Before you ask. Yes, I was that board again...

"And you promise they, won't, you know…kill us?" Virginia asked

"Loosen up Gin. I promise they won't kill you." Alaska sighed

"Only her?" Penn asked when they were outside the conference room, She sat the boom box down and stared at Alaska

"Da, we've over used the excuse of 'we're just mentally teens'. So…we may not get off so easy…" Alaska shrugged.

"So, I assume you have a plan for escape?" Penn asked.

"Watch." Alaska smiled, shifting the brown paper bag in her arms.

"Okay." Penn smirked and kicked the door open, pressing the play button on the boom box.

"You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous. So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this." Penn started, getting everyone's attention.

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes." All three states sang, pointing at Japan while wiggling their fingers before throwing an arm around each other, "Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl," They didn't pay attention to the reaction of the room, "And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes."

The next land had America glaring at his states, but they paid him no mind as they jabbed a finger in his direction and sang "Check it out now. I love those fat Americans. You know they so obnoxious. They always eating burgers." At that point, Alaska reached into her paper bag (which she had put on the floor) and pulled out a Big Mac. America was fighting a smile as she hurled at him. "They always holding shotguns.

"And I love Mexicans." That made it Mexico's turn to glare at the girls, "The way they mow my lawn. They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on. Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they roll. Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose." Israel snorted at the girls. They had already "insulted" the man who controlled their land, so he doubted they really meant anything by it. "If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, And they're out of control like a Chinese driver." Ireland took it in stride, but China shot them a look.

The next few lines weren't met with much besides minor mutters "I love the Middle East, but how do they handle Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels. I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya. Ya mon. And I love them Puerto Ricans, Even though they wash their ass about once a week and," Minor mutters until they reached the following lines "I'm just joking. If you didn't know then You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland."

"Like, not cool!" Poland shouted from his spot next to Lithuania

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn," Japan adverted eye contact and blushed, "And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes. Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes."

"Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell If you love the Outback redneck Australians," This got England to smirk, and Australia grimaced, which quickly switched with the next line "And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth. Mamma mia!" And that line made Veniciano look hurt while Romano grumbled, "And how could anyone hate the French." France smiled, then laughed with the next line, "Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits. Brazilian girls is what you want, Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk." Brazil rose an eyebrow at this but just snorted and shook his head.

"I love Africans, but hold up a second." At this point the three just turned to look at each other with falsely confused looks, "National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid. Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes? They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose." Alaska reached into the bag again, this time pulling out a bottle of Vodka, "Uh oh! You're all on my checklist, Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast." And with that, the bottle went flying towards Russia, who caught it and smiled, lifting the bottle to the girls, "They're stereotypes, and if you believe them, Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis."

"Not true, da ze!" Korea spoke up.

"I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes." If one paid close attention, you'd see the barest twitch of Japan's lips, possibly the ghost of a smile? "Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.""All together now! I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.(repeat 4x) They hump sheep (repeat 3x)" The three girls were clapping with the rhythm of the music had disappeared for this part."I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn, And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes." And now Japan raise an eyebrow, wondering why exactly that line was repeated so often "Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl, And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes.""Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys." Penn smiled before turning to Scotland "But seriously, don't hump any sheep." Scotland just looked at her oddly.

With those last lyrics, Alaska dashed over to her father and hid behind him. Penn, understanding what their scapegoat was, ran to America, hiding behind his. Virginia however, not having as much experience with mess causing as the other two just bolted out the door.

China, Mexico, Poland, Romano, and Korea glared between the two of them, not thinking about the third who had run away. None of them approached the two though, as they were hiding behind the two people they didn't want to anger.

Penn shot Alaska a thumbs up before sitting on the floor next to America. Alaska just stood behind Russia and looked around innocently until the meeting was done. When it was she grasped onto Russia's arm and refused to leave his side until he had driven her safely to the hotel she was staying in.

I really couldn't figure out how to end it...

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