"I want to join the force." Light said. L squinted his eyes at him. "I'll do anything it takes! I swear! I'll even suck your dick!" Light begged. L squinted even harder for a second, then relaxed. "Okay!"
An hour later, both Light and L walked out of the hotel bedroom holding hands and looking very sated and debauched. "He's on the team," L declared to the rest of the police force.
"So. Our plan is to contact the fake Reipa posing as the real Reipa." Light proposed. "I'll start now." Light pushed a button, cleared his throat, and started speaking into a microphone. "I'd like to reveal that I am the real Reipa," Light started. L jumped up and whooped. "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!" He screamed, pointing an accusative finger at Light. The rest of the team just stared at him expressionlessly. "I was pretending to be Reipa so we can find out more about the fake Reipa…" Light explained. "Oh," L said, disappointed.
A few days later, a response from the fake Reipa was broadcast on TV. When the task force was done watching the broadcast, they shut their agape jaws and looked worried together. "So, uh… I quit." Mogi confessed. "You stay right here, Mogi," L whispered. "I can't believe the fake Reipa just mentioned Reipugamis! Does he actually expect us to believe in Reipugamis? I know they were a myth parents would tell their little children to scare them to sleep but really?" Light shook his head. "I think its time we arrange for a meeting with this Reipa."
"Oh, that's good. Yes! Beautiful! Just like that! Perfect!" A female voice moaned. Misa writhed on top of the woman. "You make such a great lesbian porn star, Misa!" The director crooned. Misa giggled, her lips sending vibrations up the woman's clit. "Oh, yeah," she sighed. Misa curled her three fingers in the woman's pussy and she came. They then changed positions. The woman was handed a strap-on dildo which she promptly put on. It was a fist thick and as long as Ryuk's arm. Misa lay on the couch with her two legs wide open and her forearms by her nubile breasts, readying herself for the onslaught. The woman thrust forward, perforating Misa with the dildo. "Oh, sensei," She moaned, staying in character. She was dressed in a japanese schoolgirl uniform with her blouse half unbuttoned. The woman went on thrusting for about two more hours before they did a cumshot and Misa was free to go home.
Once she reached home, Misa immediately flopped onto their bed. "Being a porn star is such hard work," she complained to Rem. Rem nodded in disgust. "Fucking disgusting piece of slut flesh," she muttered under her breath. "Why Jealous ever sacrificed his life for her will always remain a mystery to me." Misa frowned. "What's that?" She asked but Rem ignored her. "Who's Jealous?"
Rem sighed. "Do you want to know how you got your Rape Note?" Misa nodded innocently. "Well, that's for the next chapter."