"Honey, I'm home," Ray said to his wife, flinging his coat on the floor. His wife scampered quickly to pick it up and hang it. "Guess what happened to me today? I witnessed a bus jacking! Exciting, isn't it? Just like your FBI days! Too bad you weren't there," Ray laughed. Naomi lowered her head and tried to stifle a sob. Ray sat himself down on an armchair. "Bitch where my dinner at? Get in the fucking kitchen, cunt," he shouted. Upon hearing those words, Naomi couldn't help but let out a soft whimper. She quickly realized her mistake, looked up in fear, then covered her head and tried to crawl under the bed. "No! NO! NOO!" She screamed as Ray got up angrily and grabbed her shoulders. He bent her over the bed and pulled down her skirt. The unzipping of a fly was heard before screams of pain filled the room.
It was a busy evening at the subway. All people were walking quickly, apparently with some sort of very important agenda to be completed as soon as possible on their minds. No one noticed a lean young man in a white track suit suspiciously leaning against the wall next to the coffee shop. At about 1900, a fat american was passing through the metro. The young man approached the american from behind and whispered, "Don't turn around or I'll kill you. I'm Reipa," into his ear. An expression of fear and shock etched itself on Ray's face. That expression quickly changed into a look of doubt. Ray's eyebrows knotted together as he asked, "How do I know you're telling the truth?" Reipa smirked. "I figured you'd be asking that, so I've arranged a raping right here so you would believe me. You see that old dude right there? The really wrinkly one with nothing but a sparkly red thong on? Well, he's a serial child molester. Hard to believe, huh? In a few seconds, his crimes will be punished," Light whispered. To his surprise, Ray scoffed and said, "Oh yeah? Let's see that happen, liar!" A moment went by, and true enough, the man's thong was ripped to shreds as he fed his cock into a paper shredder while his whole body followed. Ray shuddered. "C'mon now, that could have been a coincidence! Saggycheeks over there could have accidentally done that himself!" Ray argued. Light groaned and said, "Alright. You see that woman over there in a trench coat? She used to rape men and then sell her babies to adoption agencies. She's going to be raped by that broomstick next to her." Ray's eyes widened. "T…That's…" He stuttered as the woman took a firm grip of the stick and inserted it into her nether regions with great force. She then slipped, pushing the stick all the way up her torso and out of her mouth. "What a disturbing sight to behold! Anyways, do you believe me now?" Light asked tiredly. Ray shook his head. "No. That… That was my mother! And I believe that was definitely something my mother would do. Yes, that wasn't surprising," Ray said. Light smacked his forehead. "Damn it, Penis! Who the hell do you want me to rape before you believe that I'm Reipa and do as I say?" Light groaned. Ray smiled. This stupid-looking fatass wasn't actually as idiotic as Light thought, because he said,"I want you to rape Light Yagami."
Light's breathing quickened but he steadied it as soon as he noticed. "Who's Light Yagami?" Light asked innocently. "Don't play a fool with me, Reipa. I know you can rape anyone you like, so I'll only believe you if you rape this boy named Light Yagami. I'm in the FBI, supposed to be stalking him a few days ago, so I'll definitely get a phone call or something if something like that happened to him," Ray grinned. He was feeling oh-so-smart right now as Reipa shook behind him. "What's wrong, Reipa?" Ray teased. There was an inaudible sound of pen scratching against paper seconds before Ray's phone rang. He picked it up. "What? Yes? Light Yagami has been raped to death? …Oh, okay, thank you," Ray mumbled. He snapped his phone shut and lowered his head in fear. Light smirked. He hadn't expected this part to be so hard, but he had accomplished it with some quick thinking. He had wrote a man's name into his Rape Note and instructed him to call Ray, posing as his colleague and notify him of Light Yagami's death. "Okay… What do you want me to do?" Ray asked. Light handed him an envelope containing a transceiver and a few documents. He then instructed him to board any train, which Ray duly obeyed. He then told Ray to write the names of all the FBI agents in Japan onto the documents in the envelope. Once he was done, he was to slap the person next to him and put the document in his bag. Ray did as he was told obediently. When he was done, he gave his surroundings an apprehensive look, then got out of the train. As his foot stepped out of the train, he heaved a huge sigh of relief. He was safe to go home and molest his fiance again! All of a sudden, his pants and boxers dropped to his ankles, his belt buckle clanging on the floor. A burning sensation engulfed his asshole as he fell to his knees. He knew what was happening, but he still turned around to look at his perpetrator. Ryuk was being invisible. Between the closing train doors, Light Yagami chuckled as he looked down at Penis's pained face.