The King: Quicker back than expected? Surprised you didn't I? This is the chapter where the fighting goes from shit, to HOLY SHIT! Well let's get on with it. Remember this chapter was directed by Michael Bay and I own nothing.

Chapter 18

The Three Front War Part 3

The Battle

2 hours before the gong hitting...

Markus pulled his car into a parking garage. It was a cold and rainy night. Once he parked he looked over to the building adjacent to the garage. He took out a piece of paper with the location on it and looked around the area. This was definitely the place he was asked to come to. Only a single window of the building was lit. "That must be the meeting place." He came out of the garage and enter the building's lobby got in the elevator hitting the button to take him to the correct floor. As the elevator began to ascend he began to think.

'Okay, I don't know who these guys really are, but they said to expect them. The only people who say something like that would be part of the hacking group anonymous. With personal experience I can't trust hackers, but on the other hand they know what going on with my account. Is this really Microsoft's work,' He sighed, 'These guys better have a good reason for bringing me out here.'

The doors opened into a dark hallway with glowing arrows pointed across the floor and down it. Markus followed them leading to a door. Light could be seen emerging out the bottom. Markus took a breath and turned the handle opening it. His eyes widen when he saw who were inside.

Back to the present in the labs...

*Music: Burning through Space 2 OST - Battle with the Aliens*

Bullets zoomed through the corridor. Lewis and GameChap were behind a corner out of the path of fire. Lewis blasted a rocket the corner guiding it with the laser. Bullets knocked against the launcher messing up the trajectory making the rocket explode against the wall.

"Damn it! Not again," Lewis said, "We need a diversion."

"Bertie old boy," GameChap said, "I say, we could use one of those boomerangs anytime now."

"A little preoccupied chap!" Bertie yelled.

"DESTROY! DESTROY!" A killer robot announced, currently being held back by Bertie and trying to position an arm cannon to Bertie's head. Bertie kicked against the robot body. A hot blade of plasma emerged from the other arm of the robot and readied a swing.

"DESTROY! DESTROY!"

"Eeek!" Bertie slipped between the legs of the bot and got behind him dodging the blade. The robot's body turned and shot at the tights wearing dark knight who jumped out of the way.

"DESTROY! DESTROY!"

"I can't stop this thing! How do I stop this thing!"

"Hold on just keep its back pointed towards me." Lewis aimed the launcher on to the bots back and fired. Bertie braced himself as the robot exploded. He let his guard down and took out a Bert-erang and threw it around the corner where it landed and blew up causing smoke to blind the firing griefers.

In the commotion Lewis blasted through the smoke and landed behind the griefers' defenses. He turned around and shot two griefers with the revolver. The smoke cleared up a bit and GameChap spotted a griefer through the haze and aim. Lewis turned to face a griefer about to fire on him then suddenly saw blood burst out the of the side of his head. He turned down the hall to see GameChap and gave him a double thumbs up, then signal him to come along as he enter a room that the griefers were guarding. The room was almost like something out of X-men with a terminal at the end of a platform.

"Thank god we were able to get to this room in one piece," Lewis said, "This is the lab's central information computer, it contains all the projects and mods that we have been testing and working on here. Classified and open."

"Do you reckon we might find any data on how much progress they've made on the weapon?"

"That's the plan..." Lewis said approaching the console. He brought up a screen with prompted him to input a password, "BLUEXEPHOS." The password was accepted and showed a screen containing icons of files.

"The password is your old YouTube channel name?" Bertie asked.

"Oh please. Who in the world would ever remember that?"

The King: *cough cough*

"Now lets see... Nuclear project..." Lewis scrolled through a list, "I completely forgot there was this many of them."

"Well I say, hurry and find the correct one," GameChap said watching the door, "A wave of griefer re-enforcements could be here any minute."

"I'm on it, I'm on it, I just need to figure out the name of it," Lewis browsed through the names. One caught his attention, "Oh shit, I think I just found it."

"What's it called?" GameChap asked as he and Bertie turn to him.

"Project End Game, duh," Lewis selected the project file, revealing a blueprint of the missile, "Holy crap. This has got to be the biggest missile I've ever seen. To make matters worse it isn't your run of the mill everyday North Korean nuke. No, they been filling up this monster with red matter."

"Red matter?" Bertie asked before turning back to the door, "What in the blazes is re... BLAZES?!"

"What?!" Lewis asked turning around to see four blazes entering the room. Lewis raised his launcher, "Ender must have sent some of his goons to help."

Lewis pulled the trigger, nothing happened, "Fuck I'm out! Get behind me!" GameChap and Bertie got behind Lewis as he activated the force field. The blazes began shooting fire balls at the three. The field blocking them.

Lewis started shooting the gold hovering demons with his revolver, but it wasn't killing them that fast. GameChap added more fire power with the sniper, picking off the blazes until there weren't any more. "I say, that was quite a shock. In retrospect I would expected zombies."

Lewis put lowered the field, "Look I think we both agree that we don't want to deal with any of those zombie mutants right now."

Suddenly a figure of a robot zombie broke through the ceiling and landed in front of them and said, "Then how about a zomborg?"

"Oh come on I just fought a robot!" Bertie whined. Lewis re-raised the field as the zomborg raise his weapon and fired, plasma being diverted around the field in two streams and hitting the curved walls.

GameChap took a shot at the zomborg's head only to have it ricochet off it. "Heh heh heh, your going need something a bit more powerful than that little piece off shit."

"Uh..." Lewis said quickly glancing back at the screen the back at the situation they were in, "Bertie keep it busy. Attack it in the area's between its armor."

"Nananananananannana," Bertie yelled as he leaped over the field and landing in front of the zomborg then upper cutting him the second he said, "BERTMAN!"

The zomborg the forced into a backflip and was knocked back but landed back on its feet. Lewis turned away from the fight and back to the computer along with GameChap who asked, "Mind me for finishing Bertie's question but, I say what is red matter?"

"Oh it's nothing just one of the most dangerous explosive force ever found during a Sips co. and Yoglabs arms race. The two fools were testing explosives one day so they could mine for minerals, turns out that the third one they tested opened up a black hole under their base. That is how powerful red matter is so if this thing goes off, it will eat the world."

*See Voltz episode 12: The Bomb*

"My word, how did guys stop the first one?"

"Anti-matter explosives."

"ANTI-MATTER!"

"Yeah yeah, I know it sound tom foolish. But trust me it worked." Lewis pulled up a new screen, "Lets just hope we don't have to go through that again. I'm not letting Yoglabs end up like a crater."

"So what's the plan?"

"If I know right they made a manual control panel for the missile meaning they'll launch it through that. Meaning we need to get to that missile immediately and defuel it. If its empty, It can't take off."

Bertie was holding the zomborg in a sleeper hold. GameChap yelled to him, "Bertie stop messing around with that cad and end him already." The zomborg freed is arm and fired plasma at the English gentleman. "EGADS!" He yelled jumping out of the way of the blast.

"I'm trying! The twat isn't making it easy!" Bertie cried. Suddenly the zomborg spun around faster than the wheels of a speeding train and slingshot Bertie at Lewis and GameChap knocking them down and against the computer breaking Lewis' glove or gauntlet whatever.

The zomborg approached the trio, and charged his weapon, "Don't move, you won't make it anyway."

The zomborg felt something tapping on its back. It turned to receive a blade from a dragon's tail slicing a deep cut into its face.

"CYNDER?!" Lewis said as he watched the black dragoness with a human rider on her back whip the zomborg's face.

Cynder then knocked the zomborg into the air, leaped, and kicked him toward the back of the room making him hit the curved wall. She then proceeded to land and yell, "Run," before turning around and bolting.

The trio got up and began to go after the two but not with out hearing zomborg, "Go run, but you won't win! You won't win!"

"Cynder!" Lewis yelled, "What the hell are you doing here?! The last we saw you, you were being dragged off by Israphel!"

"Well lets just say me," she gestured to the one on her back, "This guy, and a bunch of other people were investigating something and well, one thing lead to another and here we are. I'm sorry I've kind of forgot your name, Simon was it?"

"Uh no, it's Lewis, Simon's the crazy psycho with a chainsaw at the moment."

She look over at the other two following, "Who are they?"

"I say, GameChap and Bertie here!" GameChap replied.

"Yes!" Bertie said.

"Ugh..." Cynder shivered, "Please don't speak, you voice reminds me of Steambath."

"I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!"

"Bertie! Hush, heed the lady's word and pipe your gullet."

"NEVER!"

Cynder sighed and said, "Did anyone else come with you?"

"Simon, Sips, Sjin, Spyro, Fl..." Lewis said but was interrupted by Cynder suddenly stopping and turning around causing him to run into her, dropping Lox in the process.

"SPYRO! HE'S HERE!" She turned and blasted down the corridor using her wind element.

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?!" Lox yelled.

"Come on you piece of junk work," A griefer said trying to get the arms of a mech to move.

Sips ran forward and plunged the lightsaber into the glass of the mech and digging into the torso of the griefer piloting it causing the mech to fall on it's back. "I think Lewis and Simon need to work on getting these mech EMP hardened," Sips said, "Either that or stop making them altogether."

"To be frank, I didn't really think they had this many," Sjin said looking at several broken down mechs behind them, "We've must have taken out about five already."

"I'm OP as fuck with this EMP cannon."

"Don't make assumptions just yet," The mini ender dragon said, "I doubt they are only using mechs."

"Oh yeah? How much you want to bet that another idiot in a mech is going to be around the corner." Sips turned around the corner to see the Missile at the end of it being guarded by blockades of a hundred griefers controlling mounted chain gun turrets and wielding rocket launchers, "You know on second thought, never mind."

Sjin peered over his shoulder, "Holy shit, that's the biggest missile I've ever seen."

"Yeah and they've gone a little overkill protecting it. Simon and Lewis were right. If that thing goes off we can kiss Minecraftia goodbye."

"How the hell are we going to get passed them Sips?"

"Easy, we just have little endy spray some of that purple acid..."

"Actually..." The dragon said, "I can't do that. I'm not old enough."

"Curses! Thwarted by age barrier."

Sjin looked down the other side of the corridor, "Heads up we have bogies at three-o-clock."

Sips turned to see a wave of griefers charging down the corridor toward them. "Shit! Fall back! Fall Back!" The three turned around, and ran back down their corridor. Sjin quickly glanced back to see the wave completely go past them entirely.

Sjin slowed down, "Hold on they just went by us."

Sips and dragon stopped in their tracks and turned back, "Wait what?" The second they turned around Sips was knock downed from the back by someone. The dragon rammed into the figure pushing him off of Sips and pinned him against the wall. Sips got up and said, "You guys have an issue with paranoia given all that security around the missile... End him."

The dragon charged something in its mouth. "Wait wait wait!" Doom said, "I'm on your side!"

"And why should I believe that?"

"Because I was about to help my brethren attack the blockade."

"You mean the group that just charged by?" Sjin said gesturing to the corridor then seeing the group coming back down it, "What the... HOLY SHIT!" His eyes widen as he saw a tank go pass chasing after the wave of attacker.

"Let him go," Sips said. The dragon dropped the griefer, "Just one thing, why are you helping us?"

Doom got up, "Because, I'm an undercover agent, a member of Anonymous. We're here because there is a bigger plot going on behind the scenes of this operation that Steambath is doing. This missile isn't just going to destroy a major area, but something much worst."

"How worst?" Sjin asked.

"That missile is fill with enough hazardous material that I think you guys are familiar with and since the dragon realms have merged with the Minecraft realms the effects could be even more lethal that it may or may not create a hole in the area where minecraft lies within the internet."

"Okay but... why?"

"The answer, basically create an actual Y2K event."

"But it's 2017," Sips said as the tank came back to the corridor intersection, "Not 1999."

"Tell that to the A.I. that watches over..." Doom glance behind Sips to see the tank charging its canon and pointing it down their corridor, "HIT THE DECK!" Doom grabbed Sips shoulder and threw themselves to the floor as Sjin and dragon followed as a beam blasted out of the canon and exploding on the wall.

"Sips hit it with the EMP!" Sjin yelled as he put his head back up.

Sips threw Doom off him, got on his knees, pointed the device at the tank, and fired... Nothing. He fired it again... Nothing. He fired it a third time... Still nothing. He keep looking at the tank and back at the device, until he saw the canon begin to charge on the tank again. He turned, "RUN!"

They all turned around and quickly got on there feet making a break for it and turning down to the left corridor. The tank fired again missing them causing an explosion on the corridor intersection before driving down it crushing the corpses of the broken mechs. Sips looked back to see the tank chasing them. He pointed the device at the tank while he was running and fired... Still nothing, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!"

"How the hell did they get a tank to fit in here anyway?!" Sjin asked as they approached another intersection.

"I don't know, but I think we just figured out why those mechs weren't EMP hardened!"

"We're going to need some heavy firepower to take that guy out!" Looking back he saw the tank charging the canon once again, "And by the looks of things we better make a turn! LIKE NOW!"

"To the right!" They made the turn as the tank fired exploding against the intersection's corner.

"We need to find Lewis Sips, he's the only one that can that thing out!"

Looking back at the tank, "That RPG isn't going to make dent in that thing it's heavily armored! Besides the only thing that can take out a tank, is another tank!"

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO FIND ANOTHER TANK!"

"The hanger! That's where!" Doom said, "Though to be fair with the facility this state, it'll be hard to find!"

Down the corridor at another intersection a group of griefers went speeded by in trucks with another tank chasing them with a group of people behind it. Three dragons were riding on the sides of it and Simon was sticking his head out of the tank's hatch, "RUN! RUN YOU JAFFA THIEVES! RUN!"

"Unless Simon already found it!" Sips yelled as the approached the intersection turning down the way Simon was going, "SIMON!"

Simon heard his name be called and turned around still in the hatch and place his hand on his forehead trying to get distance and saw Sips group. He yelled, "Sips?!" The group stopped and turned around to see the four of them.

"WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING! DON'T STOP! THERE'S ANOTHER TANK AFTER US!" The tank drove around the corner and came down their corridor.

Simon gasped and banged on tank, "Bebop get this canon turned around before we're scrap metal!" The canon began to turn to the back of the tank, positioning it at the other tank. "Charge the canon!"

Both tanks began to charge their canons. "I have a bad feeling about this," Seth said looking back and fourth at each tank. Both tanks fired... BOOM!

*Music stop*

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The tank that was chasing them was destroyed and black smoke spewed throughout the corridor.

TF2 Announcer: Victory! *music*

"YEAH! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY JAFFA CAKES YOU FUCKS!"

"Okay we get it you like Jaffa Cakes," Sparx said.

Simon turned to Sips' team, "Your welcome. Have you found the weapon yet?"

"We have," Sjin said, "It's huge and well guarded. Tank just chased us all the way from it."

"My EMP device was useless against it," Sips said.

"I see you've met Doom," Sky said.

"Doom?"

"That's me," Doom said pointing to himself.

"Oh so that's the Doom you told us about," Flame said.

"Good because I wanted to ask what his name was," Sips said, "Now I don't have to."

"Have you guys found Cynder yet?" Spyro asked.

"Cynder? Who's Cynder?"

"Black dragoness... blue eyes... red underbelly... scorpion-like tail blade."

"Nope, no one like that yet."

"I released her and Lox from their cell," Doom answered.

"Well where are they?" Spyro asked.

"I don't know, I ran off after I released them."

"Well if they're not with you, hopefully they were found by Lewis," Sky said.

"And they were," A voice said coming through the dissipating smoke which showed four figures approaching. It was Lewis holding Lox on his shoulders, "From the looks of things you guys had some fun." GameChap and Bertie appeared from the haze as well.

"Oh my god. Lox!" Sky yell running over to him, "You... you don't look like yourself."

"Well no shit, I don't look like myself," Lox said, "That reality breaking jackass pulled me through my monitor."

"This is what you meant earlier Doom?"

"Yes, it is," Doom answered, "We need to find his avatar body, it's the only way for him to get back to our world."

"Okay we'll keep an eye out for it. For now we're going to need to keep you safe Lox."

Spyro looked around, "Where's Cynder?"

"You mean to tell me she hasn't found you yet?" Lewis asked, "She bolted off the second we told her that you were here."

"She's looking for me alone?! I need to find her... I need to find her now!" He flew up and down the corridor as fast as he could.

"Spyro wait!" Spyro stopped and turned back to Lewis, "The entire facility is in its defensive mode, you'll get lost!"

"Yeah Spyro, do you really think love is more important than the world?" Sparx asked.

"This maybe my only chance to find her. I'm not going to lose her again! Besides I'm a purple dragon, I'll be fine!" He then turned back and continued flying.

Sparx sighed, "Couldn't he have phrase, "Get ready for traumatic irony", any other way than that?"

"Sparx lay off him," Lewis said, "He's gone about forty chapters without seeing her."

Music - Converted Missile Train (suspense) - GoldenEye 007

"Where is he..." Cynder said as she flew through the corridors. Suddenly a group of chains with iron balls on it flew by her. She turned to see the Zomborg chasing her with a jet pack on his back.

"You're going straight back to Ender's base whether you like it or not!" She spit a ball of poison acid into his face. The Zomborg wiped the spit off with his hand, "Did I forget to mention I'm also a mutant?"

She turned back, "Crap!" A intersection came up ahead. Cynder used her wind element as she turned right giving her a boost shooting her down the corridor.

"You're not getting away that easy little dragon!" The flames coming from the jetpack turned from red to blue, the Zomborg increased in speed and flying after her. He raise his arm canon and fired another set of ball and chains.

Cynder dodged the attack by zipping to the left, she turned her head back, "Piss off, rusty! I'm not going back to those psychopaths!"

"Too bad, you don't have a choice in the matter," he raise his canon again and fired.

Cynder dodged this time going to the right, "Try that again, and see what happens." The Zomborg raised his canon one last time firing it. Cynder spun using her wind elemental causing a vortex to grab the chains and throwing it back at the Zomborg. The chains wrapped around the Zomborg's arms and body. He pushed and broke the chains that surrounded him.

"That was your plan? Trying to use my own attack against me?"

'Damn it this guy doesn't give up. It's like nothing can stop him from getting me,' she thought as she turned head to the floor then lifted it in realization, 'Wait... zombies can't stand the sun! My fear element!'

"You won't escape this one, It has been personally engineered to home in on you and you alone. Any last words before I make you fall." Cynder turned around and shot a dark red orb at the Zomborg impacting him. A intersection appeared and Cynder took a left.

"Pfft... what was that some kind of..." The Zomborg followed Cynder down the left corridor only to find himself outside the labs in the daylight, "um... oh... HOT! HOT! THE SUN! IT'S BURNING ME AND MY RETINAS..." The Zomborg covered his eyes and descended in a nose dive, crashing into the floor, and causing the jetpack to explode.

*Music stop*

"Serves you right you metal freak," She said looking back at the explosion. The moment she finished saying that she impacted something coming at here in mid flight knocking here back and down to the floor where she rolled until finally landing on her feet.

She heard a voice say, "Uh... that hurt." She pushed herself up, and then heard the voice say, "C-Cynder?"

She turned her head to see a purple and yellow blur, "Spyro?"

"Cynder!" It said again louder and more energetic.

"Spyro?!" She closed her eyes and shook her head too clear her vision and gasped at what she saw, "Spyro!"

Music - Sweet Dreams - Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Both dragons got to their feet and began running to each other in slow motion. The two jumped and wrapped fore legs and tails around one another as they flew up spinning with their heads on each others shoulder. The two slowly hovered down still embraced, tears of joys coming down from their faces.

Spyro sniffed as they landed on their hind legs, "You're back. I can't believe you're really back."

"Spyro," she said griping him tighter, "You have no idea how much I've been through."

"After I lost you, I could only imagine the hell those fiends was putting on you."

"He was going to rape me to get information out of me Spyro. He force me to tell him about Malefor. He turned Dave into a zombie after he..." Spyro place his claw on her snout.

"Shhhhh..." He said, "No need to tell me all the gruesome details. All I need to know is that you're safe now."

Cynder grinned with waterfalls coming down her cheeks, "I love you."

Spyro closed his eyes, "Same."

Cynder closed her eyes, then they turn their heads and moved in for a kiss. There lips then matched giving off a spark that they haven't felt in a long time.

The King: Spyro and Cynder fans can now rejoice since they are now back together again. Man this was a long... long... chapter. But now you can rest easily knowing that these two ships have met once again.

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You're still wanting the sex aren't you. Well if I could get some more reviews, maybe I will give you some Spyro erotica or maybe not... who knows.