Sorry for the ''slight'' delay but a lot of things came up. Anyways. Here it is. If any of you guys want to see a situation or scenario I'd be happy to write it as an ''extra'' chapter. Please put down a review if you enjoyed it. Suggestions are as always open. I'll try to finish chapters faster. Also, about the other personalities that Deadpool has; I compressed them into one personality to make writing more fluid because making all of them would make it more confusing for the reader rather than it is for me. The magic bag and other stuff might be nerfed because I have plans for Deadpool and his weapons.

Ruby looked at the temple and saw chess pieces on pedestals. Each of the team remembered their original objective and each took one. What? ''The ''Relics'' are goddamn chest pieces?. Are they valuable at least?'' Deadpool screamed as he examined one of the relics. What a rip-off.

''Rip-offs aside what do we do about the giant thingies about to kill us?'' The Merc said catching the attention of the whole group. ''I suggest we find higher ground'' Pyrrha said as she raised her hand. The rest of the group murmured in agreement with the exception of Yang. She was curious about Deadpool. He didn't look like a student nor did he look like a teacher.

''Then it's agreed. We look for higher g-ACK'' Deadpool was interrupted when he was caught by the Scorpion grimm. Crushing him between on of its pincers. ''COSPLAYERS UNITED! MIND HELPING'' Deadpool shouted but some of his words were mixed with gurgles of blood coming out of his mask from him being squeezed leading to the group only understanding the word help. Pyrrha jumped in and threw her spear embedding it on the Scorpions head while it was distracted. ''Nora, Nail it!'' Jaune quickly ordered. Nora jumped from Jaune's shield and landed hammer first on the end of Pyrrha's spear. Killing the grimm with a giant spear in its head.

Deadpool was dropped and stood up with his mask wet from the blood. ''Thanks Leonidas.'' He said while looking at Pyrrha who was puzzled with the analogy. ''Now let's get the f-'' Deadpool was again interrupted but with a thud. He was pierced by a giant feather straight through his torso. ''OH COME ON!. AT LEAST TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST.''

''Are you alright?'' Yang said rushing to Deadpool obviously worried. More blood gushed out of Deadpool's mask further gurgling his voice ''Blruck this uni-bubrbl-erse to hell''.

Yang snapped the top end of the giant feather, freeing Deadpool. ''Thanks, honey'' he exclaimed and winked through his mask in which Yang thought was weird. How would he be able to move his mask.

''This is not my idea of being squeezed and relieved of my bodily fluids'' Deadpool shouted at the monsters before him. You are filthy, Wade.

Meanwhile, at the top of the cliff. Ozpin and Glynda were observing the other students and only had their particular group came to their attention. Ozpin zoomed in on the man in the red suit. ''I don't remember sending anyone down there. He looks rather large for a student too. Miss Glynda?'' Ozpin said as he observed the fight going on and Deadpool running around avoiding feathers being shot at him.

''I wouldn't have sent anyone either without your permission. An outsider?'' Glynda replied as she adjusted her glasses, peeking at the scroll designed for observing the test.

''I think we should keep observing. And the second he appears to pose a threat to any of my students we will go there and eliminate him'' Ozpin said.

After a long complicated battle filled with Deadpool screaming and running around and even more complicated tactics and strategies. The nevermore was shot down from the sky. They all praised each others efforts and strength except Deadpool. He walked to the nevermore corpse and closely observed the decaying body.

''So death is literally from ash we will come and to ash we shall-'' Wade….Shut up. I'll dare you 20 bucks to eat the dust stuff. ''50 bucks and I'll snort it''. Deal.

As Deadpool gathered the dust. Before he was going to inhale it he stopped. ''Wait a minute. You don't have any fucking money. I'm broke!.''. The voice grumbled in his head.

A short trip back to the school and. You can imagine how that went in a slightly cramped transport ship. Who could resist?.

After assigning each student to their team, Ozpin sat down on his chair while Deadpool awkwardly fiddled with his thumbs. It reminded him of a certain moment in high school where he was caught peeping on the girl's locker room while they changed. Maybe pretending to be one of the girls to get in wasn't such a good idea.

''So. Mr. ''Pool'' .''

''Oh please. Call me Wade''

''Yyyes. Wade. I thank you for assisting my students which was for the record. NOT in my plan of action. This was a test. And YOU were not one of my variables.''

''Headmaster umm (Ozpin) Ozpin. I assure you I meant no harm. I'm merely a man who has lost his way'' You can't lose something you're not on.

''Then I shall try to send you back on your way. My school does not need any more hooligans.''

''I doubt you'll be able to fix it Mr. Brainy but.'' Deadpool unclips a device that was wrapped around his hand that had a large bead-like object. ''I wouldn't suggest tinkering with it too much'' He said before leaving and quietly screaming ''It's a teleporter'' as the elevator closed.

The elevator hummed while it zoomed down the tower-like office. What the fuck Wade! ''What?'' You gave him our way out! ''Our ONLY way out'' he said snickering.

When the elevator finally reached its end, with a beep the doors opened and Deadpool was confronted by a blonde, well-endowed and smart drop-dead beauty. ''This isn't an intro for a porno is it?'' Play it cool, jackass. '' Excuse me Mrs. Every-student's- fantasy, But have you seen Ms. Rose and her big-bre—nice friends?'' then moving to the side of the elevator to let her pass.

''I have no time for idle talk but if you must know.'' Glynda closed the elevator doors and before it completely shut ''Dorm 1-B''

Deadpool turned around and smiled under his mask. ''She's TOTALLY into me.'' What made you think that?. ''Trust me, Highmoon. A lady-killer knows.'' You're mistaking romance for actual murder again. ''Same thing. One dies, the other leaves with the dead one's heart in her hands.''. Hmm… you don't say.

30 minutes of wandering through the campus, Deadpool found a building that looked like a dorm. Or a whorehouse, he doesn't remember but either way it wouldn't hurt to try. Walking down a hall-way he came across another beauty. ''Must be my lucky day''. Her clothes were light brown and her navel was exposed. She wore a beret and her strut was overflowing with confidence and grace.

Deadpool struck a pose against a window and when she passed by he spoke ''Excuse me, but do you know where umm. Dorm 1-B is?''. The girl stopped and faced him ''Down the hall then take a left.'' Before he could reply, 3 more students came after her. A large one with a giant sword on his back, a girl with bunny ears and one with white-eyes and orange hair. Deadpool couldn't speak until they left. ''Are we on cocaine? Or meth?'' Right now?. No, I don't think so.

Down the hall then take a left. There were numbered doors on each side of the hall-way. This must be dorm 1-B.

Inside the newly established team RWBY's room was a slight commotion because Ruby decided an army wake-up call was appropriate. After cheering ''BANZAI!'' in excitement the door was kicked down and revealed a slightly bloody Deadpool who had tears in his suit and a few bullet holes in his chest. ''FINALLY!'' Teenagers get flustered so easily these days, I mean we just saw them changing. Big deal.

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