"Okay, guys, it's time for lunch," Interviewer dude announces.
"Really?" Renji asks, jumping out of his chair. "That's great cuz I'm starved and tired of sitting in this damn chair!"
"Oh, so you're not trying to find Ms. Rogue? What happened to your loyalty for her fan club?" Toshiro asks.
"Shut up, Toshiro! No one asked you to put your two bits in!" Renji shot back.
"You know, this could be your opportune moment to ask her to eat with you...alone," Rukia teases.
Renji blushes before shouting, "No one asked for your two bits either, Rukia!"
"Geezum, I can hear you from outside! Calm down, Crimson Pineapple."
Everyone looks at the door to see Ichigo standing in the doorway, smirking. Rangiku bounces towards Ichigo, causing him to blush from the movement of her bosom.
"Hey, Ichigo!" she greets.
"Hey, there, Rangiku. What'd I miss?" Ichigo asks, folding his arms.
"Not that much, but you missed Hanatarou's part. It was hilarious!" Rangiku says, giggling.
"Aw, you should've been here for that. Shit was hysterical," Ikkaku says.
"Hang on, I don't think I was here for that either," Cirucci says, putting her hands on her hips.
"You should replay it for us," Kenpachi says, looking down to Interviewer dude.
"Uh, I'll go check with the editing team?" Interviewer dude suggests.
"You missed Nanao's part, too! Gin had the funniest story for her! Yumichika had a funny theme song, too. And Yachiru sang the cutest, little song during the interview," Rangiku informs.
"Why was Hanatarou's part so funny?" Ichigo asked, scratching his head.
"One of the commentators was talking about how he looked helpless in the show but was probably a freak-a-leak in the bedroom," Renji informs, letting a small laugh.
Ichigo heaved a short laugh then asked, "What was so funny about Nanao's part? Besides the fact that Gin told the story cuz you know he's a handful."
"I'm standing right here, you know," Gin says, smirking. "Don't have me jump you in front of all these people."
"Sorry, Gin," Ichigo smirks.
"A commentator asked Gin to explain why Nanao always hid her face whenever she did her 'angry' face. He simply said he mistaken her foaming at the mouth for orgasmic fluid she may have contracted from a lesbian affair with Momo," Byakuya explained, calmly.
Ichigo let out a fit of laughter. Nanao pretended to cry, allowing Ichigo to hug her for comfort. Ururu, Yuzu and Jinta were all befuddled by Byakuya's use of "orgasmic" fluid, so Ururu innocently expressed her curiosity to the much older adults.
"What does orgasmic fluid mean?" Ururu asks.
"Uh, we'll move on!" Interviewer dude shouts, covering Ururu's ears.
"Um, uh, so what about Yumichika?" Ichigo asks, frantically waving his hands.
"No, tell her what that means!" Jinta shouts, insisting on an answer. "You said something we don't understand so explain!"
"I'm sorry, but you're too young to know as of now," Gin says. "I promise to tell you later though."
"About Yumichika's theme song," Ichigo continues.
"It basically went...wait, how did it go?" Kenpachi asks himself, scratching his chest.
"It went something like Ayasegawa Yumichika, prince of the peacock," Kira says, trying to remember correctly. "Yeah, I think that's right."
"Personally, I like that song. It reflects me spot-on," Yumichika says, flipping his hair.
"Yeah, excessively color-blind and too full of himself," Ichigo remarks, earning laughs from some of his friends.
"Screw you, Carrot Top!" Yumichika snaps.
"Kenny, I'm hungry," Yachiru pouts, tugging on Kenpachi's jacket. "Can we go eat?"
"I agree with Yachiru," Kaien sighs. "Let's go already!"
The cast steps out to eat at the buffet table then choose to sit outside in the studio's backyard. Rogue and Interviewer dude sit in front of a cameraman to answer his questions.
"You two look like you're having fun," the cameraman says, drinking a glass of Heinekein.
"We're just happy it's break. I don't think I would've made another wardrobe change," Rogue says.
"Actually, Big Boss says that's it with the wardrobe changes. They know which outfit looks good on you," the cameraman informs, earning a sigh of relief from Rogue. "Now, the rest of the show is Big Boss' concern. He wants one of you to ask the cast what they're doing now that the show is coming to a close. You know, like when you ask a famous person 'Say, what are you doing now that you're not' and you can ask whatever after that."
"That doesn't sound too hard. I mean they can say whatever, right?" Interviewer dude asks.
"Yeah, absolutely!" the cameraman reassures, eating a biscuit. "I'm supposed to be airing the checkpoint before the program gets re-edited and shit. Think we can start?"
"Let's go!" Rogue declares, holding up a peace sign.
40: Lolli
39: Hanatarou Yamada
38: Lillinette
37: Chizuru Hansho
36: Kaname Tousen
35: Cirucci Thunderwitch
34: Milenthal "Mila" Rose
33: Ikkaku Madarame
32: Nanao Ise
31: Yumichika Ayasegawa
30: Kaien Shiba
*Bleach jailbait*
a. Ururu Tsumugiya
b. Karin Kurosaki
c. Jinta Hanakari
d. Yuzu Kurosaki
29: Yachiru Kusajishi
28: Kira Izuru
"So who's your next group gonna be? Any hints?" the cameraman asks.
"Sorry, you'll have to be just as surprised as the audience," Rogue teases, hopping out of her chair.