So...I was bored...typed this up in like...ten minutes to fix my boredom...hope it's not too bad.
'If I were to do a side-by-side comparison of Ohio and Penn,' Alaska thought as she pulled out her bread knife, 'I don't think they'd be as different as they'd like me to believe…' These thoughts were brought on just a few minutes ago by the sound of Ohio's voice in her living room, his visit completely unannounced, not even by a knock on the door. How Ohio got into her living room without her knowledge, when she had locked all the doors and windows in her whole house (even the upstairs ones) in hopes of insuring a day alone so she may bake in peace for her Maman's party, Alaska wasn't sure. She did decide that she must extract the information from her cousin before he left.
Due to her guest, unwanted as he may be, Alaska cut off an extra couple slices from her pumpkin spice bread and got out another small plate. She placed the plates on the little island in the center of her kitchen before walking back over to her bread maker. Really it was an excellent tool to get the dough to the right consistency.
"Are you starting a bakery?" She heard Ohio laugh.
"Chto?" Alaska asked, "I'm just baking a little." She looked around the kitchen and realized she had made about three dozen loaves of bread, all different flavors. She hadn't realized she'd made so much…
"A little?" Ohio was surprised at her words it seemed.
"Maybe a little more than a little…" Alaska laughed, "If you want you can take some with you. Maman invited me to a party at his house in BC for New Year's Eve…I was going to leave a Four, cause it's close to here an all. I wanted to bring food and…well I don't think my lovely siblings could eat all this..."
"Just step away from the bread maker cuz." Ohio shook his head.
Alaska rolled her eyes but did so. Really it was quite amusing.
"How did you get in, Ohio?" Alaska asked as she sat at the island.
"You left Kolov's door open." Ohio stated.
"You crawled into my house through a doggie door." Alaska sighed, that was something she'd expect from Penn, "What was so urgent?"
"Penn said your house was in lock-down and not even a fly could get in." Ohio stated.
"You did this to prove Penn wrong?" Alaska sighed, "Is she out there?"
"Yep!" Ohio nodded, "Why Maple-Vodka?"
"You two are ridiculous." Alaska sighed, shaking her head
"Says the one not visiting with Dad on a worn out principal." Ohio shot back.
"I'm visiting my immediate family. My Cousins can annoy me another time."
"Speaking of which-" Ohio started
"I'm still not sure how. And couldn't you ask Penn? Her parents were both male too…" Alaska sighed, "Or you could ask…I don't know most of the other states that…Like Virginia. Go bug Penn and Virginia."
"Gin would yell at me and Penn would…well you know what Penn says…" Ohio argued, "And I highly doubt that 'Prussian Awesomeness' is the real reason."
"Accept it Ohio, none of us actually know how we were conceived. To be fair…we weren't really…conscious of it when it happened." Alaska sighed
"But Maple-Vodka…" Ohio sighed, "Aren't you curious."
"I wouldn't mind knowing, but I'm not going to obsess." Alaska shrugged.
"No, instead you're planning how to rule the world." Ohio laughed.
"You know about that?" Alaska gasped
"Wait, what?" Ohio looked at his cousin in shock, but noticed her fighting to keep a straight face. That lasted a minute…at most before she started roaring with laughter. There was a tap at the kitchen window then. The two turned around to see Penn standing in the window shivering. Ohio pulled over a pen and notepad that were on the island and scribbled down "Try the doggie-door". Alaska rolled her eyes and walked to the back door to get Penn out of the cold. They were there, so she'd put them to work. She had quite a few loaves of bread that needed wrapped up before too long so she could get to her Maman's party.
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