A/N: Here's another chapt.
I opened the door expecting to find Quinn's hobbit and instead was face to face with an angel.
I stood there mesmerized by what was standing in front of me. She was the definition of perfect either that or more. She had long wavy hair, the color of the brightest yellow flower I've seen. I may sound a little cheesy (A lot) but she looked as if she were an ultimate human being. (Damn it I've been hanging around Puck too much.)
"Hello I-I'm Brittany and this is um uhh this iiisss" she stuttered and snapped her fingers trying to remember her friend's name.
"Rachel! I'm Rachel um is Quinn here?" I finally looked at the girl next to the beautiful blond.
"What?"
"Is Quinn here?"
"Uhhh I don't know" I say (nice one Lopez, of course she's here.)
"Yes I am here" Quinn said shoving me out the way, annoyed.
"Hey Q-Quinn" The hobbit said I think I don't know I was too busy staring at the blonde beauty staring right back at me.
"Hey Rach, um maybe we should head inside cause we have been standing out here for like ten minutes" Quinn said, the only one with sense surprisingly.
"Okay um how about you go in the living room and make yourself comfortable while I go upstairs and get my books." I say while heading upstairs and tripping up the stairs 'cause I wasn't paying attention. Maybe because I was staring at Brittany from across the room or maybe it's because I ordered more steps and I forgot. You'll never know.
As I reached the first step I was bombarded by my little Chihuahua Perrito. (A/N: I used Google Translate so it might say little dog when you translate)
I know cliché but he is indeed a little dog.
"Hey buddy how are you doing? I forgot you were up here. How about I go get my books and then go down stairs to introduce you to a really pretty girl? You'd like that? Yeah you would." I say in my doggy voice. You see, Perrito is a little playa every time I'd bring a girl home he would try to get her attention and you know what it worked most of the time too. So he's like a little cock blocker.
"C'mon player lets go and try to woo this girl." I say after grabbing my books and heading to the stairs.
Once I reached the bottom of the stairs, Perrito ran towards Brittany and stopped in front of her, wagging his tail excitedly.
Brittany gasped, surprised by the little dog coming out of nowhere, but also that he was the cutest she had ever seen.
"Hey where'd you come from?" Brittany said picking him up.
"And what's your name, huh?" She asked him in a really cute dog voice, god could she get any more perfect?
"Um what's his name?" she asked but I wasn't paying attention I was too busy staring at her.
"Um san she asked you a question." Quinn said, annoyed that she had to say that when she could be talking to the hobbit.
"Oh! Um uh his name is Perrito. He's a Chihuahua." I say finally breaking out of my fazed state.
"Oh...is that Mexican?" she asks slightly embarrassed that she had to ask.
"No its Spanish actually, it means little dog in Spanish." If anyone else had said that I would have told them off but with her, I just thought it was cute. (God, could I get anymore weak?)
"Oh that makes sense cause he's a little dog!" she exclaimed excitedly.
"Yeah everybody else always say that it's stupid to name him that." Thank you someone finally gets me.
While I was having a staring competition with the floor, Quinn and Hobbit were exchanging touches and eye fucks like crazy.
"Hey San, Brittany, I was going to show Rachel this poster I have upstairs on my wall in my room, so...um...yeah." Quinn said while grabbing Rachel and dragging her up to her room.
"Ugh their going to do the nasty up there, I just know it" I say, disgusted at the image I have in my head.
"Yeah not a pretty image at all." She says with a distasteful look on her face that I thought looked really adorable.
"So, we should get started then, we only have like" I took out my phone and glanced at the time. "33 minutes left and we didn't do anything." I say trying not to stare at her. But it's just too hard.
"So we should probably start where the problem is. So…."
"So... What?"
"What's your problem?" I say chuckling at the obviousness of my question and her not getting it.
"Oh! Um I don't know actually." She says looking embarrassed. (Yep cutest sight I've ever seen)
"My friend, you know the one upstairs told me I sucked in her own way with polite words and stuff so she told me to call you and make an appointment. So I don't really know what I need help in."
"Okay then, let's go over your postural techniques then." I say looking in my book.
"Uhhh?"
"Basically just Posture and Breathing are what we're going to start off with" I say chuckling at her confusion.
"Oh! Okay" she said now realizing what to do.
"Okay just breathe in and out, and sit up straight. I want your spine and your breathing tube aligned."
She quickly followed the directions. (I can't believe I'm sitting here with this beautiful creature and didn't even make a move on her. Well that's just gonna have to change isn't it?. Why am I talking to myself? Damn it Quinn was right I am going cray cray.)
"Right okay so how about we do simple vocal exercises?"
"Okay what are we starting on?" Brittany asked with this super adorable curious look. (What the hell Lopez! Why am I thinking like that? I need to toughen up and stop acting like Kurt.)
I was just about to continue when The Hobbit came back down the stairs with Quinn trailing behind.
"Hey uh you guys done yet?" Quinn asked, red in the face.
"Um we didn't even start anything but….." I check my phone again. "Its 1:37, quitting time, so we'll finish this up tomorrow?" I ask hoping she'll come back.
"Yeah, sounds like a plan." She looked down and saw Perrito. (Damn I forgot all about that little dog. Haha get it? Cause that's his name too and he's a little dog. Eh forget it!)
"So I'll see you tomorrow then?" The hobbit said.
"Yeah" Quinn said biting her lip. (I want to throw up right now. With all of the eye fucking going on right now, I wouldn't be surprised if someone turned up pregnant. So I just settled with saying "Ugh. Didn't you guys just fuck up stairs, don't get why your doing it with your eyes in front of us."
"Shut up S! Bye Rach it was nice getting to know you."
"And your tongue" I added under my breath.
"You too Quinn I really hope we can meet up again so we can learn more about eachother."
"How about tomorrow while their doing their lesson we can go to the park or something?"
"Sounds great, see you tomorrow."
"How is he so cute?" I hear a voice say, and when I looked over to Brittany she had Perrito in her lap scratching behind his ears. (I told you he was a player, snuck her from under my nose and I didn't even know it)
"Um genes I guess" I say rubbing my neck. (Smooth Lopez, real smooth.)
"Well those jeans are probably some of the best cause look at this little buddy. Hey do you know where I could get a pair?" she asked. (Now that was adorable, I'm not gonna fight that one.)
"C'mon Brittany, we have to meet Tina at that coffee place on 53rd, and were almost late."
"Oh okay, bye Perrito see you tomorrow, hope your still as cute as you are now. Bye Santana even though I didn't learn anything I still liked spending time with you." She said looking at the ground.
"Yeah you too, and I'm determined to teach you something by the end of the lesson tomorrow." I say sounding like the ultimate dork. But she seemed like she didn't mind cause she giggled.
"Brittany cmon we don't have all day" The lawn gnome said, rushing the beauty in front of me.
"Okay, okay I going. Bye again." She said in a hurry, rushing out the door.
As soon as the door closed I said what was on my mind.
"Stupid Hobbit, rushing my girl out the door, damn her."
"Uh who are you calling a stupid hobbit?"
"Your hit and run she just irritated me from the start."
"S take it back or I swear I'll destroy you." She said gritting her teeth.
"No."
God Quinn looked pissed but she aint gon do nothing, she may be cray but she loves me like a love song.
"You know what-" She was cut off by the phone ringing.
"Your getting it. And don't think I won't be getting you back for what you called Rachel."
Rachel? Oh yeah her name is Rachel...Eh.
"Hello?"
"Hey Santana its mike"
"Hey mike, how's it hanging?"
"You know...low, hahahaha anyway I was having a party tonight cause I got the job as one of the new dance teachers at the dance school and wanted to celebrate so I wanna make sure your one of the people I tell first."
"Oh congratulations on the new job and hell yeah I'm coming quinn is too. What time should we be there?"
"Like 10 I guess"
"Okay I'll be there"
"Okay see you there bye."
"Bye"
I walk to the bottom of the stairs.
"Quinn were going to mike's for a party, be ready by 10
...and wear something sexy I'm tired of seeing you dressing like a baby doll."
..."Shut up S!"
