"Hm. Yes. Naomi Misora could have been-"
"Cats," Matsuda declared. The whole police force erupted in a fit of cheers. L gave him a look. "As I was saying-"
"Sir! You have to take a look at this! Switch to the Sakura TV channel at once!" Watari screamed. The force flicked to the Sakura TV channel. It was broadcasting the words "REIPA" on its screen, accompanied by a garbled, high pitched voice. "Attention everyone! I am Reipa! Now flick to the Horse Lover Channel!" The men did. On it showed the mouth of the broadcaster having a giant horse penis fed in and out of it. "MMMPH! MMPH!" He screeched. The men all looked downwards in disgust. L, however, licked his lips. Aizawa flicked back to Sakura TV. "Aw man! Why do you always-" L got cut off again. "Shut up!" The rest of the force yelled. "Now, flick to MTV." L grabbed the remote to do so immediately. MTV was showing Jersey Shore. The men laughed and hi-fived each other. Snooki was standing in front of the screen. All of a sudden, an invisible force impaled her. She did not have any time to scream, for Ryuk's penis had pierced through the whole of her short body. "Oops," Ryuk chuckled. Meanwhile, Matsuda facepalmed. "We cannot let this broadcast carry on any further!" He shouted, thumping his fist on the table. "Ukita! Go to Sakura TV at once!"
Ukita approached the front doors of the building. He got raped instantaneously. The police force, watching the CCTV outside the building, gasped in unison. "But… but… Reipa can't kill without a name…" L stuttered. Just then, a jet, piloted by Soichiro Yagami crashed into the building. L sighed and facepalmed. "And that's another 3 hundred million yen…" He mumbled under his breath. But it had worked. The broadcast had ended.