"It all started with Jealous, another Reipugami. He was watching a little girl walking all by herself down a dark alley. I asked him, 'It's her time, isn't it?' And he confirmed it. 'She's so full of life,' he said. 'She's only three years old!' Whereas I was wondering what she was doing all alone in a dark alley. Anyway, the rapist approached her. She was infatuated with her. 'I've watched all your pornos! If I can't have you, I'll rape you!' She screamed. She was also carrying a kitchen knife in her hand. Needless to say, we both guessed that that was going to be the makeshift dildo. Jealous noticed it and flipped open his Rape Note frantically. 'Jealous, no!' I cried. 'You've ran out of pages. Here; use this one.' Jealous thanked me and retrieved the new Rape Note from my hands. Or so he thought. I had handed him a fake one! Rape Notes never run out of pages! While he wrote the rapist's name into the fake notebook, I pushed him off the Earth viewing hole and he died." Rem took a moment to wipe a tear off her face. "So, I wrote the rapist's name in Jealous's Rape Note anyway to reverse the rape. Watching a three-year-old raping a woman? What fun!" Misa fantasized about this scenario for a moment before recalling that that little girl was her. "So, if it weren't for Jealous, I wouldn't have my Rape Note? Wow. And that's how you kill a Reipugami… And by the way, Rem, you're not in love with me, are you?" Misa drawled. Rem instantly dry retched. Since she didn't eat chocolates or apples, a little dust fell out of her mouth but that was it. She then had a seizure, in which she fell out of the building's window, her muscles twitching violently. She fell into a huge truck of rubbish. "Dirty shit bag of tit milk cum," She swore inaudibly.
"Hi! Does Rei- I mean, Light Yagami live here? I'm the future mother of his abundance of children. I'm here to start their production," Misa pronounced proudly to Sayu. "Tentacles… I… Boobies…" Sayu responded. Light hurried downstairs as he had heard the doorbell ring and did not want her making a fool of herself in front of any visitors. Apparently, he was too late. Sayu had noticed Misa's exposed cleavage (meant to seduce Light) and grabbed hold of one of her boobs. "Er…" Misa stuttered. Light felt that he should intervene, but his cock thought differently. "Why don't you two come in and continue?" He panted. He pushed the two girls into his house and locked the door. Misa just struggled out of Sayu's grasp. "Are you Light Yagami?" She questioned Light. "Why, the very one and the same," Light smiled. She pulled the Rape Note out of her bra and presented it to Light with pride. "I'm the other Reipa," She spazzed. "Let's have sex now!" She hopped onto Light, undressed him appropriately with experienced grace, and raped him. "What the fuck? Get off me!" Light yelled. His parents had approached to see what all the commotion was about and was staring at him with their jaws wide open and a hand over their mouth. "I'm sorry, parents. I have dishonored you," Light apologized as a tear slid down his cheek. Misa patted his face lightly. "Expect your children in nine months."