The King: Welcome my readers to another chapter of the LOS:AME Saga. As we all know, I hate people who don't review, also this is going to continue to be a T rated story. I know I said I would turn it to M, but I don't really like to swear. I don't really count Crap, Damn, or Piss as swear words. Furthermore the only words that I know that are swears are what I think are the seven bad words. These words are:

1. The F word

2. The S word

3. The D word

4. The A word unless you add the word jack first.

5. The B word

6. The dog word

7. The other F word.

Anyway I hope you enjoy.

Chapter 4

Zomborgs, Greifers, and Apes, Oh My!

"Hmm... Something just isn't right here." Universe said.

"You can say that again, I can hear something coming down the next pipe to the left." Sky said, "Let's check it out." The team looked down the pipe and saw a figure going down a ladder and sealed the way down.

"Gentlemen, we got ourselves a griefer. Come on lets find out where he's going. He might take us to their hideout."

Meanwhile on the other side of the sewer...

"Okay I am really freaking out now, I don't know what time it is, I'm hungry, and I gotta pee!" Toby yelled.

"Calm down Toby." Captainsparklez said.

"You don't tell me to be calm! You're not getting my cookies!"

"What?"

"Just leave him alone Sparklez, he obviously has gotten the sewer madness." Bebop said.

Cynder suddenly felt a chill go down her spine and said, "Guys, I really think that there something a miss."

"It appears that you have gotten the sewer madness as well!"

"No it's not that. I can sense something bad is going to happen."

"Oh Cynder what could possibly happen?" Bebop said.

"Anything is possible Bebop, you just have to believe." Sparklez said.

"I do believe, I believe that you guys are just imagining..." Suddenly three arrows flew right by Bebop's neck and hit the wall. "...things?"

A chuckle was heard through the pipe. "What on earth was that?" Toby said.

"You will all die, except for you, dragon." A voice said while a red light appeared out of the darkness. The figure emerged out of the dark with an iron sword jumping over the team allowing them to see his cyborg-like and zombie body parts.

Bebop gasped, "The Zomborg! Cynder I apologize."

"look you can make up later, right now we need to deal with this guy." Sparklez said taking out a sword.

"Oh it isn't me you have to worry about." The Zomborg said gesturing behind them. They turned around to see two skeletons wearing iron armor and riding on cave spiders. "Face it you are out numbered."

"Numbers of mobs doesn't count, it is how much skill one has to take them out." Bebop said taking out his sword. He lunged at The Zomborg and swung his sword at him. The Zomborg back flipped out of the way and the skeletons started shooting their arrows at the team.

Toby took out his diamond sword and started deflecting the shots, Sparklez took his bow out and started shooting back at the skeletons which sadly passed right by them. The Zomborg swung his sword at Bebop meeting with his, he then took out another sword with his other hand and attacked Bebop with it as well. "Geez, this is like fighting General Grievous!"

Bebop looked other to his left to see something crawling out of the darkness and swimming through the dirty water. The figure swam though the water to where Cynder was standing on the concrete ledge. The creature jumped out of the water and snapped at Cynder. The creature was about 4 meters long and had dark green scales covered in debris and gunk.

"Whoa! Sewer gators mod! This is going to be much harder then we thought." Sparklez said.

"No more mister nice-buscus." Toby yelled taking out a potion and drinking it. Toby grabbed the tale end of a gator and swung it at the skeletons like a giant hammer breaking off all their bones and squishing the spiders. Toby turned to the zomborg and said, "Your next Zomborg! Huh!" He swung the gator at the Zomborg knocking him into the wall.

The others were shocked by what they saw. "Did you just use a..." Bebop was saying before he was interrupted by Toby saying, "...Potion of strength? Yes."

Meanwhile...

"HOW IN THE NETHER DO YOU RIDE THESE THINGS!" Steve yelled trying to hold on to the horse.

"I DON'T KNOW! JUST DON'T LET GO!" Notch said.

"WHATEVER YOU SAY NO-O-O-O-OTCH!"

"WEEEEEEEE!" Simon yelled.

"Guys we are almost to Warfang, and it doesn't look good." Spyro said.

"He's right I can see it up ahead!" Herobrine said.

"Get ready for anything people." Jeb said.

The sky turned a blood red color. Arriving at the wall outside of the city they could see smoke coming from the inside the wall and a giant hole blasted in the wall. Through the hole they could see chaos going through the streets. "What in the world is going on here?!" Steve yelled.

"That piece of hair I found was ape hair. It appears that they made it to the city. Yet how we're they able to break through this wall with ease. The city's walls have been made to withstand the ape explosives." Spyro said.

"Remember Spyro, both of our worlds have been merged, perhaps when they were able to find out about the Minecraftian explosives." Herobrine said.

"Well however they did it, the city needs our help. Come on." Steve said.

In the city apes were roaming the streets and chasing moles, dragons, and several testificates. Their were a few cheetahs being chased, but most of them were trying to fight off the apes. The guardians were busy with them however there were far too many for them to handle.

"It is not looking quite good." Cyril said.

"Dispicible, Horrific, um the uh... I'm sorry but the writer does not have a thesaurus right now." Volteer said.

"Oh please can you two not be anymore annoying while we are being invaded." Terrador said, "How did these apes get into the city anyway?"

"Uh maybe it is because they used Minecraftian explosives and blew a hole in the wall?" A voice yelled from behind the apes. Several small apes turned around only to be ambushed by a fireball exploding. This got the attention of everyone.

Smoke covered the area while several figures appeared in it. The smoke from the explosion started to clear up allowing the everyone to see the Spyro, Herobrine, Sir Creeperlot, and the Minecraftians riding on the horses. Steve cracked his fingers and said, "Okay chumps, let's do this!" Simon made the first move by jumping off his horse and lunging at the apes yelling a cry like a terrorist about to assassinate an infidel. Simon swung an axe making a deep cut on four ape and swung again making another deep cut through three other apes.

"I'm putting my money on the ape." Notch said then saying in unison with Lewis, "Which one's the ape?"

"I'm just gonna take shelter, this starting to get messy." Creeperlot said, "I really wish I had some arms."

Spyro used his earth elemental, knocking several apes against a wall. Lewis then shot arrows at the apes on the wall, striking each one dead center in the face. Jeb jumped off his horse and took out a splash potion of harming and threw it at the apes knocking a good amount of them out. Several of the apes started to flee from the battle but most of the more determined stood their ground.

Dinnerbone climbed down from his horse and yelled pointing to the top of the tower, "Hey monkey-butts! Is that a giant banana up there?" The apes turned around and looked up at the building as Dinnerbone setup some TNT and set it off backing up. "Oh I guess it was just a trick of the... YIKES WHAT'S THAT!" The apes looked back only to be blown to kingdom come. Several more apes started to runaway, but were grabbed and forced to stay by the more aggressive apes.

Steve front flipped off his horse having his new bedrock sword meet with one of the apes. The swords clashed together several times until Steve kicked his across to the side making the ape fall down. Once it was down, Steve stabbed the sword into it and pulled it back out. The once blackish-gray sword was now covered in what he believe was the last of the apes stomach, however it was nothing like the mess created by a certain dwarf who was cutting the apes down left and right without no worries, or so it seemed.

Simon was mind his own business killing off each ape, when his axe got stuck. He looked to see it hit an ape covered in a metallic armor, barely denting it. "You think you can cut me down with that? You have better luck with a pendulum." The ape chuckled.

This took Simon by surprise, "Holy (bleep), they can talk, and I don't know a pendulum even is!"

"Of course you wouldn't your dumb." The ape said.

"Oh, oh, is that how it is going to be? Hmm? Well why don't you come at me and I will give you a one way ticket to p..." That is all that he could say before the ape grabbed him and threw him across the road, slamming him into a building.

"I say, GameChap and Bertie here!" GameChap said on his horse.

"Yes!" Bertie said on his donkey or mule, whatever.

"It has been along wait fellows, but it is time for the hunt."

"Oh... the hunt. Hope you brought something that is blunt."

"Are you excited Bertie?"

"Oh yes I love a good fox hunt!"

"Oh I'm afraid that this is an primate hunt, Bertie."

"Apes?! Apes! Their every where!" Bertie said while shooting several of the apes in the head.

"Jolly good shots old boy!" GameChap said doing the same thing.

"Simon! Wake up!" Lewis yelled.

"Too weak... need... ja... fa... cake..." Simon said weakly. Lewis looked in his inventory and shoved a jaffa cake straight into Simon's gullet. Ironically Popeye the Sailor Man music came on as Simon shot up and charged for the ape that threw him.

The ape saw him coming and chuckled, "Well, well, well, back for mo... what the?" He suddenly was lifted off the ground by the dwarf and was spun around. He started to become disoriented and dizzy. He was then literally thrown out of the city by the same dwarf he threw.

Simon looked over at the other apes and yelled, "Who's next!" All of the remaining apes high tailed it out off the city in order to get away from that lunatic. "Yeah that's what I thought."

"Wow, you really know how to clear a crowd Simon." Spyro said.

"Oh this is not clearing a crowd."

"Then what is?"

Simon smiled at the dragon, twitched and gave out a sigh. "That, that is clearing a crowd."

"I don't... Oh... Simon!" Spyro said then using his fire elemental to get rid of the smell.

"Toot toot!"

Meanwhile with Sky's team...

The team reached the bottom of the of the latter into a hallway with redstone placed behind a glass wall to their left. On their right was another glass wall but with a mine cart track with mine carts with chests being push by furnace mine carts. Redstone lamps lit the way down the hallway to a wooden door.

"I take it that this was our guy." Seth said, "Oh look they are using my redstone designs."

"People, we are in the belly of the beast now, and horrors will we face behind that door?" Sky asked. The group opened the door and went through. "Holy crap, a tank full of squids!" In the center of the room was a squid tank that reached from the bottom of the room to the top and had about seven squids in it. "I hate squids."

"I know you do, but they won't bother you in there." Lox said.

"I'm not sure, that one looks dangerously familiar. He's flipping his tentacle at me."

"Dude we are not going through that again." Universe said.

"Hey guys?" Seth said nervously looking to the right, "You might wanna take a look at this."

"What is it?" Sky asked.

"Look to your right."

Everyone else look to the right and gasped. "Looks like we now know why they were stealing all that equipment."

To their right was a large window and through it stood a large missile in the middle of being built. The missile sported a nuclear symbol on the side of it.

The King: I'm waking up! I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system grow. Welcome to the new age, to the new age, welcome to the new age, to the new age.

*sees audience*

The King: Ah! Sorry I just can't get that song out of my head.

*clears throat*

The King: The bounty hunter Zomborg has been shutdown, and the apes have been kicked from Warfang... for now. But, what will become of Sky's team in this soon to be cold war, near apocalyptic, Handford nuclear power plant setting. And Yes I live in the Tri-cities. So I know a bit about what is going on at that facility. Let's just say we are cleaning up the mess we made there if you know what I mean. Hmm... maybe living so close to it, made me like that song more. Or it is nuking other nations in my trial of Rise of Nations Game. I wonder. Anyway, please review. Come on! Just type something in that stupid box. It is there for a reason. And that is to give feed back. So review! Review! REVIEW ALREADY! Good god, the radioactivity must have got to me?