PLEASE NOTE!
The RPF candidates used in this fan fic doesn't completely reflect themselves towards the ACTUAL candidates!
So their amazing weapons that they own (It seems the GOP realm feels lonely without them) were created by me, I know you Political RPF fans might get weirded out by seeing our lovely 2016 presidential candidates to work TOGETHER and RULE AQUILA (FUTURE AMERICA) TOGETHER.
In simple words, this is the 5th fabled Smash Bros team in the Smash Wars fangroups, Team Aquila!
Whoo-hoo!
Let's get Bi-polar and switch moods from angst/hurt/comfort to HUMOUR! xD
I'm really raving it!
Enjoy! :D
8 cars quietly soared over the carpet of blue as most of the members fell asleep, their Hydroplane cars currently run on Auto-Pilot.
Only Ike stayed awake, carefully steering his TSX in a V-formation they had set up just like they did in the World Tour 2017 with their yachts, all while watching a Youtube video about additional cooking tips on his blue I-Phone 6 with the shell cover sporting a happy chicken wearing shades and words "Life is good" on the back.
Ragnell boredly pecked his owner in curiosity, leaving Ike to snap back a silent complaint while he tried his best to push the chicken away, only for the mercenary to barrel roll his TSX into his lover's white Seat Altea, the car named after his beloved nation located in Akenia in the Old Generation.
"Ike, what was that for?" Marth kindly asked through the PA as the KFC freak remarked in silent anger, "That dick Ragnell! He was so bored during the flight, he pecked me on purpose so that my car could barrel roll into yours!"
Shulk sighed with concern, "Guys. Please. No arguments just before an exciting event."
"Why don't you cook it for dinner then, Ike?" Pit suggested as Pittoo came up with a better idea, "No even better, why don't I feed that bird to Baphomet? Heh."
Ike sat up, twitching uncomfortably towards the mention of the evil goat man, "Don't you even try to do that, Pittoo!"
"You guys give me an easy headache." Reflet sighed as she waited for the cast members to finally shut their mouths in disappointment.
"Well, well. Great news guys, we're heading over to the edge of Spain! I always wanted visit Ibiza!" Shulk announced as he twirled his car in a sideways loop, soaring next to a green Twingo.
"But Shulk, wasn't Interlaken the location of the EDM party?" Douche reasoned in confusion as Cia gave out a sigh, staring at the tiny cities of Skyworld before reaching in to grab some Samoa cookies.
"He has a point right there." Lucina chuckled as the cast left the edge of Skyworld and flew over Kanton Plegia in AJRA, giving Reflet to feel a little odd with a shiver.
"Feels odd to be flying over my Kanton." Reflet commented, giving Douche to have his mouth agape. "You're from Plegia? But Robbie told me he was from Ylisse!"
Reflet laughed, "Too late Douche, our AJRAnian passports could've revealed the truth but it's burned long since we returned to Virginia Beach!"
Douche frowned when Pit moved his Honda Pilot first in line, barrel rolling around like crazy through the clouds in excitement, "Guys! Are you kidding me? Interlaken looks much better than Skyworld!"
"Don't fall for Interlaken's beauty." Lucina giggled, sipping on Freeway Mango iced tea bought from Euro Mart at the Oceanfront Mall, clearly wondering how it would be like if a Nordsee was opened there.
Not at all for sure, even if they planned to make her father join the AweSomE cast.
With the morning clouds ensuing silence as the cars soared over Nohr, the itsy bitsy view of cows shrunk to an extremely tiny dot from the driver's window.
Most of the cast members didn't bother to talk since their lethargy state of waking up too early. (except for Shulk, Lucina, and Reflet)
The leader of the AweSomE cast double checked his guest list when the radar on the dashboard next to the clock beeped once, catching the hom's attention with concern clouding in his sapphire eyes.
"What is it Tomato Boy? Approaching the Bermuda Triangle?" Pittoo chuckled as he shuffled through his MTG card collection while taking occasional sips from a can of AC/DC beer, the newly acclaimed DRANK of the Hot Topic Krew.
"Pittoo! Don't report our disappearance if that happens. The NRA are so nosy about strange going-ons around Planet Mira, it seems all too sudden to even think about it!" Pit stated back to his dark counterpart through the PA speaker com, making the rest of the cast raise their eyebrows in concern.
"That white angel has a point right there." Ike commented as he CAT rubbed Ragnell on the head, the poor seat belted chicken easily shedding feathers from the lovely rub.
"Just forget about the triangle guys." Lucina squinted her eyes at the radar to see a shape of an airliner plane coming their way. "Let's just give way to this random plane."
"I just hope to Naga that's not the Malaysia Airlines flight lolIDisappearedIntoTheRandomOcean!" Douche sighed with worry.
Cia groaned in annoyance towards carrot head's stupidity, "Don't listen to motherfuckin carrot head here. Malaysia wasn't even revealed on the damn planet in the first place."
"Referring to Earth AU are we?" Reflet also took a moment to study the slow paced shape that started gaining speed on them.
"What if they were Barensians!? Coming in to hoard all of my precious Akaneian Cheerios!?" Marth squeaked with worry, raising his ring finger which contained the only golden Cheerio from a special General Mills pack only released in Fire Emblem mania.
"Nobody gives a shit about your stupid cereal, Marth." Ike rolled his cobalt eyes with a huff before removing the drumstick out of Ragnell's beak and returning it back into his mouth, giving the Altean prince to do the Okaysad meme.
"Forget about Cheerios! It's gaining speed on us!" Shulk warned the cast as they barrel rolled to the left and right, allowing a huge navy blue and white Boeing 757 to pass them with ease.
"Whew!" Reflet exhaled in relief as Shulk found the plane slowing down to cruise exactly at their speed.
"Don't tell me." Ike muttered through his chicken drumstick as the letters "TRUMP" in gold was written on the side of the plane just above it's windows.
"Strange. How did they know about the party?" Shulk questioned while scratching his platinum blonde hair in confusion.
"It's Team AQUILA!" Pit squealed in excitement, causing poor Pittoo to drop his MTG card collection as the painful squeal of excitement assaulted his ears. "Gah, Pit-stain! Keep those fucking annoying squeals to yourself!"
"You guys never ceaze to stop your EDM parties huh?" Agent Trump laughed as Aquila's intercom was synced with the AweSomE cast's.
"Nope! This is an ultimate charity tradition between the Smash Teams and planet Mira!" Shulk replied as Lucina added, "Donkey boy here chose Rave Nation again-this time it's the April and June 2016 mix!"
"Lucy!" Shulk countered with laughter as Ted's voice came up next, "Guys, does anyone know how I can pronounce the party's destination?"
"Easy." Reflet volunteered as Jeb Bush interrupted, knocking the microphone twice with George's shell. His pet turtle immediately seized his head, legs, and tail into it's tiny petrified shell. "No one say anything! I want to see if Aquila can successfully speak foreign speak! Starting with you Kitty Sanders!"
Since the team turned Bernie Sanders into a grumpy white Persian, the old cat always never cared to talk since the whole team understood it as Meow.
Always.
"Meow." Bernie flexed his claws against the golden pillow, causing Trump to stir in a silent steam of rage for ruining the plane's golden decor.
"Oh c'mon! Choose the Secretary of State here! That's right! Me! Super Clinton!" Hillary exclaimed in happiness as the rest of the cast chuckled in laughter.
"You're never gonna get it right!" Rubio snickered as he shined Creventis with a Kleenex, the same one he used to wipe the chicken flavoured booger from Tokage's mouth as he and Donald were in a one on one debate head on in Texsux.
"Super Clinton shall never fail the team! Hold on guys, I got this." Hillary squinted at the strange dots above the letters of their destination, "See-Seestrassah?"
"Give me that!" Ted snarled as he furiously overlooked the strange street name and was highly intrigued to correctly say it. "Alright, it's See strassee? Dragon boy should be my backup. Here."
Softly taking the paper from his hands, Rubio nodded with a snort, "Should be easy. Revin!"
"Draconic's not part of the challenge, Marco!" Rick Santorum snickered as he poured himself a glass of Stars and Stripes Lemonade, heartlessly sipping it every 5 seconds in hope of someone getting it correct. "Hand it to Mr. Believe Me. See if he could get it right!"
"Alright." Marco mumbled as he handed the paper to Donald who just smirked with his WIN WIN WIN smirk.
"Believe me, guys. Were gonna make Future America great again, now on to pronouncing this baby." Agent Trump niched his eyebrows in a concentrated knot as his face pulled back from the paper and smiled, limping the white leaf towards Carly Fiorina, who took it with respect and hurried down to the aisles and returned to her room locked shut.
"Are you guys sooo nutso about this? Even a poor mexican who couldn't even make it to the top my BUILD THAT WALL wall could pronounce this crap! It's Seestrasse 145 Interlaken!"
"I'm finally glad to see someone happy!" The rest of the team averted their attention towards their leader, retired neuro surgonist Dr. Ben Carson, walked down the aisle and smiled at every one of them, "Since our missions on protecting Aquila from every HRE member is finally done, here we arrive in Interlaken to finally relax and have fun partying around. Of course I won't be there to supervise you guys just incase an accidental friendly battle is going on here but keep in mind to be safe and most importantly have fun. :)"
"Aye-Aye sir!" the team responded as they sat back down to prepare for their landing at...
"Alpin Air Paragliding Interlaken?" Lucina questioned as she lightly pulled back on the steering wheel to feel her CRV land with a soft thump on the runway, the other cars slowing down from speed, currently switched to Land mode.
With the Trump plane parked next to the steel white dome, the cast's cars rolled towards the blue and white 757, Team Aquila stepping off from the plane and inhaling the fresh AJRAnian air for the first time.
"Well? Welcome to hell!" Shulk started only to be pinched from Lucina who cleared her throat, "He means paradise."
"Shulk! It's your fault for coming here so early!" Ike complained, feeling chickens dancing in his vision, only to re-gain his balance from a helpful Marth.
"I mean Ike's right. We have two hours until the party starts. What do ya guys wanna do? Anything fun?" Shulk pocketed his Galaxy Alpha as he glanced at his members in concern.
"Can I fly on Solaris around Interlaken?" Rubio pleased with his hands crossed like the immature Floridian senator he was.
"That doesn't count as parachuting." Pit frowned as Pittoo slapped the back of his head for fun. "Ow!"
"I mean there are TONS of stuff we could do around Interlaken." Reflet reasoned with sincerity, looking up some fun things they could do without paying the price.
Lucina screamed for her life as she slid down the natural smooth rock shaped slide engraved into the waterfall.
She later came out with a reddened thigh and sighed that she would never do this again.
Meanwhile, Team Aquila were hanging out at the casino, Trump kicking out every one of his team members in a game of poker with his signature WIN WIN WIN smirk.
"I told you Teddy Bear, I'd WIN WIN WIN in anything!" Donald continued to tease Tokage as lizard breath uncomfortably twitched his right eye, deciding if he should pull out his celestial staff Trusted in a casino packed with blabbering tourists from every corner of planet Mira.
"Let's carry that debate at the party, deal?" Ted hissed as he followed Rubio and the rest of the others towards the AweSomE cast who were prepared to leave for the EDM stage located on the edge of Lake Thurnen.
"Whatever you say, Geico gecko." Donald smiled as he balanced arrow gun Astra between his hands, the eagle's eyes glowing white.
Shulk clapped his hands as if he was the tour guide of the group, "Well? We don't wanna be late. The EDM contractor company I sent a request to already might have left the stage waiting for us. C'mon."
"Starting at 13:00:05 sharp." Lucina muttered, staring at her Pebble Smartwatch decorated with cute Owl stickers.
"Close Lucy. 9 on the dot." Shulk corrected her with a laugh as he shot a text to all of the Smash Teams to arrive at the destination with their Team Vehicles.
Evening drifted in a flash as Shulk sighed impatiently, lobbing a pebble out into Lake Thurnen, the skipping stone leaving endless ripples behind. "What's taking them so long?"
Lucina kicked a pinecone as she gave up with a huff and leaned across the hood of her CRV, a low face etching her glum mood.
Reflet rubbed her face with her hands, feeling the same as the ex-princess of Ylisse.
Ike tugged the leash softly, preventing Ragnell from dashing forward in a mad chase towards the troll squirrel that always mocked the bird's cocky feelings.
Marth sat in his Altea, driver's seat reclined to let him relax while they waited for their guests to arrive.
Pit snacked on vanilla pudding from an Ernesto tupperware borrowed from Chef Monado Boy while Pittoo boredly scrolled through photos of himself and Lucas madly in that edgy love on the dark angel's I-Phone 5s decorated with goat skulls and flames.
"One more second and my battleship's gonna cover the Lake into a landing pad for Trusted!" Ted yelled impatiently as he stabbed the Celestial staff into the dirt, the pole emitting a golden glow after it's magical effect.
"Calm down Lacerta." Marco muttered as he glanced at his sword Creventis in every direction, admiring it's shine.
"Yeah, kitty here says it's not the end of planet Mira." Hillary added, while rubbing Bernie's head in that lovely cat fashion of love, as Sanders hissed and clawed her hand. "Ouch, kitty! What was that for!?"
The Persian cat looked at her and showed out his tongue, obviously annoyed, "Meow!" which translated to "You bitch, that's who!"
Donald came over and let Bernie climb on top of his shoulder, "Don't judge the pussy as a meano here."
"Serves you right, Crooked Clinton." Paul snickered as he came over with the rest of Team Aquila, excluding Carson.
Trump immediately locked eyes on the Speaker of the House, the only faggot he greatly despised on the team, "Who let the faggot in the party!? And since when did he start talking like a normal human being? I thought Stammering was your specialty! What was your major in school, Ryan? Word Serology?"
The rest of Aquila laughed uncontrollably as Paul grew cross and seeked revenge, only for the fight to broken up by Shulk.
"Hey! Hey! We're here to party, not fight! Besides, I was the one to tell you guys that the WHOLE team should be invited." Tomato Boy reasoned as Aquila muttered some words of understanding, much to their amusement of fighting 24/7 which the Smashers should be doing!
Marth woke up from his quiet nap, gasping while sitting up to face a pink limo rolling their way, horning out toot sounds. Rolling down the window, the Altean prince immediately alerted their arrival, "Hey! The Cute Toot House has arrived!"
"Nooo!" Both Angels of Skyworld wailed as a sporty 2015 white Hyundai Sonata halted in front of them , engine cut off while a green haired goddess stepped out, flicking her incredibly long ass green hair while greeting in farts.
She was followed by her general in the CTH, a jolly pink mushroom girl who squeaked toots in excitement while waving to the AweSomE cast.
"Pit, mai boi! It's been long since we seen each other after the Smash Wars ended!" Palutena noogied her winged son on the head, being careful not to knock down his gold crown made of laurel wreathed leaves.
Pit gulped and sulked away towards his Pilot, wailing loudly towards the gods of Skyworld on why the GREEN MOM returned.
It was Pittoo's turn to deal with more of her gassy nonsense of greetings and breaking wind.
"Well, well, Pittoo! You don't seem too happy about my arrival?" Palutena smiled as Dark Pit huffed in annoyance, tempted to pull out his bow and arrow. "Before you call me bitch or fuck you, let's party! Since the HTK helped out the rest of the Smash teams to take down the HRE!"
"Go away bitch. You're much of a nuisance to the HTK than the rest of the teams. A fucking worthless fighter with the lame power of farts. Seriously. What happened to your wings and that side B speed dash of yours? Sakurai made a wrong decision to place you in Smash." Pittoo calmly ranted towards the poor goddess who simply found her twin son to be misbehaving.
"Pittoo, that's not very nice to say. Please-"
"FUCK you bitch."
"Pittoo-"
"I don't care about your team known as the Cunt Toot Whores."
"Should I call in that nightmare from Nanny 911?" Palutena warned as the angel cringed at the mention of that ABC Family show that stopped running on TV after 2009 because FOX were lazy fucks to continue their work they sold to CMT.
"That's what I thought." Palutena smiled as she farted in farewell, joining Toadette towards the edge of the stage, performing the Mashed Potato Dance with Ness.
Lucina boredly flicked a russet brown pine tree needle off of the surface of her glacial painted Honda CUV as her brown eyes glinted in awe towards the autobiography painted Range Rover heading their way.
"Sorry Shulk, we made in late!" Reyn called over the music booming from their vehicle, Kirby being yelled by the BLADE personell who just swallowed their mini fridge.
"It's alright!" Shulk replied in return as he got the lights ready, smoke flaring from left and right of the stage.
"Ooohhh pretty!" Hillary squealed like a fangirl as Bernie yawned in boredom.
The 1,230 inch screen infront of the large platform began playing out the intro followed by the logo of Monado EDM paries, the company Shulk ran to host all of his EDM events.
"Don't let the Yoshi&Company in!" Fox yelled in alarm as Palutena turned to face a Mercedes-Benz Citaro city bus parking next to the Brigade Mobile.
"Well, well, the dark goth faggot returns." Yoshi sneered as he got out and walked menacingly towards the 2012 black Honda Pilot covered with hate messages concerning the Y&C to go suck a dick.
That was until the poor faggotsaurus rex was run over by The Dark Goat, Lucas parking the Mercedes-Benz Tourismo luxury bus next to the Pretty Pink Limo, giving the pink hood a nice dent.
Toadette gasped and ran over to their team vehicle, disheaving a fountain of tears.
"That yoshi deserved it." Ted smirked as he darkly thought about joining the HTK once Team Aquila disbanded him.
"Satan Judas! About time! C'mon carrot head! Let's go and listen to more of that Hylian bitch's rude comments about me." Cia huffed in annoyance, not caring to take her phone to text Robin to see if he was alive or not.
"Pika!" Pikachu said happily as Charizard followed him, attempting to go on a flaming and sparking spree again.
As the 2016 April and June EDM mix by Ravenation began playing, Megaman dashed over to the white Pilot, Wilbur Wright, and found Pit gasping in awe towards the robot boy's arrival.
Lana calmly joined her sister keeping Douche away from the buffet table as she geared up her JPOP iconic outfit- Hatsune Miku t-shirt, pink and yellow tutu, cat ears, fox tail, Harajuku stockings, rainbow socks over theme, and some wing clip stylish shoes as well as her clip.
"Cia no kon'nichiwa. Dō shita no?" she asked her older sister, who groaned in annoyance.
"Tired of your japanese shit, Lana. This is Amerijanadaropesiafrica, not fucking Japan. Talk either English or German, dipshit." Cia gave out the middle finger, leaving the weaboo to cry towards Papa Grima who returned from NASA, their current project to attempt to blow up another Nordsee location in Akaneia. (Chrom: Noooooo! Not the fishsticks!)
"I wonder where my father is?" Lucina wondered as she borrowed Shulk's Silvercrest Binoculars, trying to spot out the visible 2010 white Nissan Qashqai soaring towards them.
"Bitch! I finally arrived!" Chrom called out as he neatly landed his Qashqai in the parking lot, the doors opened to kick out Sumia, a pissed off Lissa, and Frederick who simply wanted to take a simple rest instead of attending this EDM event.
"Oh no. He better not know about Robin's disappearance." Lucina whispered in concern as she hesitantly glanced towards Shulk who took it easy, watching the other smashers dancing around to the beat. "Nah, probably he'll forget about it. Let's pretend he sacrificed himself along with the fell dragon. Besides it's his birthday."
Whipping up boxes covered in taped Bee wrapping and a black and yellow tie, Lucina glared at the presents as if the cruel joke was really true. "Shulk, you know very well he HATES Bees so much! Why are you taunting him into this?"
"Relax, it's just a prank on his birthday. Let's just see his reaction after he takes his blindfold off." Shulk snickered as he stood up, only to be tackled by Riki.
"Riki did not forget Shulk! Besides, EDM is satan!" the heropon gushed proudly, attempting to open up the clouds to ask God to stop all of this nonsense.
"Riki, these events have rules. And there is nothing evil about it. Do you see dancing and having fun a wicked thing to do that effects planet Mira into an unhealthy balance of hate and war?" They all glanced towards the smashers, either dancing, eating, catching raining KFC and Nordsee from the sky, and getting assaulted by farts from the only one CTH.
"Riki still say this is Behomean tradition and must be stopped with this!" the heropon pulled out a black soft cover leathered Bible, the pages flicking out the Holy Light.
"We have time for everything, buddy. Just relax and have fun." Shulk re assured but Riki refused.
"James 4:4 'Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God." Riki countered with Word of righteousness.
"Riki-I" Shulk started only for Ike to listen in and interject. "There are kids here you know!"
"Thanks for the help, Ike." Shulk smiled as he and Lucina thought of a way to successfully blindfold the exalt of Ylisse.
Meanwhile, the girls from the Xenoblade X cast squealed in delight towards Super Clinton hovering in the sky, twirling around and pointing towards them, a zap towards them made them gasp in awe, thier hands now holding cans of Stars and Stripes Lemonade, the official DRANK of Team Aquila.
"You're welcome Broadway girls!" Clinton saluted and flew around in search of Bernie hiding somewhere in the crowd.
"Free KFC!" Ike yelled as his TSX circled over the party, raining fried chicken over the crowd.
"Free dosh, ma nigga!" Roy yelled as his Honda Ridgeline circled over the party, raining dosh over the crowd.
"Free Nordsee!" Chrom yelled as his Qashqai circled over the party, raining fishsticks over the crowd.
"Free YaZ!" a Plegian Risen yelled as he teleported towards the steel beams that carried the flood lights over head the stage, raining newspapers over the crowd.
"He's right there." Lucina whispered as her father's Qashqai landed on the runway, giving way to Rick Santorum before climbing out, the sudden jerk of two unknown smashers blindfolding his lavender eyes. "Now!"
"Ah! What the fuck?" he exclaimed in alarm as Shulk and Lucina led him towards the Birthday Table, decorated with BEE shit.
"Can't see anything!" he continued while his hands felt the table, auspiciously knocking the table and causing Trump to laugh softly. "What? Am I escorted as a Ylissean prisoner just to watch Grima destroy another Nordsee?"
Lucina snickered as she watched Shulk open the presents and lay them neatly lined up on the table, "Wrong father. It's your pretend May 27th birthday and you have to guess what your presents are."
"As long as they don't involve buzzing, I'm perfectly fine with them." Chrom reasoned out loud as he grabbed the first present off the table, his fingers feeling many holes engraved into the lump of wood. "It's shaped like a Bird house, but it has many holes in it. I wonder why you got this for me and not for Sumia. She's into gardening 24/7 like Reflet!"
Shulk, Lucina, Donald, Rick, Jeb, and Marco held their laughs under their breath as Monado Boy gave him the second present.
"Hmm. It feels like a children's book. Nice addition to the bookshelf in the MMMB HQ."
Lucina then handed him the third present.
"A DVD case? I'm quite excited to see if it's Dreamworks Dragons 3!"
Donald then handed him the fourth present.
"Card? What am I supposed to do with this?"
"It's for your own party sonny." Trump snickered as he took a bite out his Snickers.
Marco then handed him a stuffed plush.
"It feels as if I'm holding Toothless or Stormfly, or maybe my own Deadly Nadder, Rappy!" Chrom exclaimed excitedly as Lucina removed his blindfold off, "Okay Father, here it is."
"HA-BEE FUCKING 27th birthday, you bee loving agnostic idiot!" they all said at once, claps echoed around the table as Chrom hesitated and started sweatdropping towards the sight of his presents all turned into a nightmare. "No, this can't BEE!"
He then picked up the bulleted birdhouse, "A Bee Hotel!?"
"My Little World of a Red Mason Bee? What the hell?"
"The BEE movie!? Seriously!?"
"Hell to Plegia! An invitation to the Spelling Bee?"
"Hi my name is Albee? What the fuck!?" Chrom turned around to face Lucina with an annoyed glare, "Lucy, you planned all of this!?"
"Blame Donkey Boy here." she laughed while getting a soft arm slap from Shulk.
"This birthday party of mine was much worse than facing Grima shape-shifted into a damn bee! Seriously, that swarm of bees that took shape of the felldragon stung our butts! No wonder the modern mark of Grima is the logo of Volkswagen!" Chrom fisted the surface of the table, causing all of his presents to disappear in farewell, a sign that reflected the tactician's sacrifice when Grima was defeated in the Old generation.
"Sorry to piss you off father, but we felt like playing a prank on you. Bye!" Lucina troll smiled as she dashed off towards Shulk who was a few feet away from the EDM craze, Silvercrest Binoculars targeting the only white Touran that was supposed to show up.
"Any sign of him yet?" Lucina asked worridly, Shulk grunted and removed the binoculars from his eyes to face her.
Sighing inwardly as if hurt from Metal Face who just was a Metal Face, Shulk's eyes scanned Seestrasse, the glowing eyes of cars glaring back at him as they whooshed past with speed. "Nope. Not yet."
"Try calling him. Perhaps that could work." Lucina suggested as Shulk sighed.
"I don't know if that's a good idea Luce. Probably Ether should do it but I'm quite lazy to do Ether. Yeah, I'll go with your idea." Shulk agreed as he watched Lucina whip out her Cosmicgate Discovery E5 smartphone and tap Robin's contact, the call connecting them right away.
The SWAT driver quietly whistled as he drove the white VW Touran behind the black VW Multivan, the two vehicles headed north east to the prison in Wiltzwil.
Hello?
Shulk grabbed the phone from Lucina's ear, "Robin? Geez, you don't sound so deep. What got you off track? Don't tell me you have been drinking again!"
Lucina facepalmed towards all of the wrong things donkeyboy was asking.
This is his friend Levin Blum. Why ask?
"Since when did your Levin sword have a name?" Shulk asked incredulously, surprised at the idea of naming his Monado, probably Wilbur the first.
Always named it like that. Now what do you guys want from me? As you can see, I'm headed for the party you requested me a day ago via texting.
Shulk's smile grew wider and wider into an exciting squeal. "Amazing. I-" Glancing at Lucina, she urged him with hand signals to continue talking.
Ran out of words? Ha! I win in Scrabble this time!
"No, that's not what I meant, but whoever you are- Levin Blum?"
Raight.
"Please tell Robin he's amazing."
Aye-Aye soldier.
"Thanks. See you soon." Shulk finished the call as he kindly returned the phone to Lucina, who snatched it aggressively with a pissed off glare, "Shulk! You've gotta be kidding me! Seriously!?"
"What? You know very well I'm not good with phone calls. Granny should've taught me more into phone calls while looking after Tweety in the bird cage." Shulk sighed as Lucina gave up, furiously turning around to walk away from him. "Anything you say doesn't make any sense at all! No wonder I call you donkey boy all the time!"
"Hey Lucy! Wait!" Shulk ran after her as if escaping the tsunami in Indonesia caused by Malaysia Airlines flight lolIDisappearedIntoTheRandomOcean!.
The smashers continued to tear the party down as Zelda smirked towards Cia, giving the overweight tactician to twitch uncomfortably while gripping her staff close to her.
"So is that where you met Robin? The Ylisse zoo? Oh! How I wonder! He took some good pictures of you behind the hippo gate, is that true? The zookeepers took good care of you until they released you out into the wild. And that's when you happened to overtake the park, meeting him there one more time. Oh, he sang that lovely song to a hippo? How sweet!"
"Bitch, don't make me strike you with my staff, I'm warnin you."
"Oh look! The hippo caught the hunter's spear! How amazing is that! I wonder if she could catch one of Link's amazing arrows!" Zelda continued to mock halfheartedly as she teleported to other side of the crowd, "See ya later hippo!"
Cia then screamed with fury, causing Douche to arrive at her aid, "What heppened Cia?"
"Fuckin Zelda getting on my nerves. Hate that bitch for life. Always callin me a hippo. Just where are you babe?" Cia glanced at the sky, Douche following her gaze as the stars routed a constellation path, a possible hint of Robin's current location.
But since they both had no basic idea on what stars and astronomy is, Ian Ridpath would regret why he even wrote the DK's ("ooooooh?" the brown gorilla kindly said) Astronomy book in 2007.
Meanwhile, the party was getting chaotic.
True to that matter, the basic events in the 2018 Electro house Ylisse- the first EDM event to be held in the Old Generation Fire Emblem Nation, were repeating itself in the Interlaken Showdown.
"EDM is satan!" Riki yelled as he brought a HUGE fire truck much to the amusement of the New York Firefighters who were wailing for a hose lately.
Pittoo smirked and unleashed an arrow, Chained Oblivion towards the nozzle of the hose currently jet streaming Holy Water towards the dark winged angel.
Thus the works of lawlessness was rising again in planet Mira, there was a way to stop this all.
With arrow and holy water combined, Pittoo laughed heartlessly towards the dark arrow now traveling though the straightened hose and created an explosion against the truck upon impact, leaving Riki to growl and pull out his holy weapon.
"Since when did Riki become a tactician?" Chrom wondered as he continued snacking on fishsticks while seated on the back of Rappy, the Deadly Nadder dragon screeching in return while circling the EDM chaos.
Villager inaudibly clapped towards the great firework of the party while Little Mac obsessively hoarded all of the cheese from the buffet table. Leaving the other smashers to stop dancing and join the Animal Crossing and Punch-Out character to carefully watch a cute religious furby battle against a deadly edgy angel of Satan.
"Chaos Control!-Ah dammit, You guys ruined my move." Shadow snapped as he joined the rest of the Smashers by the stage.
"Riki stop!" Shulk cried out as he watched the heropon run across the stage, only for a romantic interest to intervene Lucas's side B move.
"PK FREEZE!" the brown Earthbound boy yelled as he froze the heropon mid leap, the solid ice clinking against the stage floor.
"Santa Claus!? What in Hot Topic are you doing here!?" Lucas exclaimed in shock as he powered up PK fire.
"Oh? Not prepared for my amazing David Guetta powahs yet?" Claus smirked as the rivaling Earthbound fighters prepared to battle each other.
"Is-a it ovah yet?" Luigi peeked from his hat to see the battle still continuing while Shadow calmly wailed towards Maria and Mewtwo who was prepared to take Cia's lives away.
"Captain Falcon says Falcon preach that angel out of the party!" the F-zero driver exclaimed while falconizing everything he said over and over again.
"Great Aether!" Ragnell squawked as the chicken flew up and dived down with the heavy Golden Sun BLADE Personell, only for Ike to facepal at his pet's attempt to take the angel down.
"Ha!" Lucinario exclaimed as the blue aura pokemon threw a ball of Mew's mother towards Pittoo who easily dodged it with an evil laugh.
Bayonetta calmly flipped through Martha Stewart Living magazine while the squid sisters giggled like the idiot girls they were while Snake hid in his Smash Box, skyping to Sakurai about the current Chaotic TCG party.
While the fighters from the HTK and the MMMB were busy facing each other with weapons, Charizard flamed Riki back to life, the heropon wearing a menacing look.
"What!?" Pittoo growled as he saw the fire type Pokemon free Riki from Claus's PK Freeze.
"Satan Pit must go back to hell! Riki spread God's light and stop this party! Riki must get everyone on planet Mira saved with the words of the scripture! Be gone Satan!" Riki flicked the Bible spinning towards the dark angel who easily dodged the object hurling in a straight path towards space, Apollo V probably confused on where it came from.
"Fucking Furby thinks he can transform me into another Pit, huh? Well, we'll see about th-ACK!" With the KJV Bible spinning towards his back, the effect struck him into a screaming free fall in agony towards the ground, landing face-first against the flood lights which brought the steel beams to topple down over the Plegian Risen, sparks of light muting the loud beats that rippled across Interlaken.
With the smoke cleared, the smashers blinked in awkward moments as they cheered loudly in victory.
"I'm really raving it!" Shulk popped out of the stage mess, cheeks brewed with dust as he picked up Riki and hugged him in circles.
"Well that was well considering for a party!" scoffed Falco as he flew his Arwing north, returning to the MMMB HQ along with Fox following him.
"Oh well, tea time for us!" Palutena smiled while stinking up the air causing half of the smashers to anime fall in disgust. "C'mon, CTH, ma boyeez!"
"Good party Shulk. It ended with an amazing mess." Reyn panted while they both hugged each other in farewell.
"I'm late for Boob Da Boob!" Lucas exclaimed, referring to the children's card game created by the greatest ball player ever, Charles Barkley. He called the HTK and they all ran over to The Dark Goat, the pink limo struggling to back up from the lot.
As the Smash teams left with respected farewells, only the AweSomE cast and Team Aquila remained.
"Psh, what a stupid party! That'll never happen on my battleship!" Ted ranted in annoyance as he walked back to his Chevy Cruze, the car being named after him.
"But Ted, you didn't love that amazing explosion? It reminded us of our friendly battle in the training realm, remember?" Marco comforted him with the sweet Solarian words of his.
A/N: MARCO, IT'S ROOM, NOT REALM.
"C'mon kitty!" Hillary called over as the Persian made a breakneck flight towards Rubio's 2012 silver Skoda Octavia TSI VRS, the passenger door currently opened.
"Well, I'm a dead carrot." Donald said quietly as he walked back to his 2012 white Opel Astra, Rick Santorum, Jeb Bush, John Kasich, and Paul Ryan following him to the car.
"Well, who pays for this mess then?" Lucina cleared her throat as she eyed the Qashqai already flew back to Ylisse, the well known Shepherds of Naga to experience a failed EDM party.
Shulk eagerly rubbed the back of his neck while nervously laughing, "Me I guess?"
"Right on Donkey boy. Right on."
"Can't wait to finally fly back! It's been days since I didn't wrangle cows in Tuxsux with you Marco." Ted exhaled with a groan as he watched all of the 3 hydroplane cars loaded in the rear cargo of the Trump plane.
"Man, I just wish Florida looked like this." Rubio complained softly, Donald snickering at his stupidity.
"Chill the hell out son, there are many Interlakens to get to!" Trump laughed as Team Aquila climbed towards the steps, a horn preventing them from entering into the plane.
"Hey guys! Wait!" Shulk panted as he caught up to the stairs, "I'm sorry for all this mess to happen, I didn't mean to do it on purpose, it was my friend Riki who did this. I-"
"Shulk?" Donald raised a hand, "It's doesn't matter if people mess up on purpose, it's called an accident and there is forgiveness. Alright? We're gonna WIN WIN WIN this problem, Believe Me!"
Shulk sniffled and wiped a tear from his lower right eye, "Thanks Trump, make Aquila great again!"
"That's my boy." Donald smiled as he signaled his teammates to enter in the plane.
The AweSomE cast watched in awe as the 757 plane backed up and started running down full speed on the darkened runway before taking off.
Marco, seated by the window seat in the 15th row, giggled like the immature Floridian senator he was, "Goodbye Interlaken!"
"So much for that amazing party." Hillary relaxed while feeding Jack Link's Beef Jerky strips to a pissed off Kitty Sanders, much to Ted's amusement of the Aquila days.
"We'll never forget Akaneia (Future Europe)" Donald smiled while Jeb poked George's shell in boredom. Rick and John (Rick John bitch!) were busy playing the Aquila version of Boob Da Boob.
Back at the runway of Alpin Air Paragliding Interlaken, the AweSomE cast got prepared to leave.
"Chapter dismissed!" Ike exclaimed as he climbed into his TSX, followed by Marth climbing into his Altea and started jacketing off-ah I mean teaking off from the runway.
Pit, Pittoo, and Reflet decided to very well follow their cast mates back to Virginia Beach, seeing that Future Europe started getting annoying to them.
Douche and Cia did the same, the pudgy tactician still plotting a secret revenge against Zelda, that Hylian bitch of the CTH.
Only Shulk and Lucina remained.
"Got a plan?" Shulk broke the silence after Lucina's gaze of worry.
"Yes, Shulk. I plan to follow Father back to the Rathaus (City Hall) and try my best to distract him all the way from Robin's disappearance." Lucina replied while climbing into thier respective cars for take off north towards the halidom of Ylisse.
"Hey, donkey boy was a better name." Shulk laughed as they both disappeared through the dark evening clouds of Interlaken.
FINALLY DONE!
LONG ASS CHAPPIE EVER WRITTEN! xD
Okay a few keypoints:
I gave out all of the third party references. Getting prepared for Smash Wars soon! Boo-yeah!
-Smartphone and Tablet company Cosmicgate (Discovery E5 and Nova E5) are made up and it's not real, just my OWN creation. All rights reserved.
-Nordsee, that Chrom everytime refers to, is a european sea food restaurant located in Weil Am Rhein, Future Germany Aka Bionis.
So yeah, seek out next chappie.
Falco276 out! :D