Years passed since then. It can take years for wounds to heal, but this one never did. Funny how wounds on the outside take a shorter time to heal then the wounds that are invisible to the human eye. And yet again, Link was surrounded in water.
"Hey." A voice said from above water. A hand reached out and pulled Link out of deep water. He gasped as he floated up to the surface and saw Cloud glaring at him. "What where you doing? Everyone thought you were going to drown!"
"Sorry." Link muttered. He looked around to see tons of people glaring at him.
"If all you were going to do was drown, then why did you want to come to the pool in the first place?" Cloud snarled.
Because I wanted to drown. Link thought. I've always wanted to die in some way, ever since Zelda rejected me. "I-well I wanted to see the girls in swimsuits!" All of a sudden he was hit on the back of the head with a noodle (which didn't hurt thank Naryu).
"Pervert!" Corrin (who was the lifeguard) screamed.
"That's true." Cloud mused. "Seriously. You could've just gotten The Sports Illusrated Swimsuit edition from Oykot."
"What did you nearly do again?" Pit said as he took some waterproof headphones of his ears. "I was watching this video about a dance."
"He nearly drowned." Cloud said as he froze with horror. A whimper escaped his mouth.
"What is it?" Pit asked.
"Is that a rubber duck?" Cloud whimpered as he hid behind Pit.
Link turned around to see Marth happily watching a rudder duck floating on water. "Yes." Why are my roommates such dorks? One is afraid of ducks because of an accident from childhood and one who has an unhealthy obsession with viral videos. "What's it to you."
"No-nothing!" Cloud cried. "Just surprising to see one here! I mean…uh... hey Pit! Show me that dance that you were watching a moment ago! I uh…want to see it!"
"You do?" Pit's eyes widened. "You never care about my stuff!"
"That's because it's usually boring! Now come on, show me!" Cloud cried.
"Why are you changing the subject?" Link asked.
"Wha-what do you mean?" Cloud asked. "Why would I do that?"
"Because you don't like talking about your fear." Link mused as he dipped his feet in the water. "Which is understandable I suppose, but please…"
"Be quiet!" Pit cried. "I'm about to do it! HEY EVERYONE! I'M GOING TO DO A DANCE FOR YOU!"
Everyone in the room got quiet and looked at them. Link looked away in embarrassment. Please don't do something stupid. I still haven't recovered from that talent show yesterday. And seeing Ganondorf in a speedo definitely does not help.
"Just do it!" Ganondorf yelled.
Link cringed as he looked up something on his phone. I see. So a jug of bleach costs 7 rupees? Alright then. He pressed the order button and began to fill out the form.
"Alright." Pit breathed. "EVERYBODY DO THE FLO- OUCHHHHHH!" He screamed jumped up and fell on his face.
"PIT!" Link cried as he ran forwards. "Are you OK?" He asked.
"Uh-huh." Pit nodded as he got up. His head had a huge bump on it. "Ouch. Somehow that looked less painful in the video."
"You idiot." Cloud muttered.
"BWA HA HA!" A voice laughed.
Link turned around to see Peach laughing at them. Behind her was her 'army.' This included Ashley, Barbara, Phospara, Kat, Anna and…Zelda. It tore a hole in Link's heart to see her again. All of them where wearing matching two-piece pink polka doted swimsuits.
"Man are you pathetic!" Peach laughed as she pulled out her phone. "I can't believe I caught all of that on video! I'm going to post it on YouTube! Any concerns?"
"Yes." Ashley said. "But it's not about the video. It's about this swimsuit. I don't think it suits me…"
"Be quiet!" Peach cried. "We have to match so we look cute! Well, I am cuter then all of you combined. But still. I have to post this!"
"Wha-NO!" Pit cried. "I'll never be able to live it down!"
"This is coming from the person who ate 12 cakes in one day then got violently ill afterwards in front of everyone." Barbara snapped. "Shut up. No one cares about you."
"I do!" Link yelled as he put an arm around Pit. "And so does Cloud! So shut up!"
Everyone gasped.
"Oh no you didn't" Fox said.
Peach's ears turned red. "Oh yeah? Well you little…"
"Attention everyone." Dark Pit said as he walked forwards with Marth and Shulk in tow. "I heard that Little Miss Slut was making fun of Pit. Is that true?"
"What did you just call me?" Peach cried. "But yes. Is there a problem?"
Dark Pit grabbed Peach's collar. "Yes there's a problem." He snarled. "No one is allowed to make fun of Pit expect for me!"
"Yeah!" Marth cried.
"Wha-oh Pittoo!" Pit swooned. "You care about me after all!"
"Of course I don't!" Dark Pit snapped. "Now if you excuse me, I'm going to kill this bitch, steal her phone and post the video on my YouTube account!"
"WHAT!" Pit cried.
"Dark Pit…" Shulk started. "Maybe you should stop."
"Never!" Dark Pit snarled. "And may I remind you that this is the girl who locked your girlfriend in a tower and is still trying to kidnap her to this very day! You even formed a secret alliance to take her down!"
"WHAT!" Peach cried. "Whatever. I just care that it gets posted."
"Sure thing." Marth said. He turned to Shulk. "Now, let's do what we came here for. Link."
"Huh? Me?" Link asked.
Marth nodded. "There's something I need to tell you."
"S-sure thing!" Link said feeling a little uneasy.
"I'll come as well." Cloud said. "It's not like I have anything better to do."
"Me to!" Pit cried. "I'm tired of looking like an idiot!"
"Then come with us." Shulk said as he slid on some sunglasses. "We'll tell you something that will blow your mind."
"What's up with the dorky sunglasses?" Dark Pit asked.
"Every secret agent needs them!" Shulk beamed. "Now come on! Let's get going!"