All right. I'm glad the audience is enjoying this series so far as we get closer and closer to the hottest hottie of Bleach.
I would like to take this time to inform all of you that checkpoints are going to be added into the series from time to time due to some specific favorites not being presented yet. Some of the audience's favorites are so far out in front that I found it sort of unfair not to show one or two of them. I am beginning to take longer to update than expected and I do apologize for that.
Well, with that out of the way, I believe I'm ready to begin. Please make sure you are comfortable as you read another episode of the countdown.
[Backstage]
"Hey, Renji, what's that in your pocket?" Rukia asks, pointing to a bundle in his pants pocket.
"Hm?" Renji gestures, digging in his pocket.
"Probably little Abarai reveling in your beauty," Rangiku teases.
"Say what?" Ichigo questions, close to falling out of his chair.
"No, that's my dewrag! I was going to put it on today, but now I don't want to. Thanks a lot!" Renji argues.
"There's nothing wrong with a little attraction, Renj-Renj. Besides, Rangiku's just starting to get bored," Hanataro points out.
"There's plenty wrong with a little attraction!" Ichigo debates.
"Is that jealousy I'm sensing?" Byakuya questions, opening one of his eyes to Ichigo.
"NO! It just caught me off-guard. Sheesh! Don't get so defensive, Kuya-kun," Ichigo says, scratching in the back of his head.
"Wait! What is this? Could it be...Ichigo has given a pet name to his beloved Kuchiki elder?" Gin teases with a cat-like grin.
"Oh my fucking god! I thought we've been through this! Kuya-kun is not my beloved anything," Ichigo defends, chuckling.
"Then why are you laughing about it? Sounds like a connection to me," Toshiro teases with a smirk.
"I can't not laugh at Gin when he makes that face," Ichigo says, chuckling some more.
"Is it Gin's face or is it your beloved Kuya-kun that's making you chuckle?" Chizuru asks, cleaning her glasses with a yellow cloth. "I think you're chuckling so no one finds out that you like Byakuya."
"This conversation has gotten dangerously interesting within the past twenty seconds," Byakuya says, tucking a lock of hair behind his ear.
I'd like to see your face
Ooo-whoo!
Isane Kotetsu
Everything about this Bleach babe was definitve. Here she is, Isane Kotetsu...
Ichired: There wasn't a guy who didn't want Isane as their main squeeze after seeing her on Bleach.
JU fuschia: Every girl wanted to be like Isane. She was quiet, observant, extremely loyal, very creative--
Musik: She had a cute face, beautiful eyes, high cheekbones, great smile, a body made for sin. Pfft, wow.
Yellow-san: My god... I am so aroused right now.
Isane: Man, I worked my ass off to get that body. I'm not overweight or anything. I'm just not as muscular.
GO BLUE!: Let me tell you, Isane put the damn in hot damn.
Modell: She was so hot, I think even Unohana-taicho wanted a piece of that action.
Isane: *laughs hysterically*
The love affair started with a whimsical recurring nightmare that served as material for jokes and even landed her the most sensitive award, which ultimately made her the hottest thing, and from there... well, you can get the idea...
Hanataro: I was happy working with Isane. *eyes widen* I don't mean that kind of happy!
Isane: Uh-huh, we believe you, Hanataro. We believe you.
Hanataro: Stop teasing me!
We'll stop teasing you with this bundle of hotness as we congratulate Ms. Kotetsu for making number 27 on our countdown...
Hey, how you doin'?
My name is Yasutora Sado
But you can call me Chad
Adios mia! It's Yasutora Sado. In Bleach, no hombre was more caliente!
shi~green: Oh my god, this dude was so hot he could get women pregnant just by looking at them!
pUrPlE rOkU: Yasutora was like the classic Japanese/Latin playboy.
Ton: He was a hulking guy with dark skin and curly hair and he had a tattoo! Wasn't he like 15?
hachi MARIGOLD: Chad was the ultimate jailbait. If you said his name right, three times in the mirror, I feel as though he'd show up behind you oiling his chest.
shichi SUNSet: His eyes. He had these beautiful brown eyes that were like thick pools of chocolate. I could just taste them!
In Bleach, Chad raked in the most popularity for his uniqueness, badassery and sensitivity. Which, honestly, made him so fine and all the more delicious...
Aufreizend: This dude in Bleach came on as this kickass boxer who probably beat the shit outta you for complaining about there being a fly in your soup. I think, he saved Karin Kurosaki from a Hollow with one solid punch to the forehead... and probably got himself a piece of her behind Ichigo's back.
Chad: *chuckles* That's kinda fucked up, isn't it?
Ichigo: Don't fucking laugh! That's terrible! You just robbed someone's cradle and deflowered a baby if you did!
Chad: *chuckles* What would you do if I did?
Ichigo: *eyes widen* You...you mean you and...? No, you're lying... Oh my fucking god! You didn't!
Karin: You bunch of perverts! Wait until commercial!
And by this summer, we'll all be waiting for Chad to make a reappearance once Bleach is all wrapped up...
Chad: Oh, I'm going to be in a film with a few other people from the series called the Players' Club. As of now, we're still in casting and script mode, but everything else is under way and stuff. I can't explain my role yet. You know, I want it to...sort of...be a surprise.
Ichigo: That's a mouthful coming from him.
And it's a mouthful coming from us as we salute you, Chad, for smashing in as number 26...
It's time for a hot flash
Hot flash
Hot flash
Admit it. You used to fantasize about some of these folks in Shonen Jump Bleach. We're calling this section of hotties, Regrets...
violet`KYU: I think the one I'd be most embarassed about is Otoribashi Rojuro a.k.a. Rose. He had longer, prettier hair than me and he wore blouses better than me! But I liked that he loved music and fought with a whip that had an exploding rose at the tip. Even though it was completely useless. I'm sorry... I liked him.
Yellow-san: In the show, I thought Lisa Yadomaru was cool. She was a hottie who looked like she got mixed up in the wrong series and belonged in Sailor Moon. I think she stole Sailor Saturn's katana. And then her sword turned into some Buddhist staff. Sorry, monks don't read erotic manga to other hot chicks. And she looked like Nanao. Did you see how cheesetastic that was?
hachi MARIGOLD: I thought Kensei Muguruma was awesome. He was inspired by Shuhei saving and put the 69 tattoo - not on his chest or his back - on his stomach. Like Shuhei was gonna see it if he stripped the guy. That's not exactly something I want to imagine. He also fought with a Jason mask, combat knife and brass knuckles. I think Chad should've bitch slapped him for that.
Modell: I really liked Rin Tsubokura. He loves candy, he always runs away from doing assignments but never skips on buying a Snickers bar from the human world, and he was basically like Hanataro's twin except he looked more feminine. Yeah...
Ichired: I think the most infamous person you regret having a fantasy about would be... Shunsui Kyoraku. He was laid-back, flamboyant, lazy. Basically, your dad if he wasn't working and being a couch potato. He cross-dressed between a feminine coat and a samurai style. I think he was supposed to be a womanizer. Didn't his swords transform into a mistress and a ninja wielding his swords? Yeah, I'm sorry. I liked him at one point.
At one point, there was one dude who outmatched all the rest of the Regrets and even made our countdown...
Dude who looks like
A pirate from One Piece
Zaraki Kenpachi
Standing at 6'4" with 24" biceps and perfect 2 1/2" teeth... Kenpachi Zaraki!
pUrPlE rOkU: *laughs* Kenpachi!
O-range-ni: Zaraki!
JU fuschia: I loved Kenpachi. He was so over-the-top hot. Sort of a ridiculous hot.
Ichigo: Wait a damn minute! How the fuck did he get in this? I demand an explanation!
Ikkaku: Hey, hey! Kenpachi rocks and none of you have the balls to stand up and say it.
Yumichika: *stands up* Kenpachi rocks...!
Kenpachi: I was honored to know I made the hotties' list. I don't know if I get an award or trophy for that but thank you. Appreciate it.
Yachiru: Yay! That makes you a ladies' man, Kenny! Maybe that means you get to marry Rangiku.
Toshiro: Who!? You and what army?
Kenpachi never needed an army with his wild and aggressive fighting style in Bleach. In fact, his very self-centered, free-spirited mind, body...and package became the face for violence and a pugnacious attitude...
Musik: Kenpachi rarely said no to a fight. He either started the fight, pounded your ass to the ground in the fight, or ended the fight with you in fatal condition. His character reigned supreme badass and love of war. He was the Achilles of the soul reapers minus the bell-adorned spikes.
And that's how we want to forever and always remember as it brings us to number 25 on our countdown. Thank you, Kenpachi Zaraki...