I know this is short. I wanted this out before I left. Next week I'll be heading up to Palmerston North and the week after that I'm going to Japan and Hong Kong for a month.

Long story short. My brother's fiancee is trying to cut him off from our family. I got asked out, was put on the pill to see if I had endometriosis. Depression started and I broke up with my boyfriend just before exam week. Life hasn't been so good for me lately.

On the bright side, I'm feeling somewhat better now, and I will be writing when I go on holiday so expect a chapter when I get back. This isn't beta'ed because my beta is currently going through some problems of her own.

Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII nor its characters. I also don't own the ideas taken from Love Monster.

Sephiroth always knew when Zack had been in his office. Not that Zack didn't try to hide his tracks, he was just never any good at it. First of all his door was still open, meaning that the First Class had just rushed out of the room without checking that the door had closed properly behind him. Secondly, his chair had been moved; it was now facing the wall, meaning that Zack had been spinning on it like it was some kind of a toy.

Sighing Sephiroth entered his office, closing his door, making sure it clicked closed properly and turned his seat the right way around. He made a quick check to make sure there were no pranks laid down before settling down in his chair and pressing the speaker button on the phone. He hit the speed dial as he searched his desk. "Hello, General Rhapsodos speaking." The man on the other line sounded like he was bored out of his mind.

"Genesis, have you seen the puppy lately?" Genesis sighed at that.

"Nope. Haven't seen him since we got back. Why? Did something happen?"

"He seems to have raided my office again while we were out. Since my chair isn't broken again I assume that he came he came in here with the intent to steal something." Genesis hummed thoughtfully.

"Anything missing?" Sephiroth pulled open one of her drawers.

"Yes…" He shuffled through the drawer a bit to make sure it wasn't just misplaced. "It seems that he's stolen a few of my papers."

"Any official orders that you don't remember making?"

"As far as I know, no. I guess we'll just have to see when whatever he's done comes into action."

"Speaking of the puppy, did you or Angeal ever figure out what the puppy was doing every morning?"

"As far as I know, he's been wandering into the training rooms every morning. Angeal reckons that he's just taking his training more seriously." Genesis laughed while Sephiroth let out a low chuckle of his own at the thought.

"Did he forget that this was the puppy we're talking about?"

"I think it was more like wishful thinking. Either way, at least now I know where my spare key card got to."

"Not that you had any doubts that the puppy was the one that had stolen it."

"I thought that I would give him the benefit of the doubt." Genesis laughed at that.

"When will you learn Sephiroth? When something goes missing it's always the puppy's fault. So what are you going to do about our sticky fingered little puppy?" Sephiroth smirked.

"Torture him a little I guess. Maybe see what he does when we keep him from his morning rendezvous with the training rooms and see why he's so intent on watching cadets beat up each other in Luxiere's lessons."