Alaska stared at the door as Pennsylvania and Prussia burst through her Maman's door.

"Hündchen!" Penn called out into the room before pouncing on Alaska

"Gillian," Alaska asked, "Why are you here? Don't you usually annoy Vermont for Maple."

"Because," Prussia chimed in, "I showed her how much better Vögelchen's Maple is to that State's" Prussia laughed.

Doesn't Maman keep a hockey stick under this couch…Alaska thought with a blank face. Soon Canada himself walked out of the kitchen to the sight of the Prussians hovering around the blank faced Alaska.

"Prussia, if you want pancakes they're in the fridge." Matthew sighed.

"Awesome if the awesome me does say so myself!" Prussia laughed as he got up and walked away from Alaska, "Come on my awesome apprentice!" Prussia gestured for Penn to follow him, which she did.

"Maman…" Alaska looked up at Canada, "Why are Prussians so attracted to Maple?" and after a pause she added, "Don't you keep a hockey stick under the couch?"

"Why?" Canada asked.

"No reason…" Alaska said before checking under the couch.

"It must be Canadian Maple that Hündchen uses on the salmon!" Penn's voice was clearly heard from the dining room.

"Salmon?" Canada asked,

"Maple goes with everything…" Alaska smiled, "It's an interesting story…but long story short…I was out of honey the day I got your maple shipment."

"I'll have to have you make it some day." Canada smiled. Alaska looked up at Canada laughed. The pair of them walked into the dining room to be met with a mess.

They both had a blank look then.

"Hey, Hündchen, why does Ohio and his mentor…uh…Hungary call you Maple Vodka? Is it because you drink it?" Penn asked. Alaska just stared at Penn, before going back into the living room. Penn leaned to the side, trying to see what her fellow state was doing. The three of them didn't have to wait long for Alaska to come back in carrying a hockey stick.

"Uh…" Penn said before getting up and slowly backing up slowly. Alaska quickly caught up to Penn and whacked her upside the head.

"Oi! No Gibbs-slaps!" Penn yelled and rubbed her head

"Then stop deserving them" Alaska sighed and dropped the stick

"You totally owe the awesomest me more Maple Salmon!" Penn said before going off to pester Alaska.

"So, Vögelchen, how do you like my awesome apprentice of awesomeness?" Prussia asked.

Yes...uh...I've had this for a while and found it...

Yes, Pennsylvania calls Alaska Hündchen (which is German for Puppy). Penn does this because of all the dogs Alaska keeps at her house (Alaska loves dogs she's also trained them to be sled dogs(she has someone to take care of them when Aleksandra's away))

Vögelchen is German for Birdie.

Who can geuss why Ohio and Hungary call Alaska Maple Vodka?

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