Alright, here's another chapter guys!
RandomDragon: Well, yeah.
TheLightningPunisher: Can't say.
Electrify: Because it's a legendary sword that was transformed into the shape of a pipe… No, just kidding. It does that because I say so.
Spadekun: Uh… yeah.
Moemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
Chapter 40
"Oh, uh… hey guys…" Keith said, awkwardly waving his arm, hard to do with a ghost glomping on it.
"Finally!" Vui, who was being held in place by two Banette, said, frowning. "What took you guys so long?"
"Alright, Keith, we're going." Petal said, frowning. "We've already wasted two or three whole chapters, we're not gonna waste any more. Now, let's get a move on!"
"Sorry, no dice." Keith said, one of the ghost moemon unzipping his shorts. "I'd like to enjoy myself for now, instead of going out on a mission. SO… bye."
"Well, I wanted to do this the civilized way…" Petal said, sighing.
"No you didn't." I interjected.
"…Okay, no I didn't." Petal said, frowning. Her frown then shifted to a smile. "So I'm gonna enjoy this."
Petal held up a small spiral, struck a match, and lit it.
"What's that?" I asked, surprised.
"Anti-ghost incense." Petal answered, walking towards the ghost moemon. "Not sure it'll work on ghost MOEMON, but hey, first time for everything."
The incense gave off a weird odor, the ghost moemon hissing and drawing back, away from Keith and his blue balls. Soon enough, all of the ghost moemon faded out, either through walls or into thin air. The Banette holding onto Vui let go too, disappearing, Vui running over to Keith, who sat up, pulling his shorts up.
"Damn it Petal!" Keith exclaimed. "Couldn't you have handled that mission without me? That was like my paradise! What the hell were you thinking, driving all of them away? Do you really hate me that much?"
"…Yes." Petal said straight off, not even blinking.
"Damn woman!" Keith exclaimed angrily. "Why do you have to keep screwing with me?"
"Because you're a jerk." Petal answered, frowning.
"That still doesn't give you the right to try and get in my way all the time!" Keith said, obviously upset.
"Keith, don't misunderstand." Petal said, smiling. "I'm not trying to get in your way."
"You're not?" Keith asked, surprised.
"Of course not." Petal said, smiling sweetly, before her face shifted to an evil smile, the likes of which I've rarely seen. "…I'm just stepping on you because you're in MY way."
"What the heck is wrong with you?" Keith asked. Good question. I myself have wondered that.
"Scuse me?" Petal asked, glaring at me.
"Wh-what?" I asked, surprised.
"I heard you!" Petal said, frowning.
"I didn't say anything!" I said, frowning.
"Look! Five lines up!" Petal said. "You just wondered what was wrong with me! I totally saw it!"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Keith exclaimed, frowning.
"None of your business!" Petal exclaimed, glaring at him.
"Okay, sorry!" Keith said, backing up.
"Alright, let's go." Petal said, picking her pipe up from the rock floor, walking out from the enclosed room. Mary followed after her, as did Electabuzz.
"Hey, Keith." I said, putting my hand on his shoulder.
"Yeah?" Keith asked, turning to me.
"Petal really was worried about you." I informed.
"The hell she was." Keith scoffed.
"Do you have any idea what was gonna happen to you if you let those ghost moemon have sex with you?" I asked.
"Yeah, I'd have had the most awesome group sex ever!" Keith exclaimed.
"Wrong, they would have drained you of all your energy and then sucked your soul from your body." I answered.
"…Worth it." Keith said, smiling.
"Then you are an idiot…" I sighed.
"I agree with him." Vui said, pointing at me. "You are an idiot."
"Where's the respect?" Keith sighed.
"Fine…" Vui sighed. "You are an idiot… master."
"Are you guys almost finished?" Petal asked, sticking her head back inside. "I'd like to get going…"
"Alright, alright, we're coming." I said, heading outside of the cavern, Keith and Vui following after me.
"So, where are we heading?" I asked Petal, who stepped over the large hole between the two chambers she'd punched through before.
"Dunno." Petal answered absentmindedly. "But the only way we can go is forward, right?"
"Yeah." I said, following after her. We headed into the next chamber, which had a dark path leading away somewhere else. "Let's go."
"Flash!" Electabuzz said, smiling, illuminating the path for us. We followed after the perky electric type. We walked on and on, through the long and winding tunnels. After about an hour, we arrived at a dead end.
"Aw, seriously?" Petal asked, staring at the slightly curved wall. "Do we have to go ALL the way back?"
"Damn it!" Keith exclaimed, sitting down on a large rock pressed against the wall, frowning. "Why the hell does this always happen to us?"
Suddenly, the rock jerked, and moved slightly down, the rock wall before us parting.
"Alright, nice job, Keith!" Petal said, patting him on the back. "Let's go!" Petal flounced through the formed gate without a care in the world, while I reluctantly followed after her with Mary clinging to me, afraid of what lay beyond.
We walked through the arch and into a chamber, which was surprisingly well lit. The floor, instead of being made of rock like the rest of the cave, was made of sand. I stepped onto the sandy floor, and all of a sudden sank in all the way to my waist.
"Master!" Mary said, staring down at me, shocked. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah…" I said, nodding. "Listen, climb up on my shoulders to keep from getting caught in the sand, alright?"
"Right." Mary said, nodding, climbing onto my shoulders. I held onto her ankles as her thighs pressed against me and I tried not to think of the warmness on the back of my head and neck.
"Watch out!" Petal exclaimed suddenly, pulling Mary off of me. Suddenly, I felt something grab my leg, and drag me down into the sands below.
So, how was that? What could this sand creature be? Well, we'll find out soon!