The King: Let's see. What have I done so far.
List of Things:
Herobrine into an Enderdragon
Zombie Giant attack
unimportant fight scene
Legendary prophecy
Zombie Tranformation
Slender
Shadow of Israphel tie in
Jeb and Dinnerbone
Bounty hunters
Griefers
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Notch Stepping down
Bill Gates
Random Secret of Monkey Island joke
Nonfatal Vore Scene
Secret conspiracy implementation
Breaking the fifth wall
The King: Wow that is a lot of crap, and we haven't even gotten to the dragon sex scene yet.
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Chapter 13
Corporate Collaboration
Steve was up against another Dummy this time with a sword. He and the dummy were both carrying a shield. The dummy charged forward. Steve stood his ground. The dummy swung it's sword at Steve. Steve raised his shield blocking the blow and pushing the dummy back, then swung his sword. His met with the dummy's and made a clang. Steve circled himself around the dummy using the sword as an anchor (or something like that), release he sword from the dummies and made a quick 180 swing at the dummies weak lower area. The dummy fell apart.
"Well done Steve, well done," Bill said while clapping, "Notch was right about you. You learn quickly."
"Thanks."
"I just have one more test for you, and it is not going to be with a dummy. I want to make sure that you are built for this world in a way the dragons are. For this one we need to do it at the top of the tower. I'm going to teach you how to fly."
"Fly?! Bill I don't have wings how the heck am I suppose to do that?"
Bill chuckled, "You'll see when we get up there."
"Steve?" Jeb said coming into the training room.
"Yeah?" Steve said.
"The Guardians think they found the next location and they aren't particularly happy about it."
*Transition*
"The Flameberge is somewhere in Concurrent Skies. We aren't aware how that mole was able to get there but we did know of a civilization that live in that place," Cyril said, "However I wish that we could just forget about that place after what has happened."
"What happen there?" Steve asked.
"Cynder happened," Terrador said, "When her egg was taken from the dragon temple, the moment she hatched she was corrupted by Malefor's dark power. Causing her to grow prematurely into adult form where she would be at full strength to bring darkness over the world. During this time she made this location her base of operations."
"So the sword is in a place where there is darkness, crystals, and towering pillars," Herobrine said, "This sounds all too familiar."
"Even so, the area is abandoned since Spyro was able to knock her out of her trance, but I digress that place might have been rediscovered by Malefor. He may just have alerted Ender about it."
"Your right, I don't think we're going to be able to sneak into that place like we did at the Swamp with that blockade," Steve said, "Do we still have any of that invisibility potion left?"
"No, Simon and Lewis took the rest for their mission," Jeb said.
"Damn it... well I guess we could just force our way through. Not the best of plans but it's the only thing we got."
"We would assist you in traveling there, but we have to fortify the city," Terrador said.
"Then it looks like I have two more students," Bill said.
"What now?" Jeb asked.
"He apparently is going to teach us how to fly on our own," Steve said.
"That's ridiculous, you have no wings," Cyril said.
"Exactly, that's the catch. It isn't technically flying more like gliding," Bill said.
"Wait Bill that feature is not even complete yet," Jeb said, "Implementing it now would..."
Bill gave him a death glare, "Jeb, who owns Mojang?"
Jeb looked at the ground, "... you sir."
"Then get those wings and meet me up on the roof. We've no time to lose."
"Fine... it's just a bad idea though..."
Meanwhile...
"Guy's thing seem to be speeding up faster than anticipated," Peculier said, "Israphel is scheduling the ceremony tonight."
"WHAT!?" Dave yelled.
"No, just no," Paul said. (Was that the blaze's name? I forget.)
"This isn't good, the war is about to happen earlier," Brian said.
"And that's not all, I've been checking on Ender's... surveillances... and some research after seeing what happened at the lab."
"You found something?"
"Yeah it's something about that thing that Steambath said. Do you think that we can trust Gates?"
Brian stared in silence with mouth open, "... uh... I've heard of him and his accomplishments, but... Gates... I'm not that sure..."
"Yeah taking the fact he is a very powerful owner of a company... he has some sort of... thing with buying out people," Paul said, "I feel like since he bought out Mojang, things might turn south."
"How can you tell?" Brian asked.
"Before I was a Minecrafter... I was only a Nintendo enthusiast. I played games like Mario, Zelda, and Pokémon. The thing is one of Nintendo's second party companies, known as Rareware, was by far the most successful company in the mid 90's to the early new millennia."
"Say no more, I know where your going with this."
"So what are we going to do?" Dave asked.
"We're going to have to look pass this Gates thing right now. Daisy's fate is more important. Is our escape route ready?"
"Ready and waiting."
"Then tonight we show Israphel an old friend."
Meanwhile...
"Well here we are," Lewis said. They stood in front a large building that looked like a mall of some sort, the words Sips Co. were mounted above the entrance, "Huh... I guess they remodel the place."
"Okay guys let them out," Spyro said turning to Ember and Flame. Flame and Ember gagged and spit out Bertie and Simon, "So how was your stay?"
"Fine but don't a review anytime soon," Simon said getting up, "Just give me a towel."
"Sorry don't have one."
"Uh... figures... Hopefully Sips has one I can borrow." They enter the front door and found themselves in a waiting room, at the end of room was a information desk with a familiar people sitting at it. They approached, "Hey Sjin, How've you been? You don't have to answer."
Sjin just stared at Simon's spit drenched face.
"Anyway um... do you have a towel I can borrow and is..."
"Sips here?" Sjin interrupted grabbing a roll of nearby paper towels and handing them to Simon, "I'm sorry he is currently busy at the moment."
"But we need to have a meeting with him!" Simon said drying off.
"Well you're just going to have to come back tomorrow."
"Sjin we need to see him now it's urgent!" Lewis said.
"How urgent?"
"Lets just say that if you don't Sips Co. Minecraftia, might be wiped off the face of the map."
"And how can you be so sure of that?" Sjin said drinking a glass of water.
"Because Yoglabs was hijacked, and a nuke is being built!"
Sjin sprayed at Simon, "WHAT!?"
"(Bleep) I just got the dragon spit off me," Simon whined.
"WHAT THE (bleep)!"
"We need your guy's help if we are ever going to stop it!" Lewis yelled.
Sjin got out from behind the desk, "I'll take you to Sips."
*Transition*
"You're telling me that you had nuclear missile ready to go all this time!" Sips said sitting at his desk.
"No, no, no... we just had the technology and the labs were hijacked. The missile is being built as we speak," Simon said.
"I can't believe this. A nuke? This is Minecraft, not Call of Duty or TF2."
"Well that's mods and command blocks for you," Lewis said.
"So You, Simon, and half-barber shop quartet want my help eh?"
"I say!" GameChap said.
"Bugger!" Bertie said.
"Well them and four dragons," Spyro said.
Sips stared, "Is that Spyro the Dragon."
"Yes... and if we don't do something about this nuke it is going to blow up both worlds," Lewis said.
"Hmm... Okay I'll help you."
"Yes!" Simon said.
"On one condition."
"I want Yoglabs to be renamed under the Sips Co. brand."
"GOOD BYE!" Simon said turning to leave.
Lewis grabbed him, "Oh no you don't."
"Awe... but Lewis he's our rival and Yoglabs is all we have left here in Minecraft."
"Simon it's either this, or we go to HatFilms."
"Ugh... okay take the labs. I didn't like them anyway."
The King: WOO! First chapter of 2016! WOO! Get ready for Chapter 14 and 15 people cause they are going to be doozies! Please Review and forget that I ever mentioned a sex scene. Cause I never mentioned it. Nope never did, cause I didn't.
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