Toying With The Past Is What We Do

by Shikiyamachi

Everything was looking up. His best friend was back and Team Seven was together again. Kaguya would lose. That was what he thought until suddenly he was falling. Now he was in pain with an oversized uniform and a voice too high. What the hell was going on? Time Travel. Gen. Epic Friendship. Rated T for Language.

3. Were You Neutered?

Revamped Series Edit Completed: 31 July 2017

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Toying With The Past Is What We Do
Chapter Three
Were You Neutered?

"I think time-travel is a bit of a leap, Kakashi."

"Well, it's not a dream, I'm sure. And we shouldn't remember Kaguya if we were under the Mugen Tsukuyomi. Besides, you would think we'd be wearing clothes that actually fit."

That ends the conversation, and though there's still a bit of doubt, they agree time travel is the best idea currently. Which is outrageous, but Kakashi and Obito decide to roll with it. Their universe manages the impossible daily.

Kakashi sighs and dislodges Obito from his side with a powerful shove, causing the Uchiha to crumple onto the pavement, smacking his cheek. As Obito curses with colorful insults, Kakashi falls to his back and pounds the ground with his little fists, acting like the child he appears to be. "It's awful! I have to go through puberty again!"

"I didn't think you went through puberty the first time," Obito petulantly retorts.

"What about you, huh?" Kakashi jumps to his feet with narrow eyes, crossing an arm while the other holds his pants. Obito stands as well while rubbing his aching cheek. "I'm surprised you grew at all after having your whole right side crushed. In fact, I bet the real reason you joined Madara's cause was because your dick was crushed too! What better way to get it back than through an illusionary world."

Kakashi is expecting a fist in the face, or at least a witty comeback. Instead, Obito looks away with flushed cheeks, an expression he recognizes as embarrassment.

The silence has Kakashi gaping and grinning simultaneously. He speaks incredulously, and with a hint of laughter. "Oi, Obito. I was joking. Just a bit of teasing is all... say something, come on."

Obito turns his face away and groans, embarrassment giving way to humiliation.

Kakashi guffaws, stepping back and setting a hand against his chest, his shoulders shaking from the force of laughter. In between the giggles, he manages only five words before falling to his knees. "Neutered... by a... boulder... kami-!"

"Shut up, you bastard! It's not funny!"

In the end, Kakashi does get smacked in the face, but rather than a fist, he is sent back by Obito's knee.