Not So Bad After All…?

3rd Person POV

It wasn't until later that night that Link had realized just how ridiculous his situation had become. I mean first not only was it saving Hyrule after sleeping for 100 years, but now it was taking care of a she demon who had to feed off of sex with him to survive and might've even fallen in love with him after one night together. Completely ridiculous if you asked him.

However...watching her throw food in a cooking pot and watching it dance around before it turned into something good and seeing how excited she became by such "Mortal Mundane things." wasn't as bad as he thought it would be two days ago when she jumped him that first night.

"Hey...Isn't this kind of dangerous?" Kou questioned as he tried to climb the mountain next to the tower he'd spotted from down below that just so happened to be on top of the mountain. "You don't have that much stamina either… maybe we should just go back down?"

"Nope," Short and to the point as always, "If I don't do it now I'll forget and I won't wanna do it later." In response Kou just gently floated in the air next to him using her suspiciously small wings. How did those work anyway?

"How do your wings support your body weight?" He asked out of the blue when he was taking a break on the mountain about 20 feet down from where the shrine was. "I mean they're pretty small…" he finished getting a close look at them when she landed.

"H-Hey! Don't get so close they're sensitive!" She yelled looking away as he pulled one, "If you're not careful I might have to go for an afternoon 'Snack'." That sure got his attention quick as he stepped away and was quickly climbing again.

"Anyway, don't ask me, I just use them. They're mostly used for sex anyway as erogenous zones." She said quickly jumping up on the cut out hillside with him as he caught his breath.

When they got to the shrine link put the sheikah slate on the pedestal and it glowed blue before opening up. As they walked in and it went down Kou couldn't help but think how lucky she was. Who knew that boring old Plateau would have something good for her there? She certainly didn't. She also thought about how proud her oldest brother, Gou, would be when he found out she had a small kind hylian to take care of her.

As link solved the puzzle within (which took forever considering he had to go to the other mountain and then come back again) He walked up the steps to "Speak" to the monk.

"Creepy, did they just sit there until they died and then sit for another 10,000 years to wait for the next hero to come open up the shrine? Cause if so they deserve the biggest 'Congratulations for waiting!' award ever made." Kou said as soon as they walked out of the shrine now completely blue instead of half.

"It's admirable, yes, but it was what they believed to be their divine duty." Link responded and despite his short answer, Kou liked to think he enjoyed her company at least a little bit.

"How many do you think there are around Hyrule? There must be at least 100 right?"

"Maybe, but either way we'll have to get as many as we can so they didn't wait in vain."

And that was how they spent the rest of the walk to the horse stable down the trail. When they got there Link was surprised that Kou didn't get as many strange looks as he thought she would. He decided he would ask her later as she kept complaining she was tired and she wanted to sleep in a bed and not on the ground out in the cold.

The next morning Link woke up to a commotion that turned out to be Kou beating up a group of men for being "Filthy Perverts!" and was breaking arms left and right. Link had to hurriedly come grab her and run before she started breaking other stuff.

"Let me go! That guy was touching my butt and then he tried to pay me to have sex with him! I'll kill him if I ever see him again!" She screamed in a rage while walking up to a tree and punching a hole straight through it.

"Link! I'm hungry c'mon!" She yelled at him still furiously walking about fifty feet in front of him her tail furiously whipping from side to side like a cat.

In response all he could do was sigh and visibly droop a little bit and follow after her knowing it was going to be a long day for him as the last time she was hungry had been the middle of the night and she might've been fatigued from waiting for so long. But now she was well rested and extremely upset so who knew how long it'd be till she was satiated.

'Whoever did this...I hope you die a horrible death.' Was all he could think as he sped up in response to seeing her tapping her foot waiting for him to catch up.

AN: If you're wondering what her outfit has been changed to just look up 2B's outfit and it just about the same thing just with the details above! Cheers!