SO SO SO-O-O Sorry for the long wait.
School's more harder than i thought
I have no idea how i'm gonna keep continuing this story so...
The final chapter of Dang O' Ponies. Please enjoy it!
Twilight's Library
Twilight and Hank were busy reading books when all of a sudden Spike came in and burped out a scroll.
Hank was used to seeing that.
Twilight read the scroll and smiled.
"Princess Celestia is coming to visit!"
Hank smiled.
"I'll be damned. I'll finally meet that mare Bill wouldn't shut up about."
Twilight nodded.
"It says she wants to meet you, Dale, Boomhauer, Kahn, Cotton, and Bill."
"SHE WANTS TO MEET ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E! ?" Bill said as he suddenly appeared in front of Twilight and Hank, surprising them both.
Hank rolled his eyes. "Oh God"
The next day
Twilight's Library
Hank, his friends, Kahn, Cotton, the Mane 6, Spike, and Applejack's family were waiting for Princess Celestia.
Kahn groaned.
"This redneck pony probably not even come..."
"It's 'will probably not come' Mr. Kahn"
Kahn turned around and gasped, along with Hank, Dale, Cotton, Boomhauer, and Bill.
Bill screamed like a Japanese schoolgirl. "OH MY GOD! IT'S PRINCESS CELESTIA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"
Princess Celestia laughed. "You must be Bill, the brony."
She looked over to Bill's friends.
"And you must be Hank Hill, Dale Gribble, Cotton Hill, Kahn Souphanousinphone, and Jeff Boomhauer"
Boomhauer, the ladies' man, was blushing, much to Kahn amusement.
Twilight bowed to her mentor.
"So what brings you here?"
Celestia frowned. This was more harder than she thought.
"I...came here to give some bad news"
Everypony looked surprised and worried.
Celestia looked over to Hank and his friends.
"You are all aware, except for Cotton, how you got here?"
Dale nodded.
"Sure. Our world ended."
Celestia nodded.
"Because your God started a rapture."
Bill was surprised.
"Wow"
Celestia bit her lip.
"However, your God now regrets destroying your world so..."
"...He's bringing us back from the dead?" Hank interrupted with a shocked look on his face.
Celestia slowly nodded.
Hank lowered his head.
Dale gulped.
Bill let out a tear.
"Jesus Christ" Boomhauer muttered.
Kahn just shook his head.
"Your fucking kidding me" Cotton muttered.
Everypony all had shocked looks on their face.
"I'm sorry" Celestia whispered.
She looked at Cotton.
"You get to stay, since you died before the rapture"
Cotton lowered his head and angrily let a tear out.
Hank, who was actually crying, spoke up.
"When do we leave?"
Celestia answered back sadly.
"Now"
Bill whispered, "Can we say our goodbye?"
Celestia slowly nodded.
Hank walked up to Twilight and Spike.
"Well, bye, I guess. Damn, I'm not good at this"
Twilight and Spike hugged Hank, to his surprise.
"That's OK" Twilight said.
"We'll miss you!" Spike said.
Dale walked up to Rainbow Dash.
"Ummmmm..."
Rainbow Dash smiled and nudged Dale's shoulder.
"Goodbye, Rusty Shackleford"
Dale couldn't help but laugh.
Bill walked up to a sad Pinkie Pie.
"Goodbye Pinkie Pie. Oh come on! Where's the happy Pinkie I knew?"
Pinkie Pie was still sad.
Bill smiled.
"Did I tell you the time when Hank's gender was female on his license"
Hank glared at Bill, who just smiled nervously.
Pinkie couldn't help but laugh her flank over that.
Boomhauer walked up to Rarity.
"Well man dang o good bye i guess"
Rarity kissed Boomhauer on the cheek.
"Good bye Mr. Boomhauer"
Bill looked envious.
"Lucky bastard. Got kissed by Rarity"
Kahn walked up to Fluttershy.
"Good bye Fluttershy. Don't let rednecks get to you"
Fluttershy couldn't help but giggled.
"Good bye Mr. Super Phone"
"Souphanousinphone" Kahn corrected as he hugged her.
Hank walked up to Cotton.
Cotton looked the other way. "God damnit"
"Good bye Dad."
"Good bye Colonel" Dale replied.
"Take good care of the ponies" Bill begged.
Cotton sighed and said what he couldn't believe we would say.
"Goodbye son" as he hugged Hank.
Applejack and her family walked up walked up.
"We'll miss you Hank Hill"
Hank smiled.
"You got Big Mac with you to remind you"
Everypony, even Big Macintosh and Cotton, started to laugh.
Hank and his friends walked up to Celestia.
They all nodded.
Celestia's started to glow.
Hank and his friends waved one last time.
"Yup"
"Yup"
"Yup"
"Mmm hmm"
"Yeah"
A white light suddenly appeared and got bigger and bigger.
Hank suddenly woke up.
He looked at his alarm clock.
12:01 AM
Hank sighed and went back to sleep.
"Yup"
"Yup"
"Mmm hmm"
Hank Hill, Bill Dauterive, and Jeff Boomhauer replied.
They were outside Hank's house, sipping beer.
A few minutes later, they noticed someone in a radioactive suit coming out of Dale's house.
"Oh God" Hank muttered after realizing who it was:
Dale Gribble.
The suited man came to the guys and took out his mask.
Dale sighed. "I guess the world really didn't end"
Boomhauer smiled and tossed Dale a beer. "Dang o its alright Gribble man"
Dale joined with the guys and started to drink beer.
Kahn came out of his house to take out the trash.
"Hey Kahn! Wanna a beer?" Bill shouted.
Kahn shrugged. "Why not?"
Kahn joined with the guys and started to drink beer.
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"Hey Bill" Hank said.
"Yeah?" Bill answered.
"You got some My Little Pony CDs we can watch?"
Dale, Boomhauer, and Kahn looked happy.
Bill smiled. "DO I? ! ? !"
He ran to his house, followed by his friends.
This day was about to be 20% cooler...
THE END
That's a wrap everypony!
Sorry i had to end it. But stay tuned for I Killed Fitty Men, Not Ponies
Until then, see ya next time!