The King: We're still going holy crap! Wow, talk about intense. I mean just wow. It is amazing. You people need to start reading this more often, I'm going to be doing these chapters more frequently from now on so you see all the epicness that is going to come. For those people that read the first chapter and then just stop, keep reading. People share this story as much as you can, even share the one before this one, the amount of people who are reading this have dwindle to less than a hundred. And to help me here is Shia LaBeouf.

Shia LaBeouf: DO IT! JUST DO IT!

The King: Thank you and now here is Chapter 12 of which I like to call, well I wanted to call it Doctors and Mentors Part 3 but I think it has run it's course, so I'll just call it something else.

Also it is going to be a bit shorter than usual.


Chapter 12

A Change of Plans

"Where am I? Uh... it feels like I was hit by a truck," Lox groaned and shook his head, "Wait this isn't the studio!"

"Your awake," A voice said. Lox look over to his left and saw Cynder, "What happened?"

"T-That's what I want to know," He sat up with a moan and the sound of snaps, "It hurts everything hurts. This can't be happening."

"What's happening?" Cynder asked tilting her head to the side.

"I shouldn't be here. But I am... Just... How did he do that!? I-It's impossible!"

"Lox!" Cynder said placing her paw on his shoulder.

Lox jumped back at the feeling. He stare at Cynder in silent astonishment. "Oh my god... I literally felt your sharp claws."

"Did I cut you?"

"No, I just felt you."

Cynder gave a look of confusion, "Okay what's going on. You didn't react this way before."

"Because I'm not the same Lox Cynder, I'm not the Minecraftian, not anymore."

"Not anymore?"

"Cynder, Minecraftia is a world in a computer game called Minecraft. You take control of a minecraftian character, and you can do lots of crap and stuff, but you can't feel what the character feels. But Steambath somehow pulled me through the screen through my avatar."

Cynder stared at Lox, "I'm sorry what?"

"Cynder, This Minecraft world is set to hardcore mode, which means if a minecraftian dies they aren't coming back unless you toy with the server a bit. That's how it was when I controlled my character, but now it isn't like that since I'm actually physically here. The rules are different for me now because this is literal YOLO and I.I.D.I.D."

"YOLO? I.I.D.I.D.?"

"Sorry YOLO means, You only live once. And I.I.D.I.D. means, If I die, I die."

Cynder suddenly figured out what he ment,"Oh... That's not good."

"No Minecrafter is safe if that griefer has the ability to do that. The nuke is the least of our problems now."


Meanwhile...


"Dwarfs log: 867-5309. We've began our mission forward to liberate the laboratory filled with my Jaffas from the despicable intrusion of the locus from the twisted unknown that are intending to blast us back to the stone age with there enormous hammer." Simon announced as he was carried by the young ender dragon.

Lewis said, "Is the startrek captains log necessary."

"Lewis the time to act now, no longer am I a sludge ball against the window of justice, so it is as important as this. HIT IT!"

*Music A-Team theme*

"Seriously Simon!"

"Lewis," Spyro said carrying him, "Just be lucky I talked some of the others dragons I know into helping you guys get to the labs. I don't think we could have lasted on foot."

"Yeah what Spyro said," Sparx said, "But to be honest I would've pick a better team. I mean doesn't that one still have a crush on you." Sparx gestured over to the pink dragoness.

"Ember stopped that weeks ago Sparx."

Ember blushed carrying GameChap, "Actually even though my heart is for Flame, I still have a small crush on you, but now I know it's just because I like you as a close friend."

"Oh... uh... thanks Ember. By the way where is Flame?"

Ember looked behind her, "He was carrying Bertie awhile ago."

*DJ stop Sound effect*

"Oh dear," Spyro and GameChap said in unison.

"What? What's wrong?" A explosion could be heard in the distance behind them, "Oh... that's what you mean. Sorry but I just want to make sure that Flame is okay."

"I'm certain he's fine lass, but if you so desire we can check," GameChap said, "Simon would you mind..."

Simon sighed, "Fine, we'll take five so you can go back. God you guys are lazy."

"So is your mother," Sparx said.

"Spot on Sparx," Lewis said as they landed. Ember and GameChap turned back.

"I'll have you know my mother was a beautiful hardworking woman," Simon said.

"Relax beardy it was just a joke," Sparx said, "It's not like I made fun of your grandma or anything like that."

"Yeah yeah yeah whatever I just to get to the labs before doomsday."

"We'll get there Simon just be patient, besides do you even know what we are going to do when we get there?" The young enderdragon asked.

"Weren't any of you listening to me several chapters ago?" Simon asked in return.

"Not really, all I heard was just loud babbling," Spyro answered.

EARLIER...

"WE ARE GOING TO GROUP AROUND THE EASTERN BOARDER! ONCE THERE WE PREFORM A DIRECT FORCED SWEEP ASSULT ON THE ENEMY, BLAST THE WALL, AND TAKE THAT HILL BEFORE THEY HAVE TIME TO REACT! AT THAT POINT WE MOW DOWN THE REMAINING MALITIA AND ASSASSINATE THE INSURECTIONIST! ANY QUESTIONS? ERRR... TIME'S UP! MOVE OUT!"

BACK TO THE PRESENT...

"But that's how a general is suppose to talk."

"No," Lewis said, "That's the voice a psycho maniac who treats Jaffas like nicotine from a fag. Sorry readers but that is what we call cigarette in the UK."

"Lewis I've haven't one in days, let me not remind who destroyed our Jaffa factory before we created Hole Diggers Inc.?"

"Really your bringing that up right now. That wasn't my fault I didn't know that small rocket could make that such damage."

"Well... if your so smart, give me a plan better than gorilla warfare."

"Gorilla warfare?" Spyro asked.

"It's the most common form of fighting for dwarfs," Lewis answered, "And that will just get us killed. They have our technology."

"Yes Lewis they have our technology, but not Sips Co.'s," Simon said.

Lewis stared at Simon with his eyes widening, "You're not serious thinking about that are you."

"Lewis those griefers stole our tech, the only way to take care of them is to become one of them."

"We are not robbing Sips Co. But... we could form a temporary alliance."

"Lewis we're not doing that. It's just as fair we steal from them as they have stole from us."

"Simon we are not going to steal anything! Sips Co. will help us Simon. Just because we are in a cold war pact with each other doesn't mean we can't still help each others problems."

Sparx sigh, "Lewis you are no fun for him."

"Sparx just stay out of this, I'm not in the mood to have three annoyances."

"Three?"

"I think he counts Bertie," Spyro said as he looked over his shoulder seeing Ember and GameChap coming back with Flame, "Speaking of which... it took you guys long enough. Sorry Flame for got to tell you, Bertie is a little disaster prone."

"Don't mention it," Flame said, "I figured it out already."

"By the way where is he?"

"I say it is quite roomy in here than I thought," A voice muffled in Flame's stomach.

"OH (BLEEP)! YOU (BLEEPIN) VORED THE GUY!"

"Don't worry he's in the storage stomach. I just put him in there so he doesn't cause a spontaneous explosion again."

"What if he's causing explosions in there?"

"Is that why he keeps burping Smoke?" Ember asked.

Flame sighed, "Well at least he isn't that much of a problem now."

"Plus it's much more comfortable in here," Bertie muffled, "Just remember to let me out at the Labs."

"Actually there is a change of plans, we're not going to the Labs yet," Lewis said.

"We are going to preform a heist," Simon said.

"No we're not, we're going to get help from Sips Co."

"You mean were going to help our selves at Sips Co."

"Simon for the last time we are not robbing them!"

"Listen Lewis I don't care the plan is to steal their technology so we can get back ours, and there is no way you are changing..."


One minute later...


"Now like I said we are going to get help from Sips Co.," Lewis said.

"Did you hear that?" Ember asked.

"Yeah yeah now leave me alone," Simon muffled. He sighed and laid back against the stomach wall, "Huh Bertie right this does feel a bit comfortable."

"Is it just me or are these Chapters just getting weirder and weirder?" Sparx asked.

"Sparx it is best not to question why," Spyro said.


The King: Well that is enough for now! Review, please review.