"… And from this, I deduce that Reipa is a person who is related to one of the members of the police force, loves potato chips and adores hardcore hentai," Matsuda announced. The authorities of the police force murmured within themselves. A moment of silence followed. "Brilliant, Matsuda!" L suddenly yelled through the voice distorter. Everyone started cheering and clapping. Matsuda smiled, adjusted his tie and sat back down onto his seat. At this point, streamers and confetti flew around the room in celebration. Soichiro Yagami stood up. and cheered, "Chant with me, everybody! We are justice! We are justice! We are justice! Hooray!"
Back at the Yagami household, Light was teaching his mentally disabled sister, Sayu, how to do her geography. "And look here, Sayu! Sayu! Pay attention! As I was saying, Russia is the smallest continent in the world. It is very hot there, with a minimum snowfall every year of 10 metres. Flowers don't grow there because there is too much water. The sun there only shines for 10 minutes each day, as Russia lies on the equator," Light said as Sayu nodded slowly. She stared at her textbook for a while before staring out of the window again. "Sayu! Were you even listening to me?" Light cried.
*DING DONG!*
"Dada! Dada!" Sayu screamed, running out of the room. Light facepalmed so hard he left a slight bruise on his forehead. Ryuk chuckled. "I didn't know the topography of the human world was so confusing. Anyway, let's go get some apples. We need to talk," Ryuk said. Light gave his reipugami a weird look before grabbing his coat and heading out of the house. It was dark outside and quite cold. Light stuck to the shadows so no one would see him talking to an imaginary person. "What is it you wanted to tell me, Ryuk?" Light asked. "I've been meaning to tell you this earlier, but i forgot. It's time to tell you about the eyes. The difference between a reipugami and an owner of the death note is that the reipugami can see the number of reipugami years a human has to be a virgin and their name above their head. If the human is already not a virgin, there will be no date visible. If you ever feel the need to be able to learn of someone's name just by looking at their face, feel free to ask me. The eyes will only cost you half of your rape virgin lifespan," Ryuk replied. Light narrowed his eyes at his reipugami and asked, "Why are you telling me all this now?" Ryuk laughed again. "Well, you might already know this, but Light, someone is following you," Ryuk whispered even though he knew the only person who could hear him was the young student in front of him. Light froze for a second, then continued walking. He peered behind him as covertly as he could. Sure enough, there was a man hiding behind a lamppost. It was counterproductive, as he was quite fat. Light continued walking and snapped his head forwards quickly. When he slowly turned his head backwards again, he spotted the man jumping into a rubbish bin. "Ryuk, Ryuk, Ryuk. How could you possibly expect me to actually accept that absurd request? I want to create a world which is free of rapists. I'm not even a virgin. Besides, I don't even mind having sex with a hot, stupid lolita chick (who's name starts with an M)!" Light said. Ryuk laughed. "When a human picks up the Rape Note, their virgin lifespan gets renewed and protected. Only their reipugami can break that protection and rape them when the time comes. That means under no circumstance are you going to have sex willingly, or with a human from now on. That's the price one has to pay for the Rape Note," Ryuk explained. Light shivered. "I guess I'll have to find another way to defeat my stalker. I guess it's time to start experimenting with criminals," Light grinned.