A/N: Sorry for it being so short next will Probably be longer. Thanxx 100x for the reviews favs and follows it means a lot. Sorry if this one sucks was up really late writing it.

The song sampled is Woo Hoo - Christina Aguilera Ft. Nicki Minaj

And again yes I own glee. That's why Brittana is married, Faberry has always been on, and Tike are talking more than Rachel when someone asks if she knows anything about Barbra. No I don't own glee but I do own a Fanfiction account and can write and imagine I do own glee, does that count? No? I tried.

Brittany's POV

She was walking into Brittany's room with her iphone in her hand ready to start her plan. She put her Iphone in the empty doc, turned to the song she was going to use and turned it up all the way up.

"1 2 3" she whispered while clicking the play button, and…..

"WOO HOO! WOO HOO! WOO HOO YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANNA HEY! WANNA TASTE MY!"

As soon as woo hoo came on Brittany jumped up and screamed, falling on the floor in the process.

"What the fuck! Rachel! What the hell's wrong with you?" I say freaked out and angry at the same time.

"It's time to get up." She said while dancing to Christina.

"Turn that down and it's not time it's" I check the time. "It's 11 o'clock in the morning!" I exclaim. I don't get up until about 3 and after I get up, I set my usual routine and this little stunt is gonna mess it all up!

"Exactly, I woke you up at 11 so you could have some extra time to get ready for your lesson."

"Oh yeah that lesson was today" I say dreading that I have to get up and go. I'm starting to regret even calling.

"See! That's why you have me as your best friend. I'm always coordinated and early." She said beaming her million dollar smile.

"I'm not going" I say rolling back into the bed and covering my face with a pillow.

"The hell you not! You are going, I'm not about to be the girl who's best friend is a quitter just because she couldn't get out of bed. Do you know how fast stuff travels around here? Faster than that bird that says 'Beep Beep' from that old show. You know what I'm talking about?" she asks slightly confused by her own statement.

"Yeah, I do. That fast huh?" I ask no way can anything be that fast 'cause that bird never gets hurt.

"Yup! So that's why you should get up and get dressed so no one will think that I'm- I mean you are a quitter." She says fixing her mistake.

I roll my eyes "Okay I'll get up but you will be paying hell for the way you woke me up" I say getting out of bed and heading to the bathroom.

"Okay I'll give you your personal time and when I come back in 30 minutes you better be ready or there will be consequences" she says trying to sound menacing and make me scared. But failed horribly, I think she was scared of me while saying it.

After I get out the shower I head to my closet and look for an outfit. When I reached up on the top shelf to get my tops and Rachel abruptly walked in.

"Oh my! Uhh" she stumbled on her words.

I smirked as she was trying to think of the reason why she came in here.

"I was uhh oh yeah I forgot my iphone" she said going over to get it. "Uhh sorry again" she said not looking at me, but I know she had a blush on her cheeks then left out the door.

After that incident and me finally putting on some clothes, I settled on black shorts and a white V neck fitted shirt that showed just enough cleavage with my hair straight and my black and white converses.

"Okay Rach how do I look?" I ask knowing she was going to make sure I looked okay anyway.

"You look good." She said not looking me in the eye.

"Haha Rachel you've seen me naked before I don't know why this is such a big deal" I say chuckling in my head.

"Never mind that, it's 10:57 your gonna be late if you don't get out the door now." She said ignoring my question, I'll tease her later.

"Uhh, I didn't even eat yet! And I am not leaving that door without food in my tummy." I say cause my dad always says "You can't leave out the door without food in your tummy hunny" and then he says "That's not funny" cause I always laugh because he rhymed tummy with hunny accidentally.

"Umm" she says looking around the kitchen for something quick to eat. "Uhh here!" she hands me a banana a capri sun and a granola bar.

"Thank you! How did you find this so quickly?" I ask impressed.

"No time just eat! We can't keep them waiting!" she said in a hurry.

"Umm, why are you rushing me and don't give me a story about me creating a reputation or something. And why did you say 'We' I thought it was just me going?" I ask confused as hell but not about to hear the same story over again.

"Well, uhh I kind of got asked out by her manager and was kind of told to meet her the same time you were going." She says cautiously waiting for my explosion.

"Awww phone love, how cute okay you can come but you have two hells to pay now."

"Alright, just hurry up and eat so we can get on our way"

"Hey! I'm only human"

"Just hurry!"

"Alright don't get your nipples in a twist….unless you like that kind of stuff" I say wiggling my eye brows and smirking.

"You know what!"

After the arguing stopped about 20 minutes later they left and headed to the singing teacher's house.