Oh my god, you guys, I'm back! It's been forever since I made another chapter, hasn't it? I'm sorry I took so long. I had other projects that got me interested, and I didn't even bother finishing my most important project. I left everyone hanging. I'm not even finished with the first half of hotties on the list, isn't that sad? However, I promise to make all my set of chapters kickass to compensate for the long update. So, with that said, eat some snacks, grab a pillow and a comfy blanket, and relax with this new chapter.
On behalf of the Unrestricted Asterisk staff, we would like to thank those who have read the series so far. Unfortunately, an editing error had occurred. One of the chapters for the series was replaced by accident and couldn't be undone like a normal Microsoft Word error. The author has to rewrite that WHOLE chapter. Sucks to be her. Thank you for the reviews also. They were greatly appreciated. Once again, arigato saiimase!
Knock, knock…
O-range-ni: I'm back, bitches!
Here they come…
GO BLUE!: Watch out now.
We've got some of the hottest anime characters of the Bleach series coming to your living room. As we honor the men and women who entered our DNA and left a nice fingerprint on our brains, be prepared to meet some of our hotties on the Shonen Jump Bleach list provided by Unrestricted Asterisk. We've got the baddest, boobiest, and babe-a-licious a la mode in the freezer. Grab a towel and unbutton your shirts as we bring these next group of hotties right to you…
Musik: Aw, ya'll go'n make me mad this episode!
{Theme song 22}
Welcome to the jungle
Claws out to fight
Kitty-cat Jaegerjaquez
Grimmjow's roaming through the night
176 pounds, six-foot-one, and sixth sexta of the Espada in the Arrancar Army. No man has made 666 such a hot number but the blue, the legendary, the badass Grimmjow Jaegarjaquez…
Yellow-san: Oooo, you talkin' 'bout a fine man right there. That is classic porn star material.
Violet`KYU: OH MY GOD! *squeals and rapidly stomps feet* I love him! He is so cute and just gorgeous and… I want to date him so bad. It's not fair!
Ichigo: You've got to be kidding me. He's actually on here? Really?
Grimmjow: Smile for me, biatch.
Ichigo: WTF?
Modell: Grimmjow is so hot he got fourth place in the popularity poll, ninth place for his powers, and first place to some of us girls for number one guy they want to f***. Oops, did I say that out loud?
Shichi SUNSet: Oh my… But that's actually true. Every girl likes a man who's aspect of death is ultimate destruction. It's like "I'm going to make you suffer." "Who, me? No, don't touch me the - oh god, yeah, touch me there you super freak!" Shouldn't that hurt your boyfriend's feelings? I mean, come on!
Ton: I don't care what my boyfriend says. I think he's so sexy as a bad boy.
Yellow-san: Let's go over the rules for the stereotypical bad boy lover. You're a bad boy lover when: a man gets battle scars on his body and still manages to look his finest, he abuses annoying women, he looks like he's hit the gym a few times, he thinks everyone's a tool, he's a tad egocentric, he's scruffy, mean, and has a definitive bloodlust. There are billions of women in the world right now who have a thing for at least one of those things. And let's keep it real, some men like it that way too. It's called BDSM and leather whips. Do the f***ing math.
Grimmjow: That bondage thing doesn't really get me hard, but that whip idea is something I'd like to try at home when no one's around.
Ichigo: The moral of this story is he's a f***ing freak in the bedroom, and this is his way of going out of character.
Grimmjow: Says Mr. I like Byakuya Kuchiki and would submit to his spankings.
Ichigo: Dammit to hell! I do NOT like Kuchiki-san in that way! Why are you still alive? *throws his shoe* Get back here, you bastard!
Violet`KYU: Doesn't Grimmjow remind you of a house cat? Being attracted to him is like being attracted to a Siamese cat. Like a hot Siamese cat with a broad, glistening chest. *moans in her fantasies* I'd love to rest my head on his chest just once.
And we'd like to rest our heads on our pillows after some steamy night's events with the blue panther dude. While the mice are away, we'll honor Mr. Grimmjow as he drags in lucky number 22 on our countdown…
Grimmjow: I thank you for nominating me the hottest of the Bleach show. I am truly indebted to myself because it takes one of me to make the world go round, and… What? I'm not number one on the list? Really….? Assholes….
Modell: Keep it hot, Grimmjow… Call me…
Ah, the sweet and sexy anime that brings you supernatural hotness right to your television set cleverly named...Shonen Jump Bleach! Could you actually imagine a world without the hotties found in the awesome anime...? Neither could the rest of us! That's why we're bringing you this fun-filled episode with the next bunch of cuties on our Hot List…
Ichired: Whoo! Bring it on, baby girl!
Oh, we're bringing them. In all their powerful glory! Bask in the dynamic entrance of Japan's hit show and its actors and actresses who have made the show happen. We're calling them the 40 hotties of this episode.
Yellow-san: This is the real fucking deal, people! Forget about those other fics with guys on guys and girls and girls. This is where the battle for who's the sexiest starts.
If everyone's all set and ready to sweat, we'll be continuing the ranks for your favorite show and our favorite TV stars. Batter up and swagger down, it's time for the 40 Hottest Hotties to come to home base.
pUrPlE rOkU: I hope all of you people reading will appreciate this next cutie because it is very hard to decide who is the hottest out of so many characters.
But it's never hard to make so many hot characters, and we'll show you exactly what we mean. Ah, a show with giant ta-tas and rock hard abs with super cool effects. What's there not to like about this anime…? Next to nothing!
shichi SUNSet: Hey, yo, ladies. It's 'bout to go down in this chapter. Better recognize, yo.
violet`KYU: Aw, man… I hope ya'll ready for this 'cause I'm not.
We'll see who overpowers who in hotness, and we'll show everyone else as we bring you this from Unrestricted Asterisk…
{Producers of the opening theme song}
Sexy, dirty, wet, hot
Hotties of the Bleach show
[Shonen Jump]
Hotties of the Bleach show
[Should've called it OxyClean]
The 40 Hottest Hotties of the Bleach show
{Theme song 21}
He makes bodies rock and hit the floor
Everyone's under his ass
Sosuke Aizen
Very few can reach him, many look up to him, and in the world as we know it…women want him, and men can't stand it. Feast your eyes and behold the bold, the proud, the bitchin' and manipulative badass…Aizen Sosuke!
Shi~green: Oh, when you say Aizen kicks ass, you not playin' around at all! Aizen puts Kenpachi in his place. Without even trying!
PUrPlE rOkU: Literally, the guy looks so sweet and cuddly one minute and then the next…BOOM!
Hachi Marigold: He could shut the entire country down if he wanted to. He made everyone a tool. I don't see why not.
JU fuchsia: He did the two-face deal like it was a piece of cake… I'd like to see if he can keep that up in the bedroom… *laughs aloud*
Aizen: Oh my…
Aufreizend: Aizen is the only antagonist who can get women to rid his bones and not get tired of it. He's so hot he made me question my sexuality and I'm as straight as you can get.
Aizen: Oh my…
Shi~green: Compared to all the men in Bleach, he made being a villain sexy. If you make a porn of him right now and market it in the next hour, that sex tape will sell - will literally fly off shelves. He's that nasty and…f***ing perfect!
Aizen: I have to admit I did find it surprising that I would be recognized as an attractive villain. I thought Gin had me beat for sure, but it is what it is. Now, if I just get manipulate Momo into -
Toshiro: You f***ing pervert! You're not putting your hands in Momo's hands!
Aizen: Who's gonna stop me? You were barely alive when I kicked your ass.
Toshiro: That was simulated action!
Aizen: Oh my…
Toshiro: Fighting! Fighting! I meant simulated action fighting!
And we meant he was an excellent fighter in battling his way to number 21...
If you want to see what Unrestricted Asterisk presents backstage with our stars, please be sure to stay tuned for the next episode to see their striptease contest in our extras. Cast your votes to who'd be the hottest dancer in our contest and see who wins. Until then, catch ya later.
"And piss off while hike up this girl's skirt," Grimmjow smirks.
"You f***ing molester!" Ichigo shouts, punching Grimmjow to the next room.