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Moemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia

Chapter 26


"Alright, here's another room!" Petal said, throwing me inside, and shutting the orgy away from my eyes.

"Why are you in such a bad mood, anyway?" I asked.

"I don't know…" Petal said, frowning. "I think it's because I felt as though I missed something important, and in the week since our story was updated, there was some major event that occurred, and we never had a chance to provide our commentary on it…"

"Well, maybe if our story was UPDATED more than just once a week, people could actually follow what's happening to us." I said, frowning.

"Yeah!" Kurou said, nodding. "We should protest by just sitting here and not doing anything for the whole chapter!"

"Yeah, but if we do that, then our story might suddenly end…" Petal said, frowning. "You know what, let's just go and take control of the ship!"

"Yeah, then we can sell it!" Kurou said, nodding enthusiastically.

"You two really need to stop talking to each other…" I sighed, smiling. "Alright, let's go!"

We looked over, and saw a door on a balcony. However, the balcony had no staircase, and was connected to large green crates.

"Alright, let's go!" Kurou said, running to one of the green crates, flapping her wings, flying up to the top, setting down, turning around to us. "Easy, see?"

"Alright, Petal, I'll help you up." I said, pressing my back against the green crate, holding my hands out to make a cup.

"Aw, how sweet!" Petal said, smiling. She stepped on my hand, and I hoisted her up. Thank god she had such a small and light body; I wasn't sure if I could have lifted her if she wasn't.

"Alright, Kelly, take my hand!" Petal said, holding her hand out.

"Master, take my hand!" Kurou shouted at the same time, holding her hand out as well. Their eyes met, and they glared at each other.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" Petal asked coolly. "Kelly wants to take my hand."

"Well, if he really wanted to take your hand, he would." Kurou said, equally coolly. "What he wants to do is take my hand. Those scrawny hands of yours would never be able to pull him up anyway."

"Why you!" Petal exclaimed, tackling Kurou, the two of them wrestling atop the green crate, making a noise that I was sure would draw grunts over.

"Guys, just help me up!" I shouted. Petal and Kurou each grabbed onto one of my arms with both hands, the two hoisting me up and onto the green crate.

"Alright, we'd better get going…" I said, walking across the path that the crates created.

"Oh, no you don't!" A moemon shouted, running towards us. She wore a red shirt and white shorts, and had red hair down to her shoulders and black eyes.

"What the hell?" Petal shouted, spinning around to see the moemon.

"Gotcha!" The moemon said, happily, wrapping her arms around my waist as she tackled me. Suddenly, her body began glowing, and she released a shockwave of energy that sent me flying back.

"Ouch…" I said, getting up, seeing the moemon had fainted from the attack.

"She used explosion…" Petal said, frowning. "The signature move of Voltorb… And a dirty trick…"

"Why would she do something like that?" I asked, frowning. "She could have gotten seriously hurt…"

"She must be controlled…" Petal said, frowning. "Damn it! What sort of lowlifes would force a moemon to do something like that?"

"Well, let's just hope there aren't any more…" I said, frowning.

"Intruders!" A large cacophony of voices rang out in unison. We turned around to see a large amount of the same moemon as before, Voltorb, come running towards us.

"Crap!" Petal and I shouted, the two of us running down the crates, Kurou following after us.

"Alright, master!" Kurou said, wrapping her arms around my chest. "Let's go straight to the finish line!" Kurou flapped her wings and leapt off the green crate, soaring through the air, before we landed on the grey steel of the balcony.

"Alright, master, let's go!" Kurou said, smiling.

"Wait, what about Petal?" I asked, worriedly.

"Why do you always worry about her?" Kurou asked, looking down, grinding her teeth in anger. "I love you too! Why can't you just look at me for once?"

"Kurou, I…" I said, staring into her clear eyes, blushing.

"AHH!" Petal exclaimed, my head whirling around to see her standing there, smirking.

"Damn it!" Kurou exclaimed. "Master and I were just in the middle of a passionate scene, and you had to come in and- and-"

"Yep!" Petal said, smirking. "You want passion, then do it when I'm not around!"

"Why are you so mean?" Kurou asked, pouting.

"Why am I so mean?" Petal asked, smiling angrily. "Well, maybe it's because SOMEONE kidnapped my boyfriend for some kissing leaving me to fend off a mass of kamikaze Voltorb BY MYSELF. I think I'm entitled to be mean right now."

"Oh yeah, sorry…" Kurou said, scratching her head sheepishly.

"Alright, Kelly, let's go." Petal said, walking through the door into the next room. The room was a large generator room, with the generators blocked off by a large fence.

"So how do we get inside?" I asked, frowning.

"We need to find a moemon that can use cut!" Kurou said.

"Eh, let me handle this." Petal said, picking up a pipe. She held the pipe at her waist like a sword, took a deep breath, and began focusing.

"What's she doing?" Kurou whispered to me, frowning.

"I don't know…" I whispered back, shaking my head.

"Petal dance!" Petal shouted, drawing the pipe like a sword, charging at the gate. She spun on her heal and sliced into the gate with the pipe, cutting through the fence like a steel pipe through wire.

"How was that?" Petal asked, turning back to us, smirking.

"I am very sorry for what I did, mistress." Kurou said humbly, bowing before Petal. "Please forgive my impertinence…"

"Eh, sure, why not…" Petal said, staring at the pipe, smiling. "Pipe, you and I are gonna be good friends!"


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