Another chapter, with the introduction of Petal and Kellyn's child! (Just read it to understand)
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Moemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
Chapter 63
The blue and black egg I was holding in my hands continued glowing, and the light shifted into the form of a small girl. The light faded, and a young girl was laying in my hands. The girl wore a black shirt and a blue skirt, with black socks that reached up to just past her knees. Her black shirt had long blue sleeves that reached just past her hands. She had blue hair that led down to her neck, and two black twin tails on the sides. She slowly opened her eyes, staring up at me. Her eyes were a bright red-orange and shown like a sunset. Surprisingly, she looked like a younger version of Petal. If that was possible. But staring at her, I saw what Petal might have looked like as a ten year old.
"Whoa, a Riolu!" Petal said, surprised. "They're my favorite!" Petal hugged the Riolu, squeezing her tightly.
"Who… are you?" Riolu asked, forming her first words after hatching.
"Oh, your voice is so cute!" Petal said, nuzzling Riolu with her cheek. "You remind me of me when I was ten! You're so adorable!"
"She is pretty cute." I said, patting Riolu's head, smiling.
"Keep your hands off of my cute little Riolu!" Petal said, pulling MY Riolu away from me. "She's my beautiful little girl, and there's no way I'm going to let your perverted touch near her!"
"ME?" I exclaimed, shocked. "MY perverted touch? What kind of hypocritical bull crap is that?"
"How dare you use that language in front of our daughter?" Petal exclaimed, holding her hands over Riolu's ears. "You're going to corrupt her purity!"
"…You know what, I think you're just going crazy." I said, face palming.
"Mommy?" Riolu asked, looking up at Petal. Petal blushed at listening to those words, and then squeezed her tightly.
"Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you!" Petal said, planting a flurry of kisses on the Riolu's cheeks.
Riolu pulled herself away from Petal and ran over to me, hugging me.
"Aw, she loves her daddy!" Petal said, smiling. "So, Kelly, what should we name our daughter?"
"Wait, OUR daughter?" I asked, shocked.
"Yeah, remember?" Petal asked, frowning. "I'm the mommy, you're the daddy! It's like we have our own daughter!"
"Okay, this is to sickeningly sweet." Nyu said, frowning. "I can't stand listen to you two talking like that. I'm just glad that you can't have sex with her."
"Sure you can." Ninetales said, shrugging. "I mean, that girl is pretty cute…"
"NO!" Petal exclaimed. "My Kelly is never going to have sex with his daughter!"
"Mommy, what's sex?" Riolu asked, frowning.
"Nothing, sweety." Petal said, smiling. "There is no such thing as sex. And if anyone ever asks you for sex, then you should kill him, okay?"
"Okay…" Riolu said, a little scared.
"Alright, even though there's no way I'd catch her or keep her as a moemon, if she's still our daughter, we need to give her a name, right?"
"Oh, right!" Petal said, nodding. "So, for names, how about… Rio?"
"I like the sound of that." I said, smiling. "So, are you fine with the name Rio?"
"Of course, daddy?" Rio said, unsure about the last part.
"Aw, Petal, you're right, she's so cute!" I exclaimed, hugging Rio just as tightly as Petal had.
"Urge to kill… rising…" Nyu said, clenching her fist in irritation.
"I've discovered how to get through this barrier." The woman said, walking away from the force field.
"What is it?" Petal asked frowning.
"There seems to be three walls in here, understand?" The woman said, frowning. "And this barrier here makes a fourth wall. So the only way to get to the other side is to destroy it. And any ideas how you should do that?"
"With the one thing I do best." Petal said, smirking. She turned to me, and cleared her throat.
"No, that was a cough." Petal said, frowning. Because those two are so easy to distinguish, right?
"Not if you're stupid." Petal said, smirking. Hairline fractures began to appear on the blue force field.
"Hey, Petal, the wall's beginning to crack!" Nyu said, pointing at the force field.
"I know already." Petal said, smirking. "I heard it in Kelly's monologue." Wait, does that mean she knows what I'm saying in these comments?
"Of course it does." Petal said, smirking. "As with any good relationship, the woman of the relationship always needs to be able to read the mind of the man in order to figure out when he's done anything wrong.
Wait, hold on, I need to think about this. If Petal can read my mind, then that means that she can read my thoughts. And my thoughts are the only thing that makes me an individual person. So if she can read my thoughts, then she becomes my thoughts, and she becomes me. And I cease to exist. Huh.
"You're making my brain hurt…" Petal said, holding onto her head in pain. The force field began to crack even more, almost about to shatter.
"Now, for the ultimate method of breaking the fourth wall…" Petal smirked. "…Acknowledgment that the fourth wall exists. If I acknowledge that the fourth wall exists, then I believe that it exists, and if I believe it exists, then that means that I can break it because I have knowledge of something outside of my world, which means I've broken the fourth wall."
"Now you're making MY brain hurt!" I exclaimed, holding onto my head. Rio looked at the two of us holding our heads. She placed her hands on her head as well, the scene of her stoic face pretending like she was in pain was hilarious. I'm starting to love our daughter as well.
Wait, did I call her our daughter? Backspace! Backspace!
Suddenly, the blue wall behind us shattered, disappearing in a blast of blue energy.
So, Petal managed to break the fourth wall! What's going to happen next?