The King: Welcome dear readers, today we witness the chapters all twenty of you have been waiting for. Blood, Guts, Sex, Everything, and the kitchen sink! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! As you can clearly tell that I am off all my medication. It has been a long hard trudge to get here and many of the readers have left but they're lost as they don't get the read the graphic display that is about to transpire. But who the fuck cares what they think, this is the internet damn it. So get your favorite metal CD, Cassette, MP3, 8 track, Vinyl Record, whatever ear orgasm music making device you have because this entire chapter will be doused in red goo, mush, and some weirdo's disembodied head that gets crushed under a foot. Who's foot? I don't know. Probably Simons. Anyway... blood, blood, blood, blood, blood.

Heavy: So much blood. The King owns nothing.

Chapter 17

Three Front War Part 2

Never Give Simon a Chainsaw

"Pathetic namby-pamby that Lox is," Steambath said sitting a large swivel chair in an office behind a desk facing out a window toward the missile, "That shrew has no idea what he and those friends of his are toying with. They won't be able to with stand what is soon to happen."

Doom barged through the doors of the office and breathing heavily, "Sir!"

Steambath shook and growled under his breath still facing out the window, "What blasphemous reason have you to muscle your way in here?"

"Sorry about the door sir," Doom said trying to catch his breath, "but there has been a sudden change of plans from Ender."

"If this about that female dragoness, tell him we are almost ready to do the transfer."

"It has nothing to do with the dragon sir, it's about the missile."

"What about it?"

"He wants it launched by morning."

Steambath quickly swirled around his chair to face him, "WHAT!? He wants it done now! The invasion isn't until three more days!"

"Due to current events he wants it done now."

"Well why now?"

An alarm began to ring out throughout the Labs. A robotic voice was heard on the louds speakers saying, "Intruder alert, saboteurs in the base!"

"That's why."

Steambath grabbed a remote on the desk and pressed a button making a screen appear. Images of numerous areas of the labs appeared on it, "Sabotaging hooligans in the base!? Just who..."

"Intruders found, Identifying," The screen stopped on a image of the labs entrance which had a hole blown in it and several figures in the lobby, "Unable to complete full identification. Identification of Simon (Honeydew), Lewis (Xephos), GameChap, BertieChap, Sjin, Sips, Enderdragon #64. Three dragon-like figures not in database."

"They're back. That pesky rodent lead them here!" Steambath looked at the unknown figures then turned back to Doom, "And that purple dragon is with them. Get a team together and begin transport of that black dragoness."

"Now sir?"

"Yes, She's precious cargo to him."

"I know but, now?" Doom pointed at the screen "What about the purple dragon. Isn't he trying to get his hands on him too?"

"Of course!" He then proceeded to give out a hysterical crazy laugh, opened a drawer on the desk, and took out a key. He then sighed and gave the key to him while said, "Once you have her in the unit, lead her through the facility to the teleporter, grab the purple one's attention, trick him into getting caught in the teleporter, then send them packing to Ender. He'll be thrilled to see that we caught and sent both."

Doom nodded and lied, "It will be done ASAP sir." Doom then turn to the door.

Suddenly a griefer barged through the door grabbing both their attention, "Sir, we have a situation."

"I know you insolent dog," Steambath yelled, "The intrusion will be dealt with!"

"No, no, sir this is about the other intruders, the ones that we caught when that hamster escaped," the griefer said. Doom remained silent, moved around the griefer, and opened the door.

"What about them?"

"They're gone, they escaped."

"What!? How is that even..." His attention was taken by door slamming, "... wait... Computer check the file of griefer that just left."

"Checking..." The screen only came up with an image from a security cam, "File not found, griefer not in database."

Steambath jumped, turn, pushed down the griefer, "Out of my way!"

He opened the door and looked down the hall to see Doom zipped around a corner. "Get back here you rogue!" Before the chase music could start a loud bang came from behind him and something into the back of his head. He turned back around to see steam coming out of a pistol being held by the griefer.

The griefer chuckled, "I honestly thought it would kill you."

"Computer?" Steambath asked while staring at him.

"File not found." Steambath jump at the griefer knocking him to the ground and dug his hand into his face and began to pull its player through it.

"I'm done playing around," He pulled and threw himself of the griefer and on to the floor. Sitting back up he found a Guy Fawkes mask in his hand. He then glared at the griefer getting back up. Steambath growled, and not the usual regular growl you expect him to make, it was more animal like and deep, "You..."

The griefer stood looking at him then blurted in a high pitch tone , "Bye bye," then dashed for the door, only to see it shut on him and turn into an iron door. He turned around to see Steambath standing, a scowl on his face with one of eyes twitching.

"So you and your little network of hackers have been here this entire time, I should've known. Too bad I'm not playing on one of your average PCs. Infact..." He began to walk toward the griefer, eyes turning pitch black entirely, "... I'm not playing on one at all."

Merely a few minutes ago at the entrance of the yoglabs...

*Explosion*

From the hole came Simon waving his shotgun, He turns to see a griefer that was knocked out by the blast. Running over he picked him up, shook him awake, and yelled, "Where are they! Where the fuck are they!"

"They're in a room two levels up!" The griefer cried.

Simon threw him over the lobby desk, hitting an alarm button which rang out through the facility. Simon then proceeded to run down the hall across from the entrance. "Don't worry my precious, daddy's coming!"

"Oh for Pete sake," Lewis said, "That guy really needs to cut back on those Jaffas!"

"More likely we should hit him with a tranquilizer and be done with it," Sips said.

"You can say that again. You, Sjin, and the ender dragon check the hall down the left. The Chaps and I will check out what's down the right hall. Spyro, you and your friends follow that lunatic and make sure he doesn't kill himself... again..."

"Again?" Sparx asked as the dragons started in that direction.

"It's a long story. Just go after him, and be careful this place reconfigures itself if under attack."

"Oh obviously," spark said following the dragons.

"Find as many hostages as you can and escort them to the labs emergency bunker."

"Where's that?" Sjin asked.

"I don't know, when the intruder alarm goes off the maps are useless until the threat is taken care of. Just find it and lead everyone you find there."

Meanwhile following the crazy maniac with a chainsaw...

Note: for best telling of this scene read in the voice of Gilbert Godfrey.

Music - GaMetal Cover of Brainiac Maniac - Plants vs Zombies

Simon turned down a hallway finding five griefers posted behind barriers and ducts, "Hello fucks!"

The griefers pointed their weapons at the dwarf. "Out of the many things you griefers do you made one mistake... You got too close to my Jaffas!"

The dwarf dashed forward toward the blockade of griefers, screaming a war cry of what sounded like Tom getting hurt in Tom & Jerry. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The griefers fire at the dwarf. Simon rolled, flung out his shotgun, jumped over the first barrier landing on the griefer behind it, and unload a fist full of lead into its face leaving nothing but a hole revealing a skull with bleeding eye sockets. He crushed what was left of its head with his foot.

The King: See what did I tell you?

The dwarf pick up the body and used it as a human shield blocking the bullets. Suddenly firing stopped and the griefers began to reload. Simon threw the lifeless corpse at two griefers behind the next barrier knocking the rifles out of their hands. Simon kicked the guns away and revved up his chainsaw. He then charged at a griefer behind one of the ducts. The dwarf dug the blades of the saw into the crotch of the griefer before it could even point its weapon at the maniac, the only thing it could do was give a frozen expression of pain on its face. Slowly the dwarf raise his saw, as it splattered the blood onto the dwarf until it fell in two. He turned the last griefer in the hall who was shaking at its knees.

The dwarf simply said, "Boo." The griefer took off screaming down the hall and turned at the intersection only to turn back around to the dwarf as another griefer in a mech armed with a spiked metallic shield and a grenade launcher. Simon sliced the freaked out griefer at the waist and turned to the mech.

Spyro, Sparx, Flame, and Ember appeared from hall behind him seeing the two griefers that Simon knocked down had gotten up and were about to blindside him. Spyro shot an ice spike at the griefers nailing their torsos against the ducts before they could jump Simon. "Take cover!" Simon yell jumping behind one of the ducts avoid the explosion by one of the grenades, however the impact knocked Spyro back a few yards being unprepared for the blast.

Flame and Ember got behind one barriers then looking back at Spyro while Sparx just kept in the far back. Spyro shook his head and looked back up to see that Ember was trying to say something, but he could only hear a high pitch tone. He then saw the next grenade coming and this time jumped out of the way of it and landed behind Flame's barrier.

By now his hearing was starting to comeback and could flame say, "Spyro are you all right."

"Uhh..." Spyro sigh, "I'm fine he just made me deaf for a second, that blast would've done more if I didn't have this new armor."

The three dragons ducked as another grenade came from the mech and exploded on one of the barriers. "I don't suppose you have a plan take that walking piece of metal out do you?" Ember asked.

When the smoke died down Spyro shot a fireball at the mech exploding on impact but it was still standing. Peaking out from the duct Simon said, "Well that didn't work." The mech shot another grenade this time at Simon who hid back behind the duct. The grenade exploded against the duct, destroying it, and launching Simon at and knocking against Ember's barrier. The mech shot another grenade at Simon. Ember grabbed him by her teeth and pulled him over before it exploded.

The mech shot another grenade at the dragons. Ducking again Spyro said, "This time all at once." Spyro gave a count down with his claws. When it reached zero the dragons all shot a fire ball at the mech creating a bigger explosion than before, but the mech was still standing although it was damaged this time.

Simon looked and ducked, "Is that the best fire that you can make?"

"Oh I'm sorry," Ember said, "Would you rather go back into my stomach?"

"You do realize I have a chainsaw right?"

"Guys! Stay focused, It looks like it will go down in the next shot." Spyro said, "Ready, three, two, one..."

Suddenly something exploded on the side of the mech causing it to stagger then was knocked down by another explosion until it... fell through the floor and came out through a wall? Around the corner came Sky, Jason, Seth, Bebop, CaptainSparklez, and Toby. As soon as CaptainSparklez saw Simon he said, "Well look who it is guys, the Jaffa Cake Monster."

"What the bloody hell are you guys doing here?" Simon asked.

"We were investigating the griefing going on in New Block, and it lead us here. But we got captured. Fortunately and oddly a member of anonymous under cover broke us out. Turns out this guy Steambath is building some kind of nuke."

"Yeah we heard, I think we'll need... all the help... we..." He looked at Sky and Jason, "... wait... you guys have Sky and Jason, but where's Lox?"

"He kind of made Steambath pretty mad and locked him elsewhere with Cynder," Toby answered.

The very second Toby said that name, Spyro charged at him, got on his hind legs, tensed, dug into Toby's shoulders, shook him, and yelled, "WHAT!? CYNDER'S HERE!? YOU JOKING RIGHT!? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Toby stared at him for a second before saying, "You must be Spyro, Hi I'm Toby."

"Hi. BUT CYNDER IS HERE!? WHERE!?"

"Well I could tell you if you would take your claws out of me and calm down."

Spyro eased up a bit and took a breath. He let go of Toby and got back on all fours. "Okay... Now tell me."

"Cynder... is in the next scene!"

Doom arrived at the cell Cynder and Lox was locked in. He saw two griefers guarding the door. He approached, "Steambath has ordered to begin transport of the dragoness." The griefer on the left took out a muzzle and a lead, the other cocked his shotgun. They allowed him to unlock the door.

Lox heard them outside, "Looks like it's time up for any help. It'll take a miracle to get out now."

The door opened, Doom enter the room and pin Lox to the wall, "Stay down fleshy, were moving her." The two other griefers entered the cell and began preparing Cynder for transport.

"Not that I have any choice in the matter."

"I'm here to bust you guys out," Doom whispered quickly glancing at the two griefers then turned back to Lox, "Just play along and don't get killed."

"She's ready to go," One of the griefers said.

Doom turned around to see the muzzle on Cynder and her tail and legs tied up, and said as he was walking to the cell door, "Excellent, let's all get her to the unit."

"What about him?" The other griefer gestured to Lox.

"Him? Pfft... What's he going to do. He has no inventory, he has no diamond pick, he doesn't even have this." He flashed the key in his face, "All he can do is sit in here and rot like the waste of flesh he is."

"Heh... Yeah he's nothing but a sack of shit now," the griefer giggled.

"But just incase, I'll keep the gun pointed at him," Doom said, "May I?"

"Of course," Giving him the shotgun.

"Thank you," Doom cocked the gun, shot him in his face, cocked it again, and finished off the other one, "Oh did I say thank you? I'm sorry, I meant to say fuck you."

"Wow..."

Doom handed Lox a knife, said, "Cut her loose and get out of here. I got battle to get to," then stormed out of the cell and down the hall.

Lox got down to Cynder and helped take off her muzzle. Once the muzzle was off, she breathed and said, "Huh... Well that guy seems nice."

To be Continued...

The King: Again... sorry this took so long to come out everyone. I'm trying to squeeze as much as I can into these last chapters. I'm still working on something else. I really wish I could give you guys a little incentive for waiting this long.

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Wait... maybe I can...

Here I'm going to show you the unfinished chapter 6 of the canceled LOS: Dragon of Courage. Enjoy. Oh and remember to review!

The King: Been too long, let's do this. I own nothing.

Chapter 6

Title Name Undecided

"A dragon!"

"That what I overheard." Cyril said, "What an odd coincidence it is. Being able to undergo a transformation like this."

"They can't Cyril. According to several tomes, humans aren't able to turn from warm blooded to cold blooded that easily nor do they even have that ability." Terrador said, "Unless..."

"Unless? Unless what?"

"The happening of this is so sudden Cyril. This is a normal transformation. Fetch Volteer we need to have a meeting."

A few minutes later...

"Now Volteer, we've gained some information on the human."

"It would seem that the human is transforming into a dragon."

"A dragon?" Volteer said, "From human to a dragon, I... a... how familiar."

"You know of something like this happening Volteer?"

"Perhaps, I remember that there is one mythic tale about human turning to a dragon. Though most records of it have been lost for eons, there is still one place where there is still information about it. Luckily I know where it is."

"Show us."

Meanwhile...

"I have to say this is a pretty neat place. It certainly has a unique style of architecture."

"They were built for us dragons, that's why the city is called Warfang, well part of the reason it is." Spyro said.

"No to be rude and all, but I always thought dragons lived in caves."

"Well some of us still do that. It really isn't that comfortable though."

"That's understandable. My kind didn't take it lightly to sleep in a jagged cave either."

We turned down a road, "

And it kind of just ends there... sadly...

Well see you next time...