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Moemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia

Chapter 31

"…Excuse me?" I asked, shocked.

"You heard me." Barlow said, smiling. "Union Chairperson Erma has decided that rangers Petal and Kellyn will become the new top rangers of the union!"

"We… we're top rangers?" I asked, surprised.

"Yes!" Barlow said, laughing. "A young man named Aurore recommended the two of you personally."

"Aurore?" I asked. "Strange, never heard of him…"

"Aurore?" Petal said, surprised. "Wow, I can't believe he'd help me out like that!"

"Who's this Aurore guy?" I asked, frowning.

"He's that green haired guy we met on the ship." Petal said. "You know, the weird one with the green hair."

"Oh, that smug guy!" I said, frowning.

"Well, anyways, they need you over at the Ranger Union right away." Barlow said, frowning. "Though I'm sad to see the two of you go, it's for the good of the Ranger Union that you two are being made into top rangers!"

"Alright!" Petal said, hugging me, smiling. "Okay, let's go!"

"Um, don't we have to get Kurou, Nyu, and Mary?" I asked, frowning.

"…TCH…" Petal said, turning away, frowning.

"Hey, guys…" I said, walking into my room, only to see Kurou and Nyu glaring at each other, Mary standing back a little, trying to intervene.

"Why, Nyu, thank you for all your support about my journey and mission with master!" Kurou said, smiling, an irritation mark appearing on her forehead.

"Why, you're quite welcome, Kurou!" Nyu said, smiling.

"And I'm especially glad of how you expressed your desire that I NEVER COME BACK, YOU BITCH." Kurou said, smiling.

"Kurou, I simply meant that I wanted you to stay in Boyleland and relax, and MAYBE GET STUCK IN A LAVA FLOW." Nyu said, smiling.

"Um, can we not fight?" Mary asked worriedly. "I mean, I don't want my sisters to hurt each other!"

"WE'RE NOT SISTERS!" Nyu and Kurou shouted at the same time.

"B-but if we all have the same master, then we're all sisters!" Mary said, tears welling up into her eyes.

"Hey, guys, don't make your sister cry." I said disapprovingly.

"Master!" Mary said, running up to me, wrapping her arms around my waist, crying into my chest. "Big sisters were yelling! Then they were so mean to me, and I was so afraid I…"

"It's alright." I said, patting her on the back.

She got master to hug her! Kurou and Nyu thought, frowning. Conniving bitch!

"Hey, did you guys here the good news?" Petal asked excitedly.

"Good news?" Kurou and Nyu asked. "What good news?"

"Kelly and I are going to the Ranger Union to be top rangers!" Petal said excitedly.

"Top…" Kurou said, her eyes brightening.

"…Ranger?" Nyu said, blushing. "Does that mean… we'll be moemon of a top ranger?

"Well, yes…" Petal said, nodding. "However, um… top rangers can only have one moemon as their partner moemon."

"Wait…" Kurou said, frowning. "One partner moemon… does that mean that one of us gets to go with master, and the other two have to be released?"

"N…no…" Mary said, shaking her head, staring up at me. "Master, I just got to be with you, don't send me away! I love you!"

"Hey, no fair!" Nyu shouted, pulling Mary off of me. "Master, you know I love you more than anyone else ever could! Please, you have to choose me to be your partner moemon! Please, I can't even remember life without you!"

"Hey, I've loved master longer than anyone!" Kurou said. "I've been with him the longest, and I was his first registered partner! There's no way I'm letting any of you get your hands on him! He's mine! Our love is far greater than anything you've ever experienced!"

"Petal…" I said, frowning. "Why did you make up something like that?"

"Well, there's no way I'm sharing you with three other girls." Petal said, frowning. "So this is the only way I could think of to keep you to myself; sending two of the others away."

"Petal…" I said, frowning. "No. I don't want this. I love everyone here, whether it's you, or Mary, or Kurou, or Nyu! I love all of you equally, and I'm not gonna choose someone to stay behind, while one of their sisters gets to come with me!"

"Listen, it's very simple." Kurou said, frowning. "I can pleasure master the best, so obviously I get to be with him, right?"

"Who says you're the best?" Nyu said incredulously. "My body is obviously the best for pleasing masters' every need!"

"No, we mustn't fight!" Mary said, stepping between them. "It's not about us, it's about master!"

Mary turned to me, and looked up at me anxiously with those big blue eyes of hers, blinking them adorably.

"Listen, guys, I'm not gonna choose between you guys!" I said, frowning. "I don't care about rules, or regulations, or any of that crap! I love each and every one of you, and there's no way I could choose between any of you!"

"You mean that, master?" Kurou asked, smiling.

"Of course I do!" I said, smiling. "I love all of you so much, there's no way I could ever choose one of you over the others!"

"Master!" Mary said, her eyes tearing up, touched. "Thank you so much! I'm so glad you love me as much as I love you, master!"

"But what if you really can't have more than one partner moemon?" Petal asked, frowning. "What'll you do then?"

"Simple." I said, smiling. "I'll turn it down. If I can't have everyone with me, then being a top ranger isn't worth it. It's all thanks to you guys that I became a top ranger anyway, so if I have to throw you away to become one, there's no way I'll do it! You guys matter much more to me than any job I could ever get!"

"Master…" Kurou, Nyu, and Mary said, tearing up. "WE LOVE YOU TOO, MASTER!"

The three of them leapt atop me, kissing me all over to show their affection for me.

"Well, who doesn't love a happy ending?" Petal asked, smiling. "If only this was the end…"

But it's not.