Jack Jones 30/2/2001
Chokes on own dick during auto-fellatio. Raped to death by himself.
Dick Tiny 31/2/2001
Survives by eating his own intestines for a month before giving in to blood loss, getting raped to death through the bronchiole.
Blue Balls 32/2/2001
Travels to mars and back 4 times by foot naked. Raped on the sun.
Harry Willy 33/2/2001
Accidentally rips his balls off while falling in the shower. Gets raped through his bleeding ballsack.
Baka Smarts 34/2/2001
Rapes L.
Prada Poor 35/2/2001
Falls onto a lava lamp, effectively impaling and raping herself to death.
Avrogado Mole 36/2/2001
Recites pi to the 9999999999999999999th decimal place before being raped by a protractor.
Jagged Tit 37/2/2001
Gives L HIV.
Nuclear Atom-split 38/2/2001
Writes "L, did you know/ gods of death/ love to rape people?" On three of his cellroom walls.
Light wrote the last name with a little apprehension. After all, it was giving L a huge clue… When he was done, he closed his Rape Note and went to sleep early, because tomorrow was going to be a big day.
"Light? You want me to go on a date with you?" Bakada replied. "Yes, oh sweet Baka! Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more-" Light started, but Bakada had slammed the phone down. It was 3:00 am in the morning, after all. Light sighed. He was just so excited! Ryuk guffawed. "That's the ninth girl you've tried, Light. Looks like you're not very popular with the ladies," He teased. Light groaned. Looks like he had to try his last resort.
"Gami! Gami! Gami! I love you!" Migami cooed, basking in Light's glory. Light just nodded and ignored the irritating junior who worshipped him in every way. "It doesn't matter," He said to himself. "It's a date no matter how you look at it." Light turned to look at Migami, whose mouth was beginning to fill with rabid froth from excitement. He quickly avoided his gaze in disgust. "I'm so excited! I haven't gone to a brothel since middle school," Migami squealed. Light ignored him again, turning his head to make sure his shadow was following him as they boarded the bus to the brothel. His heart was beating very fast. From now onwards, there was no going back, even if the plan failed! Out of the blue, Migami pressed his ear onto Light's chest. "Gami! Gami! Gami! I can hear your heart beating so fast! A… are you excited to be with m… me?" He stammered. Light, once again, ignored his date. They sat down near the back. His stalker sat right behind him. A few seconds passed a suspicious-looking hobo boarded the bus. "Yes," Light mumbled under his breath. His plan was working perfectly. The man brandished a gun, earning a few screams and gasps from the bus's passengers. "Everyone do as I say and no one will be hurt! Passengers, just stay in your seats and keep quiet. As for you, bus driver, call the brothel now and ask one of the prostitutes to deliver yesterday's revenue to me when we get there. Now, drive! Hurry!" The man demanded. Light turned his head to the left to check on Migami. The boy was so scared, he had an erection. Light's eyes widened in disgust. Migami wasn't doing anything to hide his embarrassment. In fact, he was starting to rub his crotch on Light's knee. Light quickly moved his leg away before they could make any contact. Anyway, it was time to continue acting out his plan. "Don't be worried, Migami. When the time comes, I will tackle him myself," He whispered loudly into Migami's ear, almost deafening him. Migami's face turned from an expression of fear to pure joy. He seemed to be frozen in time, stunned by Light's words. His stalker behind them suddenly stuffed his FBI identity card under Light's nose, whispering, "It's too dangerous. I'm a trained FBI agent. I'll do it." Ray Penis… Light read silently. His mission was going to be a success!
Suddenly, Migami broke out of his spell and started yelling. "GAMI! GAMI! YOU TALKED TO ME! YOU CARE ABOUT ME! I LOVE YOU TOO, GAMI! OH, GAMI, I WOULD-" Migami screamed at the top of his lungs, obviously getting the attention of the bus hijacker. The hobo pointed his gun at the three of them. "What are you trying to do there, in the back?" He shouted. Light just smiled. His work was almost done here. Now, all he had to do was give Ryuk the signal to reveal himself to the bus hijacker. He stood up and slid his pants off, exposing his dick and ass to the whole busload of passengers. He narrowed his eyes at Migami, afraid that those crazed lips might promptly fly to his dick. When Migami did not move, Light heaved a sigh of relief. He turned his head back to the hobo just in time to see him start to freak out. "What the fuck? A giant, hideous monster!" The bus hijacker squeaked, facing the back of the bus. Ryuk smiled and stepped forward, absorbing a few shots from the man's gun. When he reached his hand out towards the man, the poor soul got so discombobulated he dropped his gun and fell on it, successfully pushing it deep into his asshole and pulling the trigger at the same time. Back at the back of the bus, Light pulled his pants up and grinned, saying to himself, "Raped to death by gun. Just as I'd planned. The Rape Note never fails to please me."