his or her personal taste in clothes. It made him scoff in annoyance. "Magic."

"Any time's the perfect time to have a playful mood swing," Neo said in baby talk. She cupped Akamaru's furry cheeks. "Isn't that right, Akamaru? Yes, that's right. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. You're such a good boy. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. And besides, Law looks extremely sexy in his black swimming trunks. If we weren't around other people I'd rip them off of him. Yes, I would."

Law's cheeks tinted pink as the others snickered around him. He allowed his hat to drop over his eyes again. Of course he didn't really mind. He had the same thought about her and her swimming suit. But they couldn't do that right now. They had other problems to worry about.

"Let's go!" Luffy said before bolting out the door again.

"There he goes again!" all of the more vocal pirates screamed. "We're going to kill him!"

"Well, might as well have fun while it last," Neo said before following Luffy out the door.

"Not you too!" they screamed again.

"Yeah!" Chopper cried as he, and Akamaru followed after the blue haired woman.

"And you?!" they said.

"I'm starting to think Straw Hat is a bad influence on our sweet little girl," Penguin said.

Law sighed and followed after his lover without a word to anyone else.

"I give up," Nami said, collapsing to the floor. "This is it. We're really going to die this time. I can't believe it's all going to end at the hands of a maniacal fairy ruler. How can they do that to us? Throw us into a soul sucking dungeon? We didn't even do anything wrong. We didn't ask to be here. We didn't even come here on our own free will. We were forced here."

"They have to show us mercy, don't they?" Usopp asked, begged, pleaded. "We didn't mean to come here after all."

"I'm afraid not," Naruto said. "I told you before about the problems we've had with humans in the past. That's just they way it is here."

"But you're the one who brought us here!" Usopp snapped. "And we don't care about your magic! It's your fault!"

"That doesn't matter," Naruto said. "You just don't belong here."

"You really messed up this time, Naruto," Kiba said as he exited out of the room to follow after his dog.

"I already know that!" Naruto snapped. "You don't have to tell me that again and again and again! Don't worry! I'll fix this! I just have to grant his last wish and it will be over! I hope!"

"Well, you and that boneheaded captain of ours had better get it right this time!" Nami said. "Or else I'll be the one you have to fear!"

"Take a look at that," Robin then said. They all moved closer to the door to see what she was looking at.

"What is it?" Bepo asked.

"It looks like everyone's enjoying the waterpark," Sanji said. He ran his eyes over the waterpark before them and saw people were enjoying it. "I guess that's a requirement of the wish thing?"

"Yeah," Naruto said. "Small wishes like this can easily be done on everyone, even fairies. But the spell won't last long since they are fairies. It's because they are magic as well. It'll wear off on them a lot quicker than it does on humans."

"Magic wears off on humans?" Franky asked.

"Yeah." Naruto nodded. "For wishes like this anyway. If he had wished for meat then all he had to eat them and the magic would be gone. For a wish like this, it'll only last about five hours before everything goes back to normal."

"So what if this wish was done in the human world?" Robin asked.

"It would be a permanent thing," Naruto said.

"Perhaps it was a good thing then that Luffy made the wish here," Zoro said. "Can you imagine the Sunny being turned into a waterpark?"

"I never thought of that," Nami said. "I'm still angry at him though."

"Let's just have fun," Robin said adjusting the strap of her black bikini. "Once that is over, Luffy can make his last wish then, hopefully, Naruto can get us out of here before this Queen Tsunade comes back. We still have a few hours after all."

"You're absolutely correct, Robin my sweet!" Sanji gushed. "And you look absolutely amazing in that bikini! If you need me to rub sunscreen on your back I would be more than happy to!"

"That's very kind of you," Robin said with a smile before walking off to find Neo.

"I don't believe this is happening," Usopp said as the rest of them followed after Robin. "This has to be a dream. I can't believe we're actually walking into a waterpark full of fairies that basically want us to die. This isn't going to be fun at all."

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Author's Notes: Geez this chapter took way too long to write. Sorry about that. Hopeful I get the next chapters done sooner. I'm going to end this shorter than I planned too. This was a short story to beginning with, but still going to end one chapter shorter than I wanted. Sorry. I got too many other fanfics going and neglecting too.